Apparently the last JOWS thread had too much salty language or it hurt the mods fee fees so they deleted it. Anyway lets move on, I believe it is day 1334.
>>3104694
Day 1334: Jimmy gets on /asp/ and declares the mod is a phenomenal fucking poofter.
Day 1335: Jimmy relaunches his faggots for the burgeoning UK Muslim market with camel and horse meat faggots (opium flavored of course).
Day 1336: Jimmy teaches the class the fabled Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza.
Day 1337: Jimmy tried playing video games, but decides it's for poofs and trades them for meth.
Day 1338: Sonny Smasher returns from British Boot Camp with a souvenir L85A2
Day 1339: Sonny tries to get Jimmy to clean up so the school can actually start teaching by threatening to call the police unless he goes to rehab. He agrees only to go out into the alley and do heroin.
>>3106709
Day 1340: the class swaps out sweet Saraya's meds with sleeping pills. Classic rib.
>>3106736
Day 1341: Sarya overdoses as a result of the rib. Jimmy notices in the middle of sex and blames it on sonny trying to scare him into cleaning up again and stabs him.
>>3106857
Day 1342: With Saraya now in a sleep induced coma and no one to run the Bellatrix slag brothel, Jimmy has to man up and become the pimp he was born to be.
Day 1343: Mr. Anderson attempts to hang himself, but the rope snaps when he kicks the chair underneath him. He is doomed to live another day
Day 1344: Jimmy struggles with the day to day activities of both running his wrestling school and pimping out the Bellatrix slags. He enlists the help of Villman to handle the slags, who now goes by the name of Slick Villy da Slag Masta. He makes Destiny his bottom bitch and starts to use her as public transportation.
Day 1345: Jimmy takes the class to Tesco and starts a battle royal street fight. The manager threatens to call the law until Jimmy bribes him with narcotic faggots and some coupons for discount blowjobs at the Bellatrix brothel.
This has lost its steam so much :(
>>3110699
After hundreds of days it gets harder to come up with things that habent been done. Lets face it, Jimmy has already fought in wars, saved countries, became a PM, became a necromancer, travelled to space and met aliens, went to another dimension, taken over NXT, fought a giant mechanoid Kevin Nash, defeated and assimilated Steiner the Reich God.... so much more it boggles the mind.