This man offers you a unique opportunity, but you must face your

>me and Apollo Crews vs Goldust

Crews' power level is high enough that he gets to be on TV at least
we got this in the bag

>>2371342
Me and Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens
Pretty easy, as long as I don't need to get the pin

This seems really obtuse for an El Jefe opportunity.

>>2371354
Oh boy I wonder who this is.

Based Big Dog carrying me to a win over AJ.

>>2371368

He literally only makes tag team matches where the people on the same team hate each other

>>2371398
>I just got a few episodes in on Netflix and here's my opinion

>>2371342
Me and Owens vs BBD
No chance, that's what I've got :(

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>>2371402
not that guy but there's no problem with that faggot

>>2371443
>he didn't start going to Temple in 2015

>>2371402

Clearly watched it more than you mark

>>2371467
Clearly. What's your favourite Dial of Doom match?

>>2371469

What the fuck are you talking about

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>>2371475
>he admitted it

Damn, you earned that L.

Me and The Game vs The King of Kings

>>2371492
don't be a retard

>Me and Balor vs Mark Henry

We're making it to the Hall of Pain, right?

>>2371510
Hello Hunter

>>2371342
>Me and Charlotte vs Kurt Angle

Just break my ankle

>Me and Simon Gotch vs Hunico

Welp.

>>2371549
Damn the straight shooter might just be happy beating his ass just help him at that point

Me and the Prototype vs John Cena

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>myself and Triple H vs Pentagon Dark in a Grave Consequences match

RING THE BELL

Me and Enzo Amore vs Ambrose.

As Goldberg would say... MAYBE.

>>2371342
Me and titus o'neil vs Tomohiro Ishii
yeah we're fucked

Me and Ziggler against Naito, you best believe I'm turning.

Me and Mojo Rawley vs Chris Jericho I'd probably lose

>>2371342
Me and Sasha banks vs Akira Tozawa

If Sasha distracts him for any amount of time I can take him. I'm in incredible physical shape and know three styles of martial arts.

In b4 some kid with a neckbeard picture.

>>2371342
Who?

>>2371342
I'd ask him who the fuck is he supposed to be?

>>2371691
Mexican Teddy

>Me and Jinder Mahal vs. Sami Zayn
lol this isn't gonna end well.

>>2371685
Not quite.

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>Me and Ellsworth vs Kane.

>Me and Elias Samson vs. The Sublime Master Thief YTR

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>me and Romaa'm reins vs. Chuck Taylor
im turning.

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>me and Shane Douglas vs Primo

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>me and darren young v.s. samoa joe

>>2371818
you have good taste, anon. Seeing Chuck this Friday with Trent I'm pretty fucking excited.

>Me and Reigns Vs Kevin Owens
I'm turning heel before the match even starts

>>2371492

WORKED

>>2371586
Doesn't Vampiro have the heps?

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>>2371342
>me vs based Cage

press F for me bros

>>2371342
>Current
Me and Cass vs Zayn
>All-Time
Me and Jarrett vs Austin

Current I might be fucked, All-time I'm hugely fucked.

>>2371368
>so shook by an online persona's disagreements with you you point them out

>>2371342
Me and HBK vs Raven

>>2371901
Oh shit isn't it on Saturday? See you there faggot I'm gonna be wearing a Pentagon shirt

Me and oldberg vs johnny Mundo

Im fairly confident johnny could avoid Goldberg for two minutes so we're mega fucked

>>2371342
>Me and Lesnar vs Kenny Omega

I dont think I would have to tag in once. Nigga would just suplex Kenny a billion times then fuck off the Canada for several months

>>2371349
>Invisible pre-show jobber negro against The most electrifying man in sports entertainment Goldust
You're insane.

Grab R-Truth instead.

>>2371342
Well, it's a good thing my most loved wrestler died when he fell chest first on to the ropes in 1999, because those two indie shitter brothers who throw superkick parties wouldn't be much use to me.

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>Me and TJ Perkins vs Braun Strowman

>>2372560
le dab man trained in the dojo tell him stiff Braun and you'll live

>me and becky vs. AJ
Turn

>>2371342
UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY

>>2371342

Enzo Amore and me Vs. Brock Lesnar...

...My last sight before dying is Brock ripping Enzo's head off his nick and laughing.

me and john cena versus the undertaker

can we do it?

>>2371342
Myself and Samoa Joe vs Chris Jericho
>Joe ends Jerichos career with a botch and somehow injures me also

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>>2371901
Dustin is my boy.

Greg is okay too, but Dustin is the man.

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>>2371342
>Me and Cass vs. BMJ
I feel like John would actually put Cass over nowadays.

>me and Jerry Lawler vs. AJ Styles
fuck

Me and Roman Reigns vs SCSA

Depends on who is doing the booking and how fucked-up Austin's neck is.