If wrestlers had Yu-Gi-Oh/Pokemon/ Magic the Gathering type cards.

The phrase 'have sex' has never, and will never be more appropriate than it is right now.

Randy Orton 2200 atk 1800 defense 5 stars. Effects RKO OUTTA NOWHERE can attack opponents life points directly once during either players turn at any time.

Braun Strowman 3000 atk 3500 defense 7 stars effect gains 100 attack for every opponent he destroys

Ellsworth 500 atk 700 defense one star flip effect send one opponent on the field to the bottom of the players deck

Big Show 3500 atk 2500 defense 8 stars inflicts life point damage when attacking defense position monsters

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>>2321597
>five knuckle shuckle

The only funny ones like these are the Will Osprey and Ricochet MTG cards who have the ability that when on the battlefield at the same time, Wrestling is dead.

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>>2321597
I stole this off google

Roman Reigns 5RG

Trample
Roman Reigns enters the battlefield with three dime counters
Whenever Roman Reigns attacks, remove a dime
When Roman Reigns has no dimes, kill the business (you lose the game)

6/6

>>2322196
>>2322196
>>2322196

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Back when WWE got popular in mexico, a potato chip brand made a trading card game with wrestlers.

"Popular" guys like undercarder or Triple H had the biggest numbers