>GIMME A FUCKIN ESTUS

>YOU JOBBED

>walk into boss area
>"HAILIN FROM DUNKUN DONUTS"

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Who was the Janetty?

>HOLLOW IF YA HEAR ME

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>>2572375

>>2572332
Smoughetty

>>2572332
smough never drew a soul

>YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL UNDEAD ARE CREATED EQUAL
>BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE CRESTFALLEN WARRIOR AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

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>>2572332
Smoguh. Easy. Done.

Here's a hard one. Who was the Janetty?

>>2573231
Everyone but Gough. The gods themselves including Gwyn shit themselves over Kalameet (a dragon, Ornstein's fucking specialty) and thought he was the biggest threat to their existence but Gough easily gores and cripples him with a gigantic arrow like 20 feet long from like a mile away.

Artorias failed to do what a simple undead man could.

And I don't even remember Ciaran.

>>2573231
Ciaran was the Ambrose

SMOUGH JOE? HES FAT!

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>>2572375
>>2572522
>>2573216

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>>2573231
Artorias
>over big-time
>draws aesthetic inspiration from based Guts
>arguable GOAT boss fight
>awesome backstory
>based wolfbro with his own backstory that is also a great boss fight
>lost the ability to use sword/shield so he now jumps around like an absolute fucking madman with one sword twirling through the air and one-shotting Chosen Undeadetty

Ornstein
>one half of the dynamic duo of Dark Souls
>the most over of the two no less
>god-tier armour design
>so fucking over he made a spiritual return in Dark Souls 2 as a solo boss-fight
>King of Spear Style
>shoots lightning
>remains in Anor Londo guarding titty princess and likely acting at the behest of qt trap Gwyndolin
>probably pipes them both
>jannetty'd Smough because he's a fat fuck

Gough
>too based for a conventional boss-fight so he just fucking steps on you
>draws many souls selling "Hello" carvings to dickwraiths who spam them online as their only form of social communication
>draws even more souls selling dragonslayer arrows to ranged characters
>whooped Kalameet, the biggest danger to Anor Londo, with 1 (O N E) Arrow from the depths of hell
>legit mastodon
>over with the ranged community
>thinks he's blind, isn't even blind, still a GOAT archer

Ciaranetty
>shit NPC fight
>just pines by Artorias' grave like a thirsty skank
>gives you her weapons but you can just kill her for them anyway because she's easy as fuck
>shit weapons only DEXplebs use them
>shite armour
>literal who
>not even over on the outlaws
>never drew a soul
>women's """wrestler"""

I think we know.

>>2573306
>DEXplebs
oh boy here comes the STRfag posting.

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>>2573312
Casul

Is Havel a draw? Would Steiner go over him?

>>2573306
Artorias drew big money on his PPV debut at "Artorias of the Abyss", Gwyn was so high on the guy that he even named the PPV after him for fucks sake.
Then the actual show comes on and, for some dumb reason, the main event against Big Arm Manus is the first match in the card and a total letdown, with Artorias jobbing so hard he shoot broke his good arm. That got Gwyn so mad he had Artorias job to a literal who later, who then proceeded to whip Manusetty' ass, making lil Ambrorias look like even more of a bitch.

Needless to say he never wrestled at AWF (Archtree Wrestling Federation) again, and to top it off the guy who went over that night never even got a name and never showed up again as well.

This company sometimes, man. It's like Gwyn surrounds himself with fucking snakes who give him bad advice for shits and giggles.

>>2573318
>Havel "The Rock" Johnson
>implying Steiner would go over him

Steiner definitely wouldn't go over Havel. Steiner would wipe the floor with shitters like haircut and Griggs though. I'd pay to see him squash those fucks

>>2573440
Hey Havel! Back from getting squashed by a no name literal who already?!

>>2573437
>not wanting to draw so many souls in one night you can hang your sword after it

Based Big Leaps Artorias Working The Hollows

Dude has left the company for aeons and still lives on your heads rent-free.

>tfw Ceaseless Discharge eliminated himself from the Demon Rumble

Guy had it all, unique look, gimmick and was fucking huge, he could've been as big as Big Punches Dragon God was in Boletaria Championship Wrestling.

Bed of Chaosetty's push after winning the Rumble was the biggest letdown ever, even Dragon Rear would've drawn more and that guy was ass.

>>2572215
> not Ornsteiner armour

You asp cunts disgust me
Fraggles

>>2573471
you know steiner wears chain mail on his head right

>>2572332
He's FAT

>>2573480
I said armour not helmet

>>2573231
Ornsteinetty
>jobs to the player in a 2 on 1 handicap match
>gets opportunity for a rematch
>loses AGAIN
never getting over

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GOAT

>>2573622
Has X-Pac Heat

>>2573626
No, his stable of dogs did.
Big match Capra is the GOAT gatekeeper for the midcard

>>2573507
It was the damn marketing team's fault, if they didn't butcher his merch and included the fucking plume and chainmail skirt he would've been the top merch seller in the company regardless of jobber status.

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Leaks when?

>>2573622
I finally pinned him today after being squashed around 20 times by him and his stable.
Am I still a jobber? Was he the cruiserweight champ? When do I make it to the midcard?

>>2573805
I got this one freak in Anor Londo, she's out to heeyuh

This is the best dark souls related thread ive ever seen.

Thank you /asp/

>based micolash working the low-insight smarks

best promo in the business

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>the 'Praise the Sun' movement was over, not Solaire

>mfw

This thread has inspired my next DS3 build

>Chainmail head
>no chestpiece
>buff model
>Max STR
>Heavy Caestus

>>2574577
>praise the sun
>grossly incandescent
>jolly cooperation
Is there a bigger catchphrase king in all of Lordran?

who was the krispin wah? Nameless King?

>They turned patches heel again

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The Eddie Guerrero of Dark Souls

>>2576465
Anyone who uses Bloodlust to kill themselves

>>2573622
>kill his dogs
>walk up the stairs and poke him when he chases you
>jump off the stairs
>repeat
how anyone with a functioning brain could die to this jobber is beyond me. beat him in my first try in a blind playthrough

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>>2576465
Maybe this guy
>is actually one of the better boss fights in the series
>made the horrible mistake of being DLC for worst Souls game, so is doomed to be a nobody in the grand scheme
>commits sudoku

>>2576525
Nah, he's more like the Owen Hart

>>2573461
Kek

>>2575206
I did this for a /vg/ fight club last year, shit is broken in pvp

>>2572332
Smough.

Ornstein's a thousand time's cooler and survived in various forms into the future.

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was he the GOAT manager?
>gets anor londo over
>helps turn ornstien & smough into the hottest tag team of the age of fire
>gets his sister over
>indictments become best-selling merch
>comes out of retirement to put over aldritch

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Who's the jannetty

>>2580009
Horace.
He's called the Hushed because that's an accurate gauge of the audience reaction when he comes out.

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>>2576630
Nah. He's more Owen's harness. Pic related is Owen Hart.

>>2572375
GOAT

>>2580009
Horacetty. Not even a heel turn could get him over.

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>>2576465
this guy of course

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>DARK SPIRIT HAS INVADED

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>>2581615
And I will invade you

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[spoiler]hi[/spoiler]

>>2576630
top kek

CHAOS WITCH QUELAAG, AS YOU'RE IN THE LAVA, ON YOUR BACK, SCREAMING IN PAIN. YOUR SISTER WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME!

This thread is fucking cringe