Realistically, this will be what Wrestle Mania XXXIII will look like.
Main card:
Goldberg vs Lesnar (Universal title)
Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton (WWE title)
Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon
Seth Rollins vs. Triple H
Kevin Owens vs. Jericho (US title)
Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin (IC title)
Charlotte vs. Bayley vs. Sasha Banks (RAW Woman's title)
Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch (Smackdown Woman's title)
John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse
Preshow:
Neville vs. Austin Aries (possibly vs. Jack Gallagher vs. Rick Swan) (Cruiserweight title)
The Club vs. Enzo & Cass (RAW Tag Team title)
American Alpha vs. Uso's (Smackdown Tag Team title)
Big Show vs. Shaq
Unknowns:
Sami Zayn
Samoa Joe
Braun Strowman
Luke Harper
Dolph Ziggler
Rusev
Cesaro
Rate the card x/10.
Preshow:
Big Show vs. Shaq
If it does happen there's no way in hell it'll be on the preshow.
>>2341821
You know, this year i dont feel excited at all for WM, as far as im concerned it looks and it feels like just another ppv, from the build to the card itself, it feels lazy, i mean there are some good matches and exceptions, like Orton/Bray, HHH/Rollins and Owens/Jericho, but other than that it doesnt feel special at all, and dont get me started with the shit tier matches like Oldberg/Bork and Undercarder/Romanetty, that so happens to be 2 of the 3 main matches, the rest of the matches i couldnt care less.. fuck sake 4/10
>>2341870
same
goldberg, seth and KO's matches are the only ones who actually got buildup over the year
When can we change this ugly strawberry belt?
When they realize the brand split was dumb and go back to one black world title
>>2341803
the brand split is based as fuck
>>2341803
Brand split is good. Fuck off.
Reminder that the plan is still to get Roman over. All of the booking for the main storylines happening is actually revolving around Roman. I will explain how.
>Stroman was put over to look strong so that Roman can beat him at Fastlane therefore overcoming the odds
>Undertaker being eliminated by Roman puts the perception in people that Roman can possibly beat Undertaker (which he will)
>what we will be seeing at Mania will actually be a triple threat match between the Undertaker, Roman Reigns and Braun Stroman
>this is because Undertaker is too injured to give a great match so he will be carried by the other two
>Roman will win this match by pinning Stroman again (this keeps Taker looking strong)
Now it gets interesting.
>Goldberg is being put over big time so that he eventually wins the title (which he has) and makes Brock look beatable
>many think Brock will finally beat Goldberg at Mania (he won't expect Goldberg to win again just might take a bit longer this time)
>the plan this whole time is to get Roman over by beating the unstoppable Goldberg for the title at Summerslam
>this is going to lead to Roman's first long title REIGN (kek) and there will obviously be many more Reigns after this of course
>reminder that Brock has never beaten Reigns yet
>sometime during this soon upcoming title run for Roman Reigns, he will be beating Brock Lesnar and clean to
You can bet your ass this has been the entire plan for a long time now. How does this honestly make you feel?
Bored.
>>2341404
the sky is blue.
>roman vs strowman vs carder
Lol strowmans in the battle royal and you will like it smark cunt
What do you think his punishment will be if he ever returns?
>>2341402
he'll have to watch AJ suck Vince's dick
he wont get a punishment. he outsmarted vince with the UFC angle. hes gonna get a fat contract like Bork if he ever does. wich is highly unlikely since WWE is boring as fuck.
>>2341406
again?
>Shitty 50-50 booking that puts nobody over
> Calling legitimate promotions like CMLL & NJPW "Outlaw" Wrasslin
>A 50 year old and an EX MMA fighter who got suspended by the UFC, Main Eventing Wrestlemania
>"Funny" Pop culture references har har har
>Cringey New Day Skits
>Speaking of the New Day....WWEDRONES will defend them being hosts for Wrestlemania and not having a match
>
>3 Hour Stephanie McMahon segments
>WWE Creative aka those toy monkeys with cymbals
>Pushing the worst wrestler on the roster (Enzo)
>Hot potatoing the Women's Championship
>Getting into arguments with CHILDREN about a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW
>Defends AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon for Wrestlelamia
> Praises ANYTHING Vince McMahon does (XFL, WBF,)
> ACTUALLY giving them money for the network, when you can just torrent that shit
> Using WWE Verbiage in real life
>DEFENDING WWE even when they know Universal will drop their asses from network television soon!
>>2341393
BASED
>OP
s-stamford chads c-chalk up another W
>People chant his name every week even though he hasn't been around for over 3 years
>Left on his own terms
>Might have got btfo in UFC, but at least he tried
>Vince, Steph and Paul are constantly butthurt and try to take pot shots here and there
>Never has to come back begging for a job
He won.
>>2341310
hi Phil
>>2341310
>got the biggest pop since Bryan on RAW when based Rocky tried to phone him
Anti-smark seethe incoming.
>>2341317
Big Dimes Phil working obese permavirgin Stamford wives
Is this the best top 3 any promotion has ever assembled? If not then who and when?
Austin, Rock, DX
(I know DX is kind of cheating but oh well)
if not, throw in Mankind and my point remains.
>>2340857
Foley was bigger than dx idiot
>>2340857
>Austin, Rock
None of them could have an Omega, Okada or Naito match.
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S IT
IT'S OVER
HE'S GONNA BE DANCING IN THE RING FOR A COMEDY SEGMENT IN 6 MONTHS JUST LIKE TENSAI, KHALI, KOZLOV AND ALL THEM OTHER BIG FAGGOTS WHO GOT SHORT-TERM MONSTER PUSHES
BRAUNFAGS BTFO
DID SUMBUDDY CALL MA MAMMA ?!?
Meanwhile Roman will pin Taker and Brock clean win the belt and lose even more viewers! BASED BIG DAWG AM I RIGHT?
>>2340294
I think so
Boy oh boy did Braun come off looking like a wuss here.
>>2340234
i'd rather have this at mania and not taker vs romaine lettuce
>>2340234
Well after Roman pinned him all of his mistique died so might as well go full down the rabbit hole.
>>2340234
>Backing off from the probably 3rd largest threat in the company after Berg and Bork
Nah he showed he's not as dumb as he looks
So who's winning?
My Roman
>>2340158
THE BIG DOG! AND YOU CAN BELEE DAT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Roman losing on RTWM
Guaranteed to go over
So far all bullet club leaders have won a world title,do you see kenny winning one as well if he ever comes to wwe?
>>2337600
Literallt no one knows who Omega is
>>2337609
I KNOW!! and my friend Mark knows him too, you are wrong OP.
>>2337600
they'd be stupid not to put the belt on him, I love BMAJ but based cleaner has more potential than him and is farther than balor will ever be
What was the first WWE match u ever watched? Mine was Jeff hardy vs Matt hardy at backlash 2009
I can't remember who fought but it was some tv program in 1986.
>>2337538
Cena vs Undertaker, Vengeance 2003 I think
FX was just starting in my country and they broadcasted a shit ton of Wrestling.
My mom travelled to the USA very frequently and she always got me wrestling magazines. Good times, good times.
>>2337538
probably the first show they had after they renamed it WWE
>favorite promotion (if WWE pick raw or smackdown)
>favorite wrestler
>last time you had sex
>>2337057
RAW
Roman Reigns
Does a fleshlight count?
>>2337057
/Smack/
Gay Cops don't make me pick one I wont do it
New Years Eve
Raw
Roman Reigns
Still a virgin after 29 years
So is this match actually going to be good?
No
It will be no DQ shane will do some shitty midlife crisis rich white guy bumps through tables and shit and AJ will win
It won't be a good wrestling match, but if there are gimmicks that mask Shane's lack of skill, it will be entertaining.
I hope the money was worth it AJ. Poor guy.
Who do you want to jump ship? Who do you not want?
Owens Zayn Joe
Keep Roman rollins there so i dont have to watch them ever again
>>2336557
He was on SD but never appeared on SD.
Aniways i think both Cesaro and Rusev could get build back up to the card on based smack.
Get rid of Ziggler and Kalisto.
I'd like to see a Sasha vs Bliss feud. Maybe Cesaro as an upper midcard guy.