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>Ibushi
>literal who

K Y S manlet

whats the obsession with the burning GAYmer? there are far better finishers
who cares if its protected or not

Ibushi's not really a literal who, even in the context of WWE, he was a heavy favorite to win the tournament and he was the guy they wanted to sign the most and make the face of the CW division.
The Burning Hammer was supposed to be the embodiment of Kendrick's desire to win at any cost because he believed the Cruiserweight Classic was his last chance to make it as a wrestler, it wasn't treated as a regular move in the context of the match and he even waited about five seconds to cover Ibushi after hitting it.
He didn't even really land on his head. Kendrick basically dropped him on his shoulder.

So to sum up, you're wrong.

>>3106930
GOAT

>>3106930
literally /ourguy/

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>>3106930
Fucking BASED, fucking LEGENDARY

CM Phil continues to live rent free in /asp/'s head

>>3106906
no just some nostalgia fag who can't face the fact Punk made his own bed by being a paranoid and angry little man

>>3106906
The GOAT's legacy will live on forever

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>WE ARE AWESOME!

>>3106818
>>women's wrestling! *five clap*
Terrible.
>>this is awesome! *five clap*
In moderation it can be OK. It's become terrible through overuse for every little spot.
>>you deserve it! *five clap*
Sucks. It was good when it was done for Bryan and that's it.
>>(vet does one move or says one sentence) you still got it! *five clap*
Pretty bad.
>>(tame spot) holy shit! holy shit!
Used to be good.
>>(table breaks) ECW! ECW! ECW!
Time to let ECW go.
>>2 sweeeet!
Super annoying.
>>ayyy we want some (name)
Is this a British thing? Masters of obnoxious chants.
>>(name) is gonna kill you! (name) is gonna kill you!
I admit I liked it in ECW.

>>3106825
>>WE ARE AWESOME!
WOAT

>>3106845
Ditto

>>3106813
No. You'll get Beeg falling through the ring and like it

>>3106813
There's no way Braun and Beeg can pull that off. One of them might break the cage, but it won't be a repeat of that gif.

>>3106887
Braun is a freak of nature and can do anything nigga

Who else are they gonna cheer for? Who is even left in ROH besides the Briscoes and Dalton Castle?

RoH fans are desperate for credibility.

>>3106806
They have...Punishment Martinez, and uh....Chris Daniels is still around

Looks like Mark Henry brother

My dad works for WWE he said it was Billy Gunn

>>3106794
It's hulk hogan obviously

go to bed phil

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Cool story Phil.

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>>3106805
>>3106810

>>3106784
>Draws in more casual viewers than RAM

Underage modettys are gonna delete this for not being about wrestling

>>3106789
This

>>3106719
Poo in loo

>>3106719
Take your taste buds on the most flavoursome journey with Chicken Maharaja Mac. Enjoy its delicious grilled chicken double patty enveloped in rich habanero sauce that mingles with fiery jalapenos, juicy tomatoes and crunchy shredded onions placed on cheddar cheese and a bed of iceberg lettuce – all packed between sesame double decker buns.

>not butter chicken breasts in a tikka masala curry sauce on naan bread.

they fucked up.

>>3106766
So they made a mexican chicken sandwich and gave it an indian name. NOT A SINGLE DIME

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Rest in RIP

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>>3106666
>half black face
what was he implying? also nice quads

Wasn't the same place that chanted "Fuck Trump"? Make up your minds

>>3106663
>not being able to see that this was pure banter

>>3106663
Sounds like North Korea really missed an opportunity there...

it's the most autistic feature of /asp/ and used only to justify kneejerk contrarian hatred of indie favorites. Same reason why /asp/ies meme about loving Reigns and Nash
>inb4 have sex

>>3106650
because drawing dimes is the whole purpose of wrestling you fucking mark

>>3106650
>greentext inside another greentext

Sunday, January 28, 2018

I think he'll be back one day, far in the future, long after anyone has stopped giving a fuck about him, after Vince is gone, and expect to be treated like a big fucking deal, then seethe because nobody cares.

Basically he'll have the Kevin Nash run that caused him to leave in the first place.

Never ever. Unless he goes broke.

Did they?

Why did she draw my Sim character

This nigga trying to get underage Twitter pussy when he's surrounded by divas and ring rats.