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>>2372383
Whoa what did based Tom Phillips mean by this?
someone post Steiner
After seeing a bunch of ridiculous threads on /asp/ for months while lurking, I figured I would post something interesting. So, here's a good discussion piece.
With WrestleMania 33 coming up, it's pretty obvious the crowd, namely the smarks, are turning on Goldberg for consistently having short matches that are main events of PPVs, taking the top spot from full-time performers while getting paid much more than many of them combined to do it. However, I think that WWE's fault of not creating new superstars and megastars is partially to blame for this. Names like "Dean Ambrose" and "Seth Rollins" just aren't anywhere near the likes of names such as "Goldberg" and "Brock Lesnar." So now they have to rely on part-timers to main event and sell tickets and merchandise, causing many dedicated fans to get angry at the part-timers for taking those top spots.
Since Goldberg has returned, I've noticed a lot of people beginning to turn on him in the live crowd. Normally, I side with smarks, but this time I find the people booing Goldberg to be a real nuisance. Goldberg being my most favorite wrestler ever has a lot to do with this, so here's my question:
When was the first time you can recall yourself disagreeing with the smark audience in WWE? Whether it be due to your personal favorite wrestler or just thinking logically.
Who the fucks favorite wrestler is Goldberg? How old are you?
>>2372269
He's my favorite 2bh
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Anybody happy with a part timer being on top is either a mark or a dumbass. Their matches are never good.
>CM Punk: Exactly. In pro wrestling, it’s fake. >People always get offended by that word. >‘No, we like to say it’s pre-determined.’ For whatever reason, people get angry at fake; pre-determined eases the blow? It’s fake. At the end of the day it doesn’t really mean anything. So after a while, it was, ‘Let’s just really fight and see what happens.’ Now I get to.
>SI: What made you a good pro wrestler?
>CM Punk: Well, that’s another thing in that phony world. What does it mean to be a good fake wrestler? That’s an identity crisis that I think I struggled with. It doesn't matter if you're the best; someone else picks who they want in the top spot.
How will you mandrama kiddies ever recover? Is this why you hate him so much?
Based Phil blowing out the mandrametties
imagine being so mentally ill that you try to have a superiority complex over something you devoted most of your life to because you moved on to a venture that you soundly and inarguably failed at
>>2372275
>Worked
He's obviously kayfabing.
Whos your daddy Montreal?
Considering you never drew a single dime in your career, not you faggot
>>2372223
Hi Bret!
>>2372219
Greatest Heel promo ever.
Im really glad he got a concussion and is permanetlu injured.
>edgecuck pissed
>>2372204
one of the shittiest wrestlers ever
GOAT themes tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE0UB1eEGB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv7IuZntl7c
How will we look back at this era bros
Austin (98-02)
HHH (02-05)
Cena (05-??)
?? (??-??)
Death of Sports Entertainment (12-17)
Rebirth of Pro Wrestling (17-23)
Attitude Era 2.0 (23-30)
Austin (98-02)
HHH (02-05)
Cena (05-12)
Lesnar (12-18)
??? (??-??)
>>2372194
Bankruptcy era lmfao
Which wrestling move describes your sex life?
>>2372158
>Zigzag
Because I think I'm going to set some and then I don't.
>>2372158
The Go-To-Sleep. Because roofies
>show is over
>everyone at the catering table
>hunico wants a cupcake
>last one on the table
>roman rushes in and takes it
>they fight
who wins?
based Hunico puts that puppy dog bitch in his place
>>2372153
Sin cara probably would castrate the gran perro
>>2372164
is Hunico really that good of a shoot fighter?
Will you watch?
>>2372120
Yes. I enjoy children's television
>>2372131
kek
mandramababbies on suicide watch
>>2372120
wtf is this?
This image is literally you when I tell you that /asp/ is my favorite place to discuss wrestling. This is the only place I'll talk about wrestling, you dumb, fat, retarded, fucking freak mark. You're seething, you're fucking mad as hell about this.
huh?
>>2372091
>enjoying mandrama
Watch a real combat sport you pussy
>>2372091
based
>6 feet tall
>probably not even over 200 lbs
>sub-average physique by wrestling standards
>decent in the ring but he was no AJ Styles
>edgy, anti-establishment gimmick
How did he become one of the most over wrestlers of all time?
>>2372087
Tremendous self-confidence, excellent on the mic, brought something completely different to the product that has been sorely missing since then. There's something loveable about him to a lot of people, and women especially were attracted to him.
As long as you can talk well, you'll get over to some degree. So few can do that these days.
because so few people in WWE can act for some reason even though it's in their job description, but Punk was a hell of an actor. Same reason why people are invested in the Miz right now, he can make what he says feel real.
I hope to God I live to see the day where Roman takes on CM Punk at the main event of Wrestlemania, in Chicago. I'd wanna see the chaos erupt if Reigns were to go over Punk clean.
>Would there be riots?
>Would everyone lob trash in the ring?
>Would a madman follow Reigns and shoot him in the parking lot?
madman
The best part would be Punk would be booked as a heel and Roman a face.
>>2372048
But what if Phil starts shooting and taps out big dog for real.
It feels like this feud was going somewhere and building to some kind of Dean/Renee vs. Miz/Maryse thing, but they abruptly bailed on it and went back to downplaying that Dean and Renee are a couple.
K.
Renee probably can't work so they shitcanned it.
>>2372018
Renee said in an interview she doesn't have any training but if WWE asks her to learn, she will. That was a little before the feud started.
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>outlaw shit
fuck off
>>2371985
did mommy not love you enough?
>>2371983
>outlel """"""""wrestling""""""
Is he fat?
>>2371976
CM Punk actually thought that guy should be part of the Shield and not Roman. Good thing HHH knows whats best for business
GROSS!
UGH!
DISGUSTING!
>No one gave a fuck about Kassius Ohno
>Went and made a name for himself in the indies as Chris Hero
>Comes back as Kassius Ohno again
what the fuck were they thinking?