Hes turning heel at No Mercy get ready for a swerve folks.
>>3105423
>implying it is possible to turn heel on Boreman Lames
There's 200% going to be a swerve to keep the "real" Cena vs. Roman for a later date, but I think it's just going to be The Undercarder.
>>3105432
If they bring Taker back after the way he left at Mania than this company is a joke.
WCW vs WWF took place without;
>Bischoff
>Russo
>Flair
>Sting
>Goldberg
>Hall, Nash, Hogan
>Savage
>Perfect
>Luger
>Piper
>Jarrett
>Steiner(s)
>Vader
>Bret
>Owen
>Mankind
>Shawn
>Benoit
>Guerrero
>Triple H
'WCW' was
>Stephanie McMahon
>Shane McMahon
>Stone Cold
>The Dudley Boys
>Test
>and briefly, Kurt Angle
>>3105332
The state of Invasion
JUST
>>3105332
Yup, it sucked, we know. Have you been living under a rock for the last 15 years?
Honestly, they buried the first wave and shit on their grave (just like Cena did to Romanetty last wk). The vets were right not to come aboard right away.
I really wan't to get into parkour and have the physique
Average height, toned compact muscle and flexible
How can I start without killing myself?
This belongs on /sp/ , this is a wrestling board
If physique is your goal, just lift for 8 months and cut for 2, then you can fuck around with parkour. It'll take years of hardcore parkour to get a shitty DYEL body.
>>3105479
Parkour is an immigrant with no place to call home
Is any word in the entire wrestling business more overused than "Shoot"
>Dave Meltzer shoots on JBL firing
>Bryan Alvarez shoots on not liking Jinder Mahal
>Carter shoots on bretcuck
>Adam Blampied shoots on WWE
IF YOU ARE NOT A WRESTLER IN THE BIZ, YOU CAN'T SHOOT YOU MARKS
SHOOTING IS SAYING SOMETHING OUT OF KAYFABE - WHY WOULD BRYAN ALVEREZ BE IN KAYFABE ON HIS PODCAST
>>3105195
Worked!
>in the business
But it's largely mark clickbait that overuses it
OP dun got shot into a shoot.
new eps are up lads
get in here
>>3105170
match 1 is flabby laith v 'rotund' rachel evers
there's about 10 tonnes of pork in the ring
i feel sorry for abby having to carry an absolute no hoper two matches in a row
>>3105177
well, rachel looked a lot better here. that was not a bad match at all
next up piper niven v serena deeb
hoping to see more from the fat lass here, she was not impressive in the first match
>>3105177
second match is weird and disjointed. Why throw in a headlock, both women can go, why the fuck would you put on headlock
Sasha had her Icloud compromised she also had hardcore sex clips there
That's why wwe won't keep the belt on her, they know it's only a matter of time before everyone's watching the footage of Sasha making Paige look like a nun, atm facial gagging ears running down her face
>>3105133
Sasha has a dick
>>3105133
>ears running down her face
Jesus that's kinky
>>3105138
I unironically commend you on your choice of Pepe
Does anyone else not even like wrestling anymore? Not just WWE which everyone knows is shit but every company and match.
Have you had sex recently? That may explain
I suggest leaving your basement. Start exercising again. Maybe gain a couple inches.
>>3105094
Yeah, I've been feeling the same way, wrestling is just too autistic and I can't associate with it anymore.
>Bobby Roode defeated Dolph Ziggler with a Glorious DDT. Roode was so over and seemed to save the match as Ziggler was phoning it in
Getting pops in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Reminder that based Roode is your next WWE champion.
>>3105051
did you watch Smackdown?
>>3105051
So what's A-Dolph's new gimmick?
>>3105056
Whiner. Although that's basically what he did after his heel turn earlier this year
Who was the Ambrose?
>>3104995
It's close, but I'd say JUSTin Credible
X-Pac is one the better known wrestlers from the 90s.
Albert had successful run in Japan and is employed by WWE.
Justin Credible works at Olive Garden.
>>3104995
Matt Bloom, since he had a bonfide comedy jobber run.
Can I make it in the wrestling biz without doing flippy shit?
>>3104906
Yes. Flippy dudes love bruisers basing for them. Also look at Walter. Or Keith Lee (tho he flips a little) or Matt Riddle.
Indy wrestling is not only flipping, it's a whole lot of other guys. Cause not everyone can flip.
>>3104906
Surprisingly no one even tried to copy him considering how successful he is with a very limited moveset other than the subs.
>>3104906
There's tons of non flippy dudes on the indies. Try actually watching some independent wrestling if you want to know what the sport looks l ike outside of the wwe
Big Banter Billy is at it again
Why is this guy such a faggot
flair working grahm into a shoot on his death bed
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3104770
I thought this was about Billy Corgan, I am very dissapoint.
I unironically like jinder mahal. After reading his story of how he went into depression after his release, then got fit and came back strong, I liked him more than ever. It's great that he looks the role, too. He fits a spot that was left by the Rock. He just needs to work on his promos more and he'll be perfect. I just wish they didnt make him job every night.
>>3104769
>He fits a spot that was left by the Rock
i almost though this wasn't bait for a second you sneaky bugger!
>>3104772
The Rock was just like him at one time. Cocky, a heel, and one for presentation and neat suits.
>>3104769
The Rock comparisons are pushing it but I agree, based Maharaja is clearly giving it his all for this run despite only being a jobber beforehand. Too bad LOLWWE booking has him look like a chump even in title matches.
Suda said at the initial reveal that this game will be heavily influenced by pro-wrestling.
Well, /asp/? Are you planning on buying Travis' game?
is it a switch exclusive
>>3104775
Yes, that was confirmed at the same time the trailer came out.
Apparently the last JOWS thread had too much salty language or it hurt the mods fee fees so they deleted it. Anyway lets move on, I believe it is day 1334.
>>3104694
Day 1334: Jimmy gets on /asp/ and declares the mod is a phenomenal fucking poofter.
Day 1335: Jimmy relaunches his faggots for the burgeoning UK Muslim market with camel and horse meat faggots (opium flavored of course).
Day 1336: Jimmy teaches the class the fabled Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza.
Ok so, since Roman Regins can't cut a promo longer than 2 minutes without forgetting his lines and looking like an idiot, it's time to find the new face of the company.
Kevin Owens is ideal.
Just look at his feud with Cena and compare that to Roman's.
-he can talk, thus can go on tv shows
-he's fat, tv shows are full of libtards that would love an anti-fat shaming gimmick
-he can wrestle
-cute wife
-triggers hep-c lanklets like Devon Nicholson
It doesn't even matter at this point
The company would die an even quicker death if he became the face of it.
>>3104706
Impossible. Roman and Jinder draw zero dimes.