GOAT
>>2371348
>WM will never end with a crowd this hyped ever again.
Based GOAT went off with a bang.
>>2371352
The following year was close but not for the "babyface"...
kek @ Randy
This man offers you a unique opportunity, but you must face your most loved wrestler to achieve it, not to worry though because he loves violence it will be a two on one handicap match with your least favourite wrestler on your side!
How do you fare?
>me and Apollo Crews vs Goldust
Crews' power level is high enough that he gets to be on TV at least
we got this in the bag
>>2371342
Me and Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens
Pretty easy, as long as I don't need to get the pin
This seems really obtuse for an El Jefe opportunity.
>>2371354
Oh boy I wonder who this is.
>hair
Ambrose/Corbin/Banks
>makeup
Bayley
>wardrobe
Ohno
>>2371256
The WWE has tons of stylists
they need to trim Bray's beard since he just got baptized.
>>2371256
What a fucking dumb thread
>"R-Record Attendance!"
>Inflate crowd numbers by almost 30%
Another episode of WWE management continues living in denial.
>80,709 fans went through the turnstiles atWrestleMania 32 last year. This is in contrast to the 101,763 attendance announced live at the event and restated inWWE press releases. The event washeld onon April 3, 2016, at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.
>In February WWE CEOVince McMahon admitted the 101,763 number included "ushers and ticket takers and all of that". Fightful.com learned the number of fans in attendance from the Arlington Police Department. WWE'spreviously revealed paid attendance for WrestleMania 32 to be somewhere in the range of 73,111 and 85,888: a range that 80,709 is comfortably within.
>>2371178
what should we do?
Stamford Wives BTFO
What do you WWE bums think about this guy
Gonna get BTFO by Floyd and make MMA look like a joke.
He could only win a boxing match tho, In a real fight conor would kick him across the room and choke him
>>2371111
Stolen gimmick. Keeping kayfbe alive tho.
Okay you faggots, today is 3/16 and that can only mean one thing in the wrestoing world. Austin 3:16 appreciation thread.
Austin day eh? Never a better time to expose Stevetty then.
Hogan
>face of hulkamania
>basically the reason Wrestlemania exists today
>top guy in WWF
>top guy in WCW
>revolutionised the business with the nWo, started the attitude era
>returned to WWE and was top guy straight away
>never in the midcard
>still the most recognisable wrestler ever
Rock
>highest grossing top guy of all time in 2000
>was a bigger star than Austin in his prime
>highest grossing hollywood actor in the world today
>drew the highest buyrate of any Wrestlemania ever at wrestlemania 28
>despite being a much beloved face, still turned heel and got everyone against him showing how based he is
>never afraid of putting people over - put the fucking hurricane over
>despite putting people over and helping build the business, was always in the main event picture.
Stevetty
>jobber in WCW
>spent four years as a midcarder in WWE
>drew big in 1998 - only really because Hogan and the nWo created the right situation for him
>injury prone
>outdrawn by the Rock
>terrified of losing his spot - didn't do business with hogan or lesnar
>unlike Rock who was a GOAT heel or Hogan who changed the business with his heel turn, Stevetty's heel turn killed the attitude era
>only one out of himself, Rock and Hogan to be sent back to the midcard to feud with the likes of Big Show and Scott Hall
>got worked so hard by Hogan and his new status as a midcarder that he took his ball and went home like a crybaby
>not recognisable at all today - only one of the three who has to leech of WWE and do podcasts to get paid. Even Cena is more well known.
Now know your role and shut your mouth, Stevecuck.
HOLY FUCKING
>>2370971
You know that the internet has porn, right
>>2370973
>masturbating to videos of fully naked women engaging in coitus
you're playing life on easy mode, my man.
Good Riddance. NBC / Universal will not want the WWE after the tv contract runs out. Buyrates will go down and so will this joke of a company
LMFAO
>>2370915
cringe
>>2370915
Good! Rasslin is dead anyway and UFC will be the one TRUE combat sports promotion and not this mandrama
>>2370915
OP unironically fuming
BVWTS
>>2370828
the elite are the only ones who matter tho
Ya can fire 3 members, who do ya fire and why?
JR, Tazz, and Josh Matthews criticized Mauro for missing SDL because of the "weather". On WOR they said Mauro's absence was not weather related, and his absence isn't a work, but they didn't elaborate on it any further
>>2370640
Mauro is so bad he's actually making me pine for the Taz/Cole days
>>2370642
They did multiple takes and were mostly pre recorded during times the camera weren't on them directly. Heyman made them do that shit.
They're literally both fucking AWFUL live, especially Taz. Say what you want about Ranello he's better than them.
>>2370640
Mauro is the best guy they've had at the desk since JR
According to Meltzer, Vince already has next year's wrestlemania planned
The main event is Reigns vs Lesnar again. And there are no plans to turn Reigns heel between now and April 2018
>>2370620
They are playing out his whole fucking career as if people are not booing him out of the building every time he has a big moment.
At least by the time he beats Lesnar his "story" will be starting to coming to a close.
I think WWE is afraid of looking like they don't know what they're doing by de-pushing Reigns. I also think they're afraid of losing shareholder confidence.
>>2370620
But Vince is dying this summer, the plans will change.
It's Wrestlemania season, during the biggest show, who's theme would get the biggest pop from the crowd? Coupled with them walking out onto stage, of course.
Only wrestlers who are alive today.
>>2370568
Hulk Hogan or Stone Cold Steve Austin
Nakamura
>>2370577
why would he debut at mania? who'll he face?
Why is Cena so perfect?
hes white
>>2370548
He isn't trans, so he isn't perfect.
>>2370548
hey nicole
IT'S THE BIG RED MACHINE!!!
is that Tripneet? he looks pissed.
>>2370522
Nah, it's missing the crane.
>>2370522
didnt get his 4th plate of breakfast
Nice to see Vince do a Make A Wish every now and then.
lmao bret looks older
Vince is a teddy bear with a mountain of armor surrounding him. He seems to want to make amends with even his biggest enimies before they all die off. Dude was even one of the first guys to call Jeff Jarrett after his wife passed to wish him well. I bet he wants to convince Punk to come back before he dies.
Meanwhile, stupid cancer ridden Bret only made up with Vince for the sake of his own legacy.
>"I don't want my matches to be lost forever because of one night"
or some shit.
He still hates Hunter.
I bet he still calls HBK a fag on the down low.
>>2370528
>He still hates Hunter.
>calls HBK a fag
So you're saying he is /ourguy/, then?