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>>2368913

Source?

fucking faggot

Pro wrestling is a fake combat sport that is just ridiculous to watch as an adult.

>>2368912
Wtf how is big dog on that?

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>>2368912
>he's back
>watch
>yours

Absolutely glorious

>>2368847
Wtf I love Ryback now

>>2368847
t. Ryback Reeves

Not calling him a liar, calling him a cryer just like that bitch boy phil

Make the call

>>2368806
Can somebody give me a quick rundown, about how they Saved WWE?

>>2368845
>McMahons bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with mexicans
>Possess drawing-like abilities
>Control wrestling with an iron but fair fist
>Own areas & rings globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first wrestling areas on Mars (Madison Square Bogdangarden will be be the first one)
>Own 99% of wrestling editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ Wrestling IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Mexican monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Mexican scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented drawing progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Konnan and Inoki, forwarding the word of El Santo to the Outlaw Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Vince & the Outlaw high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Outlaw leader’s first trip to Connecticut in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent In-ring Psychology in under a week
>Nation states entrust their talent reserves with the twins. There’s no talent in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

WE'VE COME TO JOB AND DRAW NO DIMES

>>2368803
>still getting paid just so Gedo can't have them

Based Good Brothers working the MarkMahons.

>>2368803
WE'RE MIDCARD AND WILL SINK IF WE DO NOT COMPLY

>best version of Bullet Club
>Fale & Takahashi getting singles pushes

>>2368794
I liked Devitt club just bec club just because Devitt was in his prime during that time.

Styles club was definitely a game changer tho

Oh, I forgot:

>Tama being the most irrelevant member and not getting pushed

>wanting to see Goldust get hurt
u wot? He's literally one of the best eternal midcarders in the business

Even as a meme, fuck you. Goldust rules. Dude can still go at 47.

>Nami wasn't getting over with Christian or Sami

Fuck off and kill yourself you mentally-deficient social retard.

>>2368729
mega powers vs alliance to end hulkamania

>>2368729
final deletion

>>2368729
Jeff Hardy vs Sting

>>2368710
Because faces are aimed at kids while heels at adults

>>2368710
Because they're condescending snobs who claim the moral high ground then break the rules and prove themselves to be liars,cheaters and hypocrites.

>>2368710
>FOOLLLEYYY, ME WANT COMPITISHUN
>mauls 8 men
>U CALL THAT COMPETITION?!

>Rant and rave like an escaped schizophrenic patient about sister abigail and how your face is fear
>RUN

Yes, true intellectuals.

>>2368648
yes they did

>>2368648
Yes, she definitely got blacked

>>2368648
Holy fucking BLACKED

>>2368619
Triple H new stable needs more members

>>2368619
>asgooka still stuck in nxt
Kek
an hero when

>>2368619
>Tye dillinger

lel, what a loser

*stage effect* "NO... DIMES..."

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>>2368575
LOOK AT THE RATINGS, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
DECLINE SINCE I'M ON TV.
JUST LIKE XAVIER, AND BIG E
KOFI MADE ME JANNETTY
OOOOOH
I LOST IN THE UFC

MY PUNCHES, LOOK SO SHITTY
I'M THE BIGGEST KEK IN HISTORY
OOOOOOH
I JUST QUIT THE COMPANY
GOT EXPOSED BY JEFF HARDY
NOONE EVEN 'MEMBERS ME

>>2368631
>nobody remembers Punk
>/wwe/ marks post about him every fucking day

Also NXT doesn't count Smack Raw and 205 live please

Raw 7/10
Smackdown 3/10
205 live 5/10

>>2368516
>Raw
3/10
>SD
6/10
>205 live
Maybe a 4.5/10
>NXT
6/10

I really wish Wrestlemaina would end with everyone in the crowd just getting up and leaving or a riot.

>>2368484
I second this notion

>>2368484
>in Orlando
depends how many Fullsail smarks go
not enough to counteract the marks though

>she

Wtf why does Seth and Finn have the best ring rats?

>>2368453
Because their bodies make women wet