WOLFPAC IS BACK CAUSIN' MASS DEPORTATION
GUESS WHO'S HERE? THE NO DRAWS OF WRESTLIN'
WHILE THE COMPETITION UPS THE RATINGS
THE DIMES WE ARE EVADING
YOU PAID US UP FRONT
SO ENJOY THE EMPTY SEATS
HALF THE ROSTER IN OUR STABLE, BANKRUPTCY LOOMING
PUT US ON THE CARD AND THE ATTENDANCE YOU ARE DOOMING
DON'T CUT A CHECK TO THE WOLFPAC
DON'T CUT A CHECK TO THE WOLFPAC
DON'T CUT A CHECK TO THE WOLFPAC
DON'T CUT A CHECK TO THE WOLFPAC
OR YOUR COMPANY MIGHT WIND UP IN A BODYBAG
*stage effect* "NO... DIMES..."
>>2368575
LOOK AT THE RATINGS, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
DECLINE SINCE I'M ON TV.
JUST LIKE XAVIER, AND BIG E
KOFI MADE ME JANNETTY
OOOOOH
I LOST IN THE UFC
MY PUNCHES, LOOK SO SHITTY
I'M THE BIGGEST KEK IN HISTORY
OOOOOOH
I JUST QUIT THE COMPANY
GOT EXPOSED BY JEFF HARDY
NOONE EVEN 'MEMBERS ME
>>2368631
>nobody remembers Punk
>/wwe/ marks post about him every fucking day
>>2368575
>(BUSINESS MAN HOWLING IN PAIN)
gets me every fucking time
>>2368711
Yeah, nobody except a couple of autists on the internet remember him, despite smarks trying to claim he made wrestling cool again
>>2368575
God that room must smell masculine as fuck