RENT FREE
>SEETHING
>>2579690
This will work the reddit smarks.
i dont get it. this guy is such a literal who i have no diea what the fuck hes even talking about.
>97 years old
>still gets bitches
how does he do it?
>Fucked both Bella Twins
>Married their mother
How does he do it?
>>2579689
Based Big Johnny
>>2579689
>Still dicks them down on the reg
nice
I think that his overarching gimmick is that instead of getting weaker every time he has been beaten, he only gets stronger. If you think about it, when he was first introduced as a character he barely did any of the work himself and had his lackeys do most of it. Then he got to about midcard level on his own. Now he's almost upper midcard/main event level. This is all despite having most of his feuds. Power level wise, even though he was not a 1v1 match for 2013 Kane back in their feud nor 2014 Cena in their feud, he's right now much more powerful than both of them. Even the "destroying Sister Abigail" part of the story seems to confirm this as he has only gotten more powerful. Now he's soloing even Dean and Chris pretty effortlessly.
cringe
This is now a Chris Kanyon/Mortis thread
>>2579598
He will never, ever win an important match. Let it go.
>Zero reaction
Man, I think they really killed him for good this time.
Idk the reactions tonight were weirdly delayed. A lot of people initially came out to no reaction but then later on in each person's segment the reactions would get louder. Only two with initial loud reactions tonight were Ambrose and Bayley. By the time he was in the ring Bray got a far louder reaction with the show ending with the entire crowd saying Follow the Buzzards along with him. Not sure if it's the crowd or if muting was being used or not.
>>2579558
People always chant a wrestler's catchphrase though
He just isn't any good anyway.
His promos are pointless gibberish and his work is like B- at best.
When will he get a title shot?
He's not even in the top 10, hopefully Dana gives him more fights
>>2579476
I called it. Buster Douglas syndrome. No one likes the man who kills Superman.
>>2579563
>cuck man phil
>being on the same level as Superman or Mike Tyson
Goodnight Mr Brooks.
Is he going to kill himself?
>>2579226
Didn't he already?
>shibanetty
>left njpw to do mma
>got btfo in mma
>has no charisma
>looks like generic caw
>only way he got over was by stiffing other people and headbutting them until he broke his brain
yes
>>2579244
Nah, just killed somebody once. No biggie.
Yes he will.
I need to smell Renee Young's feet
I've actually really enjoyed The Drifter these last few weeks.
>>2579152
BingohallDrone worked by Stamford wives
Cue ignorant faggots talking about Kool-Aid when they used Flavor Aid
>>2579152
>crowd dies because of WWE booking
So fucking META
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Is Bayley the new Eugene?
no. becketty is
>>2579146
Yup.
She even needs Sasha to come out and finish her promo for her
Allegedly Vince want her to be the main face of the RAW women's division...and then they give her these promos and that booking...like...WTF?
*Crowd dies*
JUST LOOK AT ME
*crowd dies*
AINT I A SIGHT TO SEE
When will CM Punk return?
>>2579117
He'd have to give that unjustified ego in check first, and that will never happen.
>>2579117
>38 years old
It would have to be pretty soon.
>>2579117
damn
13 year old boys look like THAT?!??
>Bailey on the mic
Is she the female Roman Reigns?
>>2578677
checked
Bayley is absolute shit on the mic. I can't wait to shit on her in her hometown.
>seething
Meme
huh
GOAT
>50 50 booking?
No wonder your shit company will be going out of business in 2 years LOL!
>>2578289
Lmao @ Lucha "losing their fanbase rapidly" ranking higher than WWMEME
The absolute state of this shithole company
>>2578289
Based WWE living in BingohallDrones head rent free
>>2578289
Indydrone getting worked by Stanford wives
>2017
>watching RAW
Literally why?
Give me ONE good reason why you take 3 hours of your life per week to watch sonething that you know is bad?
>>2578227
me and my wife's son have fun watching it
There isn't really anything better to do on a Monday night.
>>2578239
If I wanted memes I'd go to /b/, now answer the fucking question you child.