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>>2371957
Your opinion is wrong

seth bores me to sleep.

>>2371904
What momentum?

>>2371904
yes

and he's going to tap to the fearless lock

>>2371904
Miz will never have to worry about losing momentum because he can cut one promo and be a talking point again.
It's a benefit of being able to actually talk.

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>>2371903
>Chrisley-tier mannerisms
>WEW tattoo
>claims to have considered quitting his job to watch WEW
>literally said 'I'm not a wrestling fan I'm a WWE fan'

the fucking state of this guy, good lord.

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>>2371822
The black kid then used the vending machine to get some M&Ms. The loose packet plus another came down, which he picked up smiling as he said "Woah, it's my lucky day!" Seth was absolutely seething at this point.
I was about to suggest that the black kid should give one of the M&Ms over to Seth, since he's clearly been having a stressful day, but I was too slow. As the kid turned around to get autographs from Roman and Dean, Seth reached over and pushed him onto the concrete floor. He then ran over, leaped into the air, and came crashing down onto the kid's head with a Curb Stomp.

He let out that annoying as hell laugh as he screamed "AMERICAN HISTORY X, BITCH". I was staring in horror as Seth walked over to a stunned Roman and Dean, raising both hands up as if expecting a double high-five. "Come on guys, it was a good one, right?"

Dean smacked Seth across the head saying "Are you fucking mental?!" while Roman tended to the kid and tried to get him medical attention. There was a lot of blood on the concrete afterwards and we had to get a janitor to mop it up.

After Vince caught word of what had happened, the Curb Stomp was never used by Seth Rollins again.
Fuck Sef.

wtf I love Seff now

Based Seth staying in character

>>2371812
Don't bring a sign and ruin everyone's view

"Vince Eats Cock"

Don't be a dweeb and bring a sign. Just sit down and enjoy the show.

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>>2371799
this is fine

>>2371799
>it's a ''vince makes decisions or has opinions'' episode

Worked like a mark. Vince is a doddering old man with a drug addiction and brain damage, the various stooges and handlers surrounding him have been playing a political game against each other for years now which is why the company is so aimless and bad. Once a year Vince might have enough clarity to come out of his hermetic bubble but it's basically just Attitude Era hangers-on and various cliques fighting for influence and waiting for him to drop dead.

He's not coherent, he's not ''with it'', he looks worse than the Undertaker when he's on screen and nobody will talk about it.

>>2371799
wwe is dying lad.

Seth is just weird. I was at a Burger King in Columbus and Seth Rollins pulled up in a SUV with some people and then he came in. While he was waiting in line some kid came up to him and asked for an autograph of the only thing he had, one of the little containers that hold chicken tenders.

Seth blew the kid off until he saw the container and immediately perked up "Oh, wicked! Yeah no problem kid!" He grabbed the container and when he felt that it was light he started screaming "Do you know who I am? I'm Seth Rollins! Who do you think you are trying to pay me with these crumbs, where are the tendies!?" He threw the container at the kid and then started screaming about how it wasn't right to do that and that the store was in on it, that this was all some stupid joke to everyone and he wasn't going to be a part of it.

The manager came out and tried to calm him down but Seth wouldn't let it go. I told him he was making a scene and he needed to calm down. He responded by slapping my orange drink off the table and onto the floor. He made a "Neh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!" kind of laugh and then told everyone he was going to Wendys where the food wasn't frozen.

A few minutes later Roman Reigns came in and apologized to everyone and offered to pay for anything that Seth did. I told him it was alright but he insisted and purchased me a whopper meal then made his own order for the people he was traveling with. When I left I saw Seth in the back seat of the SUV with a bunch of guys that were eating food including Based Big Dawg in the front drivers seat, when Seth saw me he pressed his face against the glass and pointed out me. I could faintly hear him making some kind of "Nyeeeehh!" sound. Messed up.

>>2371792
No clue. Met him at a gas station. He asked me for a dollar for the vending machine and I obliged. I asked for a quick photo and he said "yeah just let me get my candy".

I watch him go over to the vending machine and pull out a huge wad of bills. He starts putting them in and getting his candy. He cleaned out the entire machine, easily 150 dollars worth of stuff.

I ask why he needed my dollar and he says "Retard tax" then throws all the vending machine goodies in a garbage can.

I'm just staring at him and he goes "Hey Bayley did you see that?" to empty air

I worked the nerch booth at RAW in Detroit this past Monday. Seth Rollins asked me for the employee discount said I thought he got this for free from corporate, he said:

"I want that one!!! That one there!!" And started wildly pointing at a Rollins shirt. I gave it to him and he put it on top of his other shirt then walked away. As he left I saw him fake punch a guy and laugh.

>>2371764
I do as well, fellow gentlesire.
I tip my hat to you for this GLORIOUS thread.
Praise Meltzer!

>>2371768
>E-Babby this butthurt that nobody watches all 8 hours a week like he does
Ya seethin ya pinhead.

>>2371764
I douse myself in gasoline and light myself on fire but wake up in my bed on Monday morning, unable to ever watch Smackdown.

>>2371738

Cool, it's back in the 3's.

>>2371738
The 3rd hour drew more than the 1st hour

>>2371738
literally nobody says they should kill 10 o'clock hour

they should kill the 8 o'clock one

>>2371725

These two could fuck on a pile of money 90% of 4chan posters won't see in a lifetime...

>>2371725
both of them lost their most important matches, yet they are still GOATs

how?

>Seth has a tiny dick

Based Big Dog drawing those dimes

3 WM main events in 4 years

GOAT

You forgot Meltzer blowing out WWE for them acting like the social media numbers mean anything.

>>2371551
BASED
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100% of the threads are made by one guy, Deancuck/Triphammer/Dacreaner

>>2371550
relax friend its just a friendly reminder for everyone else, triphammer has a gaiaonline account.

This would be a lot more effective if Fedoramen didn't suck off a janny in his cuckshed Discord

>>/fit/

>>2371523
>so i can be like my heroes
>posts a picture of seth

Well I hope ya have a tendency to lower business metrics

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I already look like my hero.

>>2371462
Lesnar but he's too autistic
AJ Styles would have been better as well I think but it probably smells too much like TNA than WWE

Brock

>>2371462
Edge

>>2371457
GOAT

inb4 carter shook by based triplord

>main evented 3 Manias
>never drew a cheer

>>2371465
They exploded in cheers when he went over HHH