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>>2370502
Undertaker was over before attitude era all memes aside

Mankind was over in ecw and idk about wcw but i assume so and in japan with cactus jack which is a much shittier gimmick than mankind

Kane idk kanes a good character.


Hhh who knows where hed be if he didnt kiss ass.

Triple H would have been successful and won the title regardless I think. Though he wouldn't have been overpushed as hard as he was, and RAW would have been completely different in 02-05.

>>2370508
>Undertaker was over before attitude era all memes aside

not that over cause that period before Austin saved the company was the lowest point in history

He's basically a Shane Douglas clone, but not as good. He had a great match with Austin Aries at Destination X 2012 and had some good/great matches from 2011-2013.

>>2370454
He's a good worker and he's also pretty safe. Zero charisma as a face tho

Lets just say he wasn't the hbk of his tag team

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>>2370396
He should come out and be all like pic related.

>>2370396
Something game of thrones inspired then Seths king slayer gimmick makes even more sense

>>2370400
JAaAWRKs

Dont take it too serious. Its all about shitposting.

>>2370329
>why do anit-anti-smarks try to shit all over anit-smarks? it's the dumbest thing i've ever seen. it feels like these people actually think they are in the business despite being smarks themselves. do they think they are more likely to get an autograph or some shit if they talk about how much they hate smarks?

Anyone who identifies as a smark probably cares a lot about wrestling. The characters, the booking, the narrative, something about it, they're probably very invested in it as a hobby.

The easiest way to do shitposting is to take something someone cares about and mock them for caring about it. That's why you see "seething" and "cringe" so much. They're shorthand for "You're a faggot for caring about this."

have you seen the revival's legs???
they are sexy af

I can't wait for those CAW jobbers to come to the main roster. Would love to seem them booked worse than the Ascension and have smarks stop dickriding them.

>>2370224
>dickriding
pls

it means he has the best matches at mania. unlike Bret.

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>The Whole Fucking Show
>Was only in a part of the weekly show's run time

>>2370206
>>2370214
Ya he put on da best match with highest workrate like Benoit and Bryan

fuck this dying company.

Match 1
John Cena vs John Cena in a 60 minute iron man match

All I know is AJ Styles vs Nakamura vs Samoa Joe would draw some dimes.

Also, Miz vs Daniel Bryan in a technical match.

Just hope it gets like pre WWE™ days and other companys have multiple shows on different networks. nothing better than variety.

>>2370178
You got it backwards. They can use the threat of moving RAM and SD to the network to get an even better TV deal next time.

WEW is literally unkillable, RAM will outlive us all.

>>2370202
Unless some retard with billions takes an interest in Wrestling and creates a new, better WCW.

>smackdownies eternally btfo

>>2370106
BASED.

Fuck that gook, cringesuke deserves to be on RAW.

>asgooka on smackdown
JUST

BASED

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>Brock wins the Universal title at WM and holds it for a year

BBD

Bray and Owens are fat, but they at least hide it well. How is wearing a white, skin tight shirt do anything to hide it?

Fucking disgusting, it's not 1981 Memphis anymore, he needs to wear a damn shirt.

>>2370015
Bray slimming down tho

hopefully based Naito wins it.

wwe should let cesaro play in these reindeer games

he's disposable but would excel in it

>>2370004
>never going outside or getting pussy or having friends

cringing harder

>>2369947
Muh saxesm

>>2369947
2lewd4tv

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what about this

JEEZUS

MINUS
FIVE
STARS

GAPING CHEST

>>2369921
GOOK

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Official Top 5 Asuka body parts:
5: Asuka's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Asuka's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Asuka's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Asuka's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Asuka's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Asuka, the cutest girl in the world.

That was a pretty good promo, not gonna lie.

inb4
>Gook
>worked
>sad!