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Randy Orton also murdered a camera man

>>2367680
He released the footage and paid with his life.

>>2367678
MAHRROH got shitcanned

You dont know what he identifies as you fucking bigot

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Mr. Ass is an ass man

Hmmm...

what was the name of that guy who played as a native african despite being a white man again?

>>2367530
>>2367524
samefag

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>>2367530

DELET

Sabotage. It has to be sabotage. I bet all of the usual Smackchad writers were trapped in the snowstorm so Triple H stepped in to 'book' this and 'help' us out. No AJ match, no Orton match, no Cena match, no Bray match, no Deano, AJ getting fired, a tag team main event, Alexa losing to a pig.

Triple Cuck ruined our show to make his terrible episode of RAM yesterday look good.

>>2367524
>>2367530
samefag

Amazing time management by Smackdown at the end.

>>2367524
wwe in general is a joke right now this wrestlemania is predictable as fuck and the lead up for everything is boring

We don't need this Thread, RAM Won

Whatever happened to the pajeet boys that were on the first episode

>>2367544
>RAM FEARS 205

pottery

>>2367337
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

MAKE IT HAPPEN HHH

he cant even do leg drops anymore

KAZE NI NAREEEE

>I like them but they need some more legit competitors, after Suzuki and DBS they're mostly Jannettys

>>2367196
>more like Jobber-gun

seriously nj give SuzuGOAT some wins

>>2367224
>>2367244
>>2367244
t. Newbies who don't realize Suzukigun has been a jobber stable since its inception.

>>2367153
Whoa wha happen

>>2367159
Some jewish person vandalized a jew cemetery for sympathy points and now Goldberg is on Twitter kvetching about it like it's not a false flag and actually a real incident.

>>2367153
Hey rabbi, whatcha doing?

kennetty

>>2367395
Ryetty more like

>Isolates himself in the mountains for years
>deluded himself to the point of going crazy about some answer in the heart of battle
>Meanwhile Ken gets a wife
>Has a Child
>Living as a good family man
>Visits Ryu from time to time
>Still gives him a decent challenge despite Ryu's literal years spent doing nothing but training

Shit fighter, easily the Marty. Ken's flashier, faster and just better.

>>2367565
Ryu takes it easy on Ken.

Who /a/ here?

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First for MoonBased City

I like Mojo because he does the pounce

>>2366663
BASED

>>2366663
SMACKWINSAGAIN

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SPEECH
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>>2366550
Homemade tacos with rum and coke

Comfy af desu

>>2367004
noice

>>2366550
Schnitzel and spaetzle
AND BEFORE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GET WEIRD ABOUT THIS, HERE'S HOW YOU MAKE IT, `CAUSE IT'S FUCKING EASY.

TAKE BONELESS PORK LOIN AND HAMMER IT FLAT WITH A TENDERIZER. LIKE SUPER FLAT. FLAT AS YOU CAN GET IT. THEN DREDGE IT IN FLOUR, DIP IN EGG, AND ROLL IN BREADCRUMBS. DROP IT ON MEDIUM HOT SKILLET FULL OF OIL. FRY UNTIL IT'S DONE IN THE MIDDLE AND GOLDEN BROWN OUTSIDE - THIS IS WHY YOU FLATTEN IT, MAKES IT QUICKER TO COOK.

THAT'S YOUR SCHNITZEL.

SPAETZLE IS BASICALLY CHEESY NOODLES. LIKE NOT-INEDIBLE MAC AND CHEESE. YOU CAN GET IT AT ANY DECENT GROCERY STORE (READ: NOT WALLY WORLD) ALONG WITH SOME PROPER CHEESE TO PUT ON IT (MOTHERFUCKING EMMENTALER, THOUGH A GOOD SWISS WILL DO IN A PINCH.) MAKE THE SPAETZLE BY THE DIRECTIONS ON THE PACKAGE, DRAIN, ADD GRATED CHEESE, TOP WITH SOME FINELY DICED GREEN ONION.

THAT'S IT. IT IS PROPER WRESTLING GRUB. ADD A SQUIRT OF LEMON TO THE SCHNITZEL IF YOU'RE FEELING FANCY.

The average wrestling fan nowadays is either a feminist or a homosexual, so slutty valets aren't exactly viewed favorably by them.

>>2366982
but...Im neither of those things

>>2366455
Political correctness and Vince pushing a PG product.

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FACE THE FACTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neye18bHe7c

Based Chrisley burying the pet divison

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2366280
/Thread

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The amount of asshurt that came from this.

>worked /asp/
>worked Ric Flair into a fucking frenzy