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If you mean Bruce Lee, then of course he would

I'd heem your ass in under a minute OP

You'd be dead 10 times before you even hit the floor, kiddo

>>2331490
GOAT

THANK YOU BASED BIG DOG

>>2331490
Apologize

Watch this entire thing without cringing. Hell, read the video title without cringing.

https://youtu.be/gzsaN1KK9Zs

Based Enzo working fat aspies into a shoot.

>>2331910
Dear Lord...

>>2330916
First time I've seen this question asked for a good legit reason

Damn, Owens......did you really HAVE to put it that way?

live sex celebration

>>2330916
Fart fetish

>>2330733
>Not "Joe and the Fatman"

>>2330733
>SamOwens
Holy fuck.....that's actually clever

I want them to fight, not fuck.

>>2330686
So fat

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I want you to lose 50 pound before you're match

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>>2330696
>you're

BASED HARD BODY MAHAL

>>2330625
>wellness policy

That dude must have hit the weights with natty Rich Piana

>after 30 seconds oldberg goes for the jackhammer and owens crushes him with his weight

>>2330601
>Feed KO (full time, over, in the middle of his career) to Goldberg (part time, over, but at the end of his career and likely leaving after Wrestlemania) so Goldberg can be fed to Lesnar (part time, somewhat over, leaving in 10 months), so he can be fed to Reigns (full time, not over, likely end up leaving for film roles in 2 years)

Vince has gone insane.

Wasn't it that Lesnar didn't take Goldberg seriously? Owens seems like he is.

>Owens will never sit on your face

why live?

>>2330445
The utter state of Oreowens' banter.

these indiefats are very full of themselves

Literally indistinguishable from a chimp

>>2330266
She is honestly disgusting and I just skip through anytime she's on the screen

>>2330282
Based anon

>>2330245
Based big dog will close the show to a standing ovation after retiring the undercarder

>>2330250
Yeah he's closing the pre-show. Not sure about the ovation though, it's likely most of the stadium will be still empty.

>>2330250
>There are people that want Roman to win.

Why do you hate Roman so much that you want to kill his career?

he gets a concussion the following night on raw and has to retire

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with Bryan receiving more concussions, becoming the next benoit, killing Brie and Josie

>>2330221
>Bryan and Brock have a 25 minute classic, Brock is actually a heel
>Seth cashes in and actually gets booed
>Bryan isn't feuding with Sheamus and doesn't get concussed
>Bryan and Seth have some amazing matches
>Eventually Bryan wins IC title as intended
>seths run is very similar
>Roman wins title from Seth at Survivor Series as was originally intended, he might be more over in this reality

>>2330170
>acne all over his body
popped for roids when?

>>2330173
3 ugly humans.

>>2330173
Wellness policy my ass bro

bayley a cute, dont make fun of her

If dubs Roman has a heartattack tonight and dies.

Since Jesus was from the middle east, its most likely that he had dark hair and a brown complexion.
What is the likelihood that Roman is the second coming of Jesus Christ?

>>2330056
If dubs Daniel Bryan will become the new Chris Benoit.