>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
>>2325222
Is all of this really true?
WK11 attendance : 26,192
TripNeet's post count : 50,000+
>mfw
>even Tripmessiah gets better numbers than Poo Japan
The state of it
>F4WOnline.com (via Wrestlezone) reports that after losing a “Loser Leaves NXT” match to Kassius Ohno at the February 22 NXT TV tapings, Elias Samson is set to debut on the WWE main roster. His main roster debut was previously delayed due to an injury.
He's the drizzling shits so he'll probably end up on RAM.
>>2324796
he kinda looks like sandow lol
>let's send some jobber to the main roster while Nakamura still flounders around in NXT
Remember when NXT was actually good?
yep, good times
>>2324730
i remember it being pretty shit this week
>Maxine vs. Kaitlyn
who was a better draw in their careers?
>>2324677
Kobashi,single handedly BTFO NJPW in the 2000s.
>>2324677
Misawa then kobashi. Noah's only draws in the workrate main event scence.
What's this move called again?
>>2324591
The Trump
>>2324591
The Triphammer
might be the Test Tickle
When is he coming back, Brother ;_;
Literally Wrestlemania
anyway brother here's wonderwall
>>2324464
Fortunately we're now in Trump's America so based Hogan will be back any day now to work the smarks and SJWs.
>>2324388
Just buy a banner, Ryan
>>2324388
I can hide these threads much faster than you can make them, anon
>Not in WWE
So let's say theoretically John cena pulled some Chris Benoit shit and murdered nikki bella then proceeded to kill himself. How would wwe react to this situation? Would they try to erase him from history?
the more interesting question is how do they deal with Nikki then
>>2324211
Touche
>>2324211
kek
BIG DICK DAVE has poster his WON Awards for 2016
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wrestling_Observer_Newsletter_awards
>Wrestler of the Year
AJ Styles
>MMA Most Valuable
Conor McGregor
>Most Outstanding Wrestler
AJ Styles
>Most Outstanding Fighter
Conor McGregor
>Best Box Office Draw
Conor McGregor
>Feud of the year
Conor McGregor vs Nate Diaz
>Tag team of the year
The Young Bucks
>Most Improved
Matt Riddle
>Best on Interviews
Conor McGregor
>Most Charismatic
Conor McGregor
>Best Technical Wrestler
Zack Sabre Jr.
>Best Brawler
Tomohiro Ishii
>Best Flying Wrestler
Will Ospreay
>Most Overrated
Roman Reigns
>Most Underrated
Cesaro
>Promotion of the Year
NJPW
>Best Weekly Show
NJPW: World Pro Wrestling
>MOTY
Okada vs Tanahashi (WK10)
>Fight of the Year
Lawler vs Condit (UFC 195)
>Rookie of the Year
Matt Riddle
>Best Non-wrestler
Dario Cueto
>Best Announcer
Mauro Ranallo
>Worst Announcer
David Otunga
>Best Major Wrestling Show
WK10
>>2324070
>Most Overrated
>Roman Reigns
what a dumbass
>Wrestler of the Year
AJ Styles
BASED
Midget indie gooks on suicide watch.
>>2324072
>seething
DON'T YOU SEE THE DIMES I'VE DRAWNNNNN
(THE DRIMES I'VE DRAWN)
YOU'RE IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD
YOU'RE GONNA DROWN IN THE DIMES THAT I'VE DRAWN
TIME HAS COME AND GONE FOR WORDS
I DREW MORE ASLEEP THAN C-M PUNK
BUT WORDS ARE CHEAP
>>2324027
DIMES ARE DRAWN FOR MY MAN VINCE
A THOUSAND DIMES I HAVE DRAWN SINCE
YOUR MERCH IS CHEAP, BUT MINE STILL OUTSEEELLS...
>>2324027
based thread
Redpill me on Finlay
>>2323972
dindu who was only around so cunts could make jokes about the troubles
>>2323972
He liked to fight
he made hornswoggetty a main eventer
>Like, it's completely against the wrestler code to ever go through another wrestler's bag. One day, Riley walked into an empty locker room and Cena was just going through his bag. He found some pre-workout vitamins and bitched him out for taking supplements, asking if he 'thinks this is ok.' Like, he was looking for a reason to get him fired.
>We had the match when Linda was running for Congress for the Stand Up For WWE charity shows, and it was a tag match, I think it was a six man tag match if I remember right. And it was me, Hawkins, and Ziggler vs. Riley, and two other baby faces. Cena had made it clear that he wanted Riley to act a certain way and do certain things. And we structured the entire match to his wishes and it went flawlessly as far as we were concerned.
>The second we walked backstage he came up to me and said 'hey where's numbnuts?' And he sees the look on my face and tells me to go get Riley. So all six of us came back and he bitched out Riley in front of the backstage roster -- about how he always tells him to do one thing and he does another, and Cena was 'washing his hands of helping him.' Even Ziggler was like, 'What the hell, man?'
>>2323386
Alex Riley was Cena's bitch boy back in 2011.
>>2323386
he learned from guys like Benoit/HHH/HBK/Eddie how to protect "your" spot. I guess he thought that Riley was a danger.
>>2323403
No, he wanted to set an example.
>wrestling fans don't care
>isn't popular with diva fans
>womyn wrestling fans don't know who she is
Why is Beth getting inducted so early again?
>>2322939
Edge's wife.
>>2322939
Edge.
>Rikishi, The Godfather and Beth Phoenix were inducted before Miss Elizabeth
It's still real to the fat smark bitch in OPs pic