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>>3101956
Have you watched any other paper view?

>>3101956
ok kevin

back to eating hamburgers now

>>3101956
It's up there with Battleground. At least Fastlane had a point to the all the shitty decisions, and had GOATberg. Battleground was shit for the sake of being shit

>>3101942
The bottom line cause Christian said so

>>3101942
HOW EYES ROLL

GOTTA BE KANE

>>3101827
Yeah he was for a time. There's a bunch of spinoff movies and that's ehen everyone got tired.

He's making a huge comeback tho.

>>3101827
Yes. Bride of Chuck drew many dimes

>MY NAME IS TONY CUORE
>AND I AM A LICENSED GANGSTA, AND A TERMINAL CANCER
>THEY DON'T TEACH THAT IN SCHOOLS!
>MAMA MIA, TRUEST GUY IN THE ARENA, HOW'S IT HANGIN

>MY NAME IS LORENZO ADORÉ
>AND I AM A NIGGER LOVING FUCK
>AND YOU CAN'T EDIFY THAT
>AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS COLOSSAL MASS
>AND HE IS 84 INCHES TALL
>AND YOU CAN'T EDIFY THAT
>WAKA WAKA COLLOSAL MASS'S DICK I SUCCA
>CUM IM SPEWIN'

>>3101825
>My Name is pizza Pizza
> And I am a certified pepporonci and tough as a Stromboli and you can't teach that
> This right here is a larger order of bread sticks and he's 8 strong and ya can't fry that
>Badaboom bestest value in the room how you doing

Roman vs Taker
Roman vs Triple H
Rollins vs Triple H
any women's match

>>3101804
Erick GOATwan put over The Rock

then why is he selling for Joe?

>>3101832
yeah what this guy said Joe's also as skinny as a rake

>>3101832
heard Heyman really likes Joe

gotta feed the jew

What happened?

>>3101715
Jason Jordan won the battle royal in a house show to become the new number 1 contender for the intercontinental championship

>>3101736
At the house show dog. Not for RAW, Hardy still has that

what kind of nu male beta fag would rather watch the horsefaced trannies we have today than a hot piece of ass like KellyKelly?

>>3101704
Kelly was more popular than this so called womens wrestlers of today.

About on par with that Indian chick from the Mae Young Classic.

>>3101691
>the virgin report
>the chad seethepost

JEBAITED

Why does yelissa upset you so much? As far as shitposters go she's harmless and isn't an umfunny spammer like the omega guy or reddit guy

The cult of personality.

>>3101674
Living in your head rent free

A pretentious jabroni.

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>>3101594
>Implying reigns doesn't make himself look like a stuttering nincompoop on a regular basis all on his own. He even managed to get The Rock booed ffs.

based

>>3101594
Roman might be a puppet or corporate golden boy of the month, but people seems to already brush off how horrible of a human being Cena really was and unironically cheer him. He's slowly getting into Hogan's politicking, but soon will surpass if he's left unhindered or if he's not busy doing c-list movies

>>3101571
*kills WWE*

>>3101571
The product would be miles better if all 3 got future endeavored

>>3101571
One of the best factions in history.

What is the fuckin matter with you

>>3101518
LOOKIN JACKED™

>bad writer
>manlet
>weeb
>Jew
>adored by reddit and /wew/
>cried about The Young Cucks
>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>dead father
>still uses a computer from 1995
>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>compensates by just fantasy booking
>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>balding
>used to have a mullet
>dresses like a friendless teenager
>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>Hillary voter
>employs Bryan Alvarez
>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>wrong about Mauro
>wrong about Punk
>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>stammers
>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>plans change

bump*

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>>3101460
K here it is

"theres a lot of bi things i am but lingual isn't one of them"

https://youtu.be/65OkA2HHLYA

Get back to your cave troll, HHH in anything is a big event. He is the best champ in the history of the WWE!

https://youtu.be/8ZkF7kaQX4Q