What were the biggest mistakes WWE made with Roman Reigns?
I'll start: Keeping his vest and the Shield theme (with small alterations) was really fucking stupid.
>>2576829
Giving him the cocky self aware heel persona while pushing him as a face in 2014 or so was probably the biggest mistake
Immediately having him go for the world title at MITB
If he's THE GUY then he really should have a better theme than generic buttrock.
>>2574906
I unironically find her attractive
>GIMME A FUCKIN ESTUS
>YOU JOBBED
>walk into boss area
>"HAILIN FROM DUNKUN DONUTS"
Who was the Janetty?
Carmella thread?
>>2572036
I was crushing on her for a while a few months back, but recently she's just gotten too retarded for me to care anymore.
Her face is worse than Bayley's.
>>2572055
Those abs though
post any post-invasion era racism in wrestling
>>2581142
https://youtu.be/AE1trRPOyLU
When Dumbald Tinyhandsl Von Fuckface Drumpfenloser ruined Wrestlemania.
>>2581161
rent free
is there any way to self-teach different aspects of professional wrestling? my friend and I can't afford wrestling school but we'd really like to get into it
>>2581097
Get a job you lazy nigger. Also get somewhat /fit/, skellies never make it.
>>2581097
You're not poor, just lazy. Get a job and then go at night. Or offer to sweep up at the gym in exchange to be trained. Stop being a lazy white nigger.
>>2581097
Borrow a cam and put on 5 star strong style hardcore matches with your buddy in your house. Make different masks and play different characters. Make your own fed. Indie shit is in at the moment, Paul will love it. Call it /ASP/WF
Poo in the Loo Pro Wrestling
PLPW World Heavyweight Champion
>Roman Reigns
PLPW India Champion
>Jinder Mahal
PLPW Tag Team Championship
>Bollywood Boyz
General Manager
>Great Khali
How hard would you mark
Tiger Ali Singh should be GM with Khali as his bodyguard/enforcer
>>2580943
South Indians hate Punjabis or anything North, Vice Versa
>>2580943
Based Big Blades Manju should be Ramen's mouthpiece
I'm going back to watching wrestling via torrents/streams on a weekend afternoon in 10 minutes by skipping most of the crap. I used to do this during 2011-2016
Neat story
>>2580791
Thanks mwah!
Whoopty fucking doo cunt. Do you want a medal?
Soon...
>h-he's g-g-going to win the Fatal 4-Way for the vacant title g-gu-guys
>h-he's g-g-going to beat Owens for the title and hold both simultaneously g-gu-guys
>h-he's g-g-going to be added to the Lesnar/Goldberg match and win the belt g-gu-guys
>>2580796
haha
>>2580796
>h-he's g.going to get over soon r..right g..guys?
>On Feeling Mahal Has Gynecomastia (the swelling of breast tissue from the excessive aromatization of testosterone,often caused by anabolic steroids): “Speaking of t–s, who I noticed had t–s this week on RAW, Jinder Mahal.” Ryback continued, “I noticed… they did a close up of his f–king chest and I just noticed it right away. I’ve never had that or anything because I don’t… like, there’s no reason to. When you get gyno, red flags right off the f–king bat, Dr. [David] Black.”
>On a Body Like That Not Happening on Its Own: “Jesus Christ, that s–t don’t happen on its own.” Ryback added, “and I like Jinder and whatnot and he looks great, but I am pointing out the obvious, that that doesn’t just f–king happen from f–king drinking your protein shake.”
>>2580708
No one cares Ryan.
>>2580708
Kek at Ryback insinuating and mocking other wrestlers for taking roids.
>>2580708
It's just a filler fued and he will be future endeavored months from now along with Darren Young, Aiden English, Eva Marie
>>2580531
What do you think about Sin Cara going to Smackdown Live? Will he go unmasked?
Also please enjoy my joke ;)
>Hogan
>Cena
>Austin
>Flair
>>2580565
>Cena over Dwayne
>Seth Rollins and Luke Gallows weren't laying down next to each other near the corner
>Finn Balor didn't just become the legal man after a desperation tag by Seth Rollins
>Finn Balor didn't stomp Seth and dragged Gallows over him thus reuniting the club and turning heel
Why is life so sad?
>>2580515
>"I want Baloring to once again get carried through an angle by two people far more interesting as he receives the benefit of the push and booking does it's damnedest to transfer their heat to him"
No thanks.
>>2580517
This. It was okay in Japan when he could swear, but even then they were the better aspects.
In WWE he'll just be Roman-tier in how he stomps everyone and his man-friends talk for him, but with, by a mystery of the universe, less charisma and effort.
>>2580517
>>2580521
It would legitimize G&A, since now they're fucking goofs. Balor having a established high keyfabe powerlevel would bring importance to them.
And Balor turning heel means he can win by all kinds of different shenanigans-stomping on balls and the club interfering- as opposed to dropkicking for 20 (lately 3) minutes straight.
revised RAM intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHzIqkscsYg
>no beauty and the manbeast
it's shit
>KO not included in it
>Jericho is
Welp, that pretty much guarantees that
>>2580507
>Welp, that pretty much guarantees that
Because it was so likely that Jericho wins back the title and then goes on tour with his band for months...
Be honest, /asp/. Do you miss him? Would you turn back time to see him happy and healthy again?
I miss CM Punk but I don't miss fill
>>2580447
I miss CM Punk from 2006-2008, maybe 2009 too. Not the crybaby and basic indie fag we got afterwards.
>>2580447
I liked how angry he made /asp/, because angry /asp/ is fun /asp/. So yes.
inb4 "I love it Maggle!"
>>2580448
GOAT
>>2580448
STAMFORD WIFE SEETHING