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Sad!

>>2336443
Cringe

>Deadman this is my yard now
>This is Big Dog's yard now and while I respect what you've done for this business, its my time now
>ROWMAN
>I HAVE DUG A GRAVE TO CONTAIN YOUR SOUL
>AT WRESTLEMANIA YOU WILL REST IN PEACE
>MMMRRRRGGGGHHHHH

>>2336404
t. Numale

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''You gotta believe in the big dog now! How can you not?''


AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>2336404
holy fucking yum

>>2336409
>i literally scan screens of wrestling i don't like winning for unappealing fatties

...................
?????

I would actually like to see Hogan, Nash and Hall come back in an Authority-type role. I just don't want to see them wrestle.

>>2336388
So you wanna watch tna from a couple of years ago then?

>>2336873
Don't watch indies.

>haven't watched Ram in months
>got tricked into watching an episode of RAM last night

That New Japan show was nothing special. NJPW is very overrated and I say that as someone who really likes it and other Japanese wrestling.

>>2336379
Yes, us New Japanophiles are superior to those WWE Baka.

Doin doki desu me to you too Anon Sendai ^^^^_^^^^

>>2336321
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THE CHILDREN WITH ASPERGERS

>>2336321
>a fat 45 year old virgin pretends to be a mom while posting on a professional wrestling online forum like it's 1998.

What a time to be alive.

kek mad autism

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>wan't

>>2336279

I understand the impact cena has had. Cena is the reason the WWE is still alive and well. It's time we respect the king we deserve.

>>2336279
Backstage hustle.

Kurt Angle just did an Plebbit AMA (I know, I know) and revealed that Cena was pushing merchandising ideas on Vince the second he made it to the main roster. That along with his work ethic probably appealed greatly to Vince.

>>2336250
Big (Bucks) Guy making mad money

>>2336250
>succesful people are always hungry

This is so dumb.

How long before he starts whining about how he has to still pay for the shipping costs and the fuel to drop his weight gain 4000 barrels at the post office, even though those costs are factored into the initial sales price?

"Bew hew! I got to the post office, and they expected ME to pay for the shipping costs! I'm classed as an entrepreneur, but right now I am paying for my customers' shipping out of my own pocket! This is wrong!"

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That faux hawk and "Hoo Rah" shit was doing him NO favors

>>2336344
both of the acolytes were the jannetty

>>2336112
Fedora in shirt form

>>2336112
Based Big Scoops Meltzer

mad autism

>>2335944
He's fucking J-A-C-K-E-D

Of course. Indians have a natural genetic predisposition to raging backne and freakish gyno.

>>2335944
Nah he's a dirty roid monkey. He may as well tattoo ''WELLNESS POLICY IS A JOKE'' on his chest

It was fairly shit, then again not a single Fastlane was overally good so far.

I probably enjoyed Zayn vs Joe the most, felt like the most fluid match to me too.

>>2335836
Yes

>>2335836
No, reddit.

>Brock vs. Goldberg

Shit, happened twice already, was bad

>Roman vs. Undertaker

Nobody wants to see this.

>HHH vs. Seth

Exception that proves the rule.

>Jeri-KO Explodes!

Seen it already, Jericho is washed-up

>the WWE World Champion is younger than every single person greentexted

Nice damage control RAWtist, your show is shit and your PPVs are even worse

The fucking state of Raw.

Better pray Balor comes back tonight and takes the belt off Goldberg immediately.

BRETKEK
BTFO
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OBLITERATED
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>stays up until 4am watching children's television 3 nights a week
>liberal cuck
>on the dole
>functionally illiterate
>will never have a gf
>was a mod until he got caught posting cp
>ultra-manlet
>autistic
>smells like smegma
>is a faggot
>cucked by HBK posting
>cucked by Nash posting
>cucked by Hogan posting
>cucked by Omega posting
>is pic related

>>2335678
Is It really him ? Can anyone confirm ?

Thank you based Cleaner.

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>>2334734
We're not worthy! 6 Star Match Machine Kenny Omega is so fucking based

Why is Kenny so ridiculously theatrical? He oversells like HBK in his match against Hogan.

>>2334667
they would just all be booed in that situation

This is a real possibility you guys know right

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Goldberg is the best! Hahaha, I love how he has made everyone his bitch - including the senile old dickhead Vince McMahon!

Vince: Hey Goldberg, we are rubbish, can't make stars, my son-in-law keeps hiring 5 feet tall nobodies, my daughter keeps burying everyone. Our champion is a fat midget. Can you come back?

Goldberg: Sure Vince. Give me a squillion dollars, have me squash Brock so I look like a God, oh and give me your World title as well.

Vince: Ok...

HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking hilarious!!!!


Some may think he's the best!!!

Some may think he's the worst!!!

Yet look what he's doing to Vince, his company, and Goldberg wasn't even from WWF - He's from WCW!!! This is FUCKING GREAT!!!