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Anonymous
2017-03-05 08:07:38 Post No.2330005
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 08:07:38 Post No. 2330005 [Report] [View this topic]

>Heel: THIS IS MY RING NOW GET OUT
>Face: I'm sorry but this ring belongs to these people *points to the crowd*

What are some other lines which are repeated over and over for years that you absolutely hate?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 08:14:26 Post No.2330024
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BECAUSE YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

Also every fucking John Cena promo can be summed up as "I am the most passionate!"

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 08:14:43 Post No.2330025 [Report]

>Face: Me vs you, right here tonight!
>Heel: Nuh uh, we fight on my terms

Anonymous 2017-03-05 08:17:35 Post No.2330035
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 08:17:35 Post No.2330035 [Report]

>[Name of city] is full of idiots!
>[City sports team] sucks!

Anonymous
2017-03-05 07:13:38 Post No.2329873
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:13:38 Post No. 2329873 [Report] [View this topic]

>There are people that pay for this
JUST

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:16:20 Post No.2329882
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>There are people that pay for this
JUST

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:17:02 Post No.2329884
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its just pike 5 bux a month to get all their PPVs right? that being said i dont pay for this shit, i dont even pay for wwe. i pay for NJPWorld

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:17:36 Post No.2329885
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I don't pay for it myself, but if somebody wants to support content they like with their money, that's their prerogative. I pay 30 bucks a month for Playstation Vue pretty much just to watch Raw, SmackDown and the Simpsons archive on the FX app, plus another 10 for the Network.

I'm sure if we scanned your bank statement, we wouldn't find anything worthy of derision on it, right?

Anonymous
2017-03-05 06:57:34 Post No.2329820
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:57:34 Post No. 2329820 [Report] [View this topic]

GOAT

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:58:17 Post No.2329821
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>>2329820
>TOP GUY
>BIG DOG
>TOP DOG

HOW DOES HE DO IT
HOW
THE
FUCK
DOES
HE
DO
IT

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:00:00 Post No.2329828
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:00:00 Post No.2329828 [Report]

if he gets BTFO by the undercarder, or Big Daddy Braun pins him. i want you to NEVER post Ramen on here again. got it?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:03:05 Post No.2329838
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 07:03:05 Post No.2329838 [Report]

I prefer based top cat

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Fatboi jobs to Goldberg tonight 2017-03-05 06:41:48 Post No.2329796
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Fatboi jobs to Goldberg tonight Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:41:48 Post No. 2329796 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else here can't wait to see this obese beta manlet cuck loser drop his title to a 50 year old part-timer tonight? I'm so excited I could jump for joy!

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:43:03 Post No.2329798
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>>2329796
>I'm so excited I could jump for joy!

Please don't, you'll throw the planet off it's axis.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:43:32 Post No.2329800
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>>2329798
Kek

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:45:58 Post No.2329806
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:45:58 Post No.2329806 [Report]

You'll probably have to catch your breath even before jumping.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 06:07:30 Post No.2329745
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:07:30 Post No. 2329745 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the best Wrestlemania of all time

Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:08:43 Post No.2329748
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28
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>>2329745
No. It's a 4/10 WM.

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>>2329745
hi

Anonymous
WOAT Wrestlemania 2017-03-05 05:44:56 Post No.2329709
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WOAT Wrestlemania Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:44:56 Post No. 2329709 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hosted in New Jersey (WOAT state)
>Cheesy Sandy Hook tribute
>Cold weather
>Giant pillars because of outdoor event so some people couldn't see (might be a positive)
>Face Miz winning on the pre-show
>The Shield were still lame skinnyfat fraggles
>Mark Henry literally sat on Ryback to end the match
>Jericho stuck putting over Fandango
>Jack Swagger and Alberto Del Rio being involved in a world championship feud at Wrestlemania
>shitty filler tag team match
>Phil's snoozer with the Undercarder
>Horrible match between Gaytch and Brocketty
>Twice in a lifetime cringe
>One match was so bad they just removed it from the card
>the rest of the PPVs that year were followed with even shittier cards

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:46:16 Post No.2329711
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>>2329709
Is that the one where pyro was hitting some of the fans?

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:47:30 Post No.2329714
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>>2329709
2013 was so horseshit

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:02:24 Post No.2329738
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>>2329709

Utah is the worst state of all time.

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2017-03-05 05:28:53 Post No.2329678
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:28:53 Post No. 2329678 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: heels who should have been babyfaces with their gimmick

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:29:41 Post No.2329681
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The Real Americans in 2013

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:35:45 Post No.2329691
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:42:08 Post No.2329705
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Rusev

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2017-03-05 05:23:06 Post No.2329670
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:23:06 Post No. 2329670 [Report] [View this topic]

How can the rawtists compete? I just feel sorry for them at this stage

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:24:05 Post No.2329672
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>>2329670
Their guy is retiring the Undercarder finally

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:28:43 Post No.2329677
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:28:43 Post No.2329677 [Report]

based big hog working the rawtists

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>>2329670
>James Ellsworth is more over as a heel than anyone on Raw except Bore-man Reigns

top kikkety kek

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2017-03-05 05:02:03 Post No.2329628
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:03 Post No. 2329628 [Report] [View this topic]

What was his problem?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:41 Post No.2329633
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>>2329628

HE'S THE BOOGEYMAN !

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>>2329628
Old and senile

Anonymous 2017-03-05 11:11:01 Post No.2330435
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>>2329628
those noodles look like they've expired

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:36:43 Post No. 2329576 [Report] [View this topic]

GOAT

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:38:13 Post No.2329577
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:38:13 Post No.2329577 [Report]

1(one) powerslam.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:39:13 Post No.2329579 [Report]

My beautiful Big Dog finna bury Brawn Cringeman.

Green Spess Muhreen (ID: !9Hrn30SdN.) 2017-03-05 04:41:45 Post No.2329583
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Green Spess Muhreen (ID: !9Hrn30SdN.) 2017-03-05 04:41:45 Post No.2329583 [Report]

So I was watching RAW this week, and... when roman speared Braun through the barricade, I heard positive roman chants.

Was it opposite day?

Anonymous
2017-03-05 04:25:13 Post No.2329558
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:25:13 Post No. 2329558 [Report] [View this topic]

What are your thoughts on Roman Reigns?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:25:59 Post No.2329562
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GOAT

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>>2329562
Agreed

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>>2329558
Can't properly judge him since he's on Raw

No one is good on Raw

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2017-03-05 04:25:06 Post No.2329557
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:25:06 Post No. 2329557 [Report] [View this topic]

Where has Dadbod been the last couple of weeks?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:27:12 Post No.2329564
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waiting for tonight

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>>2329564
ohhhhh

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:02 Post No.2329659
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:02 Post No.2329659 [Report]

Selling Owens' attack

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 03:53:06 Post No. 2329506 [Report] [View this topic]

explain wrestling to me, for what I understand is like a meta soap opera about sweaty men interlocking their bodies that non-gay people enjoy.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:19:10 Post No.2329545
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>>2329506
That's basically it man

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>>2329545

so whats the difference between the leages? raw, smackdown, all that stuff

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:33:42 Post No.2329573
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:33:42 Post No.2329573 [Report]

Imagine traditional sports but with a fanbase that's much more likely to be mentally unstable, socially ill-adjusted and out of work.

That's pro-wrestling in a nutshell. If it wasn't for NEETS, people on the spectrum or man-children this industry would have died years ago.