In wrestling how come heels are intellectual, well spoken, eloquent,

>>2368710
Because faces are aimed at kids while heels at adults

>>2368710
Because they're condescending snobs who claim the moral high ground then break the rules and prove themselves to be liars,cheaters and hypocrites.

>>2368710
>FOOLLLEYYY, ME WANT COMPITISHUN
>mauls 8 men
>U CALL THAT COMPETITION?!

>Rant and rave like an escaped schizophrenic patient about sister abigail and how your face is fear
>RUN

Yes, true intellectuals.

>In wrestling
>[WWE-style "face"]

Watch better promotions.

>>2368721
>he thinks Bray promos are complex

2deep4u

>>2368740
I said literally the opposite you schmuck

I want an extremely intelligent, statistics-oriented character. Like a Sabremetrics guy you'll find in baseball, except for wrestling. He can be face or heel, but either way he gets really annoyed and dismissive when people start talking about HEART AND GUTS AND CLUTCH.

>>2368746
Not to give any praise to Bret Hart, but we need another WWE version of GSP. Go in, do exactly what needs to be done to get a victory via pin, submission, or count out, and nothing more. The flashiest thing you do is dress in hot pink and give away $0.50 pairs of sunglasses to kids.

>>2368746
SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU GO ONE-ON-ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING.

>>2368742
>Rant and rave

You can quibble over phrasing semantics as much as you like, but it just comes off like you whining that you don't get it, maaaaannn...

>You'll never see Sandow vs Genius vs Nick Bockwinkel promos

>>2368753
rant and rave =/= complex you retard. It is LITERALLY the opposite. Wew lad, you sure you don't belong over on /d/ or something? Your brain doesn't appear to be fully functional.

>>2368767
Bockwinkel would destroy them both. He's the GOAT.

>>2368773
Bretkek mad again

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TAKE ME TO THY FLATULENCE CHAMBER CEASAR

>>2368793
>>2368793
https://youtu.be/MrHM4NgQz5Q