ITT: Give wrestlers/personalities a new theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ for pic related.
https://youtu.be/O52jAYa4Pm8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQMu-Dscdk
what would happen if the word "janetty", and all the ones ending with "tty" got baned from /asp/?, would it make it a better place?
No, because even more people would just start using Ambrose instead and this board is beyond saving anyway.
They'd just find something else. It's an arms race.
That one phrase is gone and it actually seems to have stemmed Romanposting somewhat, but they just post about Asuka and Jinder instead.
Like this guy said >>2581526 the Ambrose meme would just keep getting pushed or they'd find another word that meant the same thing. Or they'd start spelling it "janettee" or whatever.
Don't try to apply reasonable logic to the people shitposting here, they don't observe it.
You're taking this board way too seriously.
Predict tonight's King Jinder promo:
>>2581468
>ROMAN MY KING....YOU WILL REIGN......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8
>>2581468
something something americans are evil something muh people something
I thought Vince buried this faggot? Why is being showcased as the top guy on RAM right now? He hasn't been pinned clean since fucking Fastlane last year
>>2581455
He was pinned clean by Corbin like a month ago
>>2581459
Wait really?
>>2581466
Corbin pinned him clean in a street fight the Tuesday after Mania, yes.
Besides that though, yeah, he's been protected whenever he's lost for the last year.
>it is Carter that has been fetishizing this ugly manhorse
makes ya think
makes ya ponder
it really does
oh right carter probably finished school this week
>>2581359
>>2581357
Please can we stay on topic fellas
says it all
Those are some misshapen tiddys i tell you whut
I bet they look dreadful exposed
>>2581273
God that's hot
>>2581239
farm content somewhere else pleb
CM Punk is going to be on an MTV Reality Show Competition called "The Challenge: Champs vs Pros" where MTV's The Challenge (The same that The Miz was on before WWE.) champions face off against professional athletes.
The most hilarious part is that they list him as "UFC Fighter".
UFC will fire him after he humiliates the entire company by losing
His career's going in the opposite direction of the Miz's, lmao
Such a silly joke, I figured he'd be listed as former WWE superstar which is actually a lot closer to any "professional athlete" title that he could claim. It's a huge deal that The Miz actually came to host the reunion show, but no one is even noticing that CM Punk is on this shit. It's too funny, he is fading into obscurity so fast.
>this board is just one guy talking to himself
>resorts to even arguing with himself
It's nearly a year of Carter
His threads never get deleted though
>>2581214
Its been more than a year, DeanNEET has been around since february 2016 and he has impersonated countless trips as well as making countless threads talking to and creating fake drama with himself
Rate my recent purchases from WWE shop. Also post yours if u want.
18+
>>2581199
>2 (TWO) belt extenders
lmao every time
>Becky stuff
>Raw belt
REEEEE.
Anyway I've only bought one thing from WWE, an Ambrose shirt when I went to Raw last year. It was really uncomfortable and stiff and I probably won't ever buy one again.
How does a wrestler announce the name of his moves to fans?do they do it in an interview or the announcers just know thier names off the script and people will just accept them?i never saw something like " my finisher is named x"
announcers just seem to know for some reason.
>>2581194
The announcers usually announce it.
I've mostly seen it two ways, both through the announce team. They tend to either just excitedly shout the name when they do the move, and through weekly repetition it catches on.
Or they wrestler does the move and then somebody like Cole says "he calls that the..." and thats how its introduced.
who's a bigger mark for themselves:
Bret Hart or CM Punk
Bret "Shitman" Fart and it's not even close
>>2581152
It's pretty close senpai
>>2581159
3/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuhXwMi51S8
I HAVE NEVER seen this video. Undertaker, Ryback basically destroy smarks. Even Cuck Man Phil did too xD.
If you are a smark you basically don't have any other choice but kill yourself.
>>2581019
>they even got BTFO by THE UNDERCARDER
>THE
>FUCKING
>UNDERCARDER
>>2581019
If you post on this board, you're a smark.
Hell, if you know this board exists, you're a smark.
So kys
>>2581021
Uhm did you even watch the video? o.O
I just posted it and you answered (which also must have take some time) after not even a minute.
>The entire PAYBACK card minus Neville vs Aries
>>2580900
BBD vs BBB will be B
So the entire Payback card is Kazarian in a masked gimmick?
>>2580917
>Kazarian
i think you mean TJ Perkins
"Every match I have might be my last match. That's how I wrestle every time. I don't want to change that mentality, ever. Because if I did, I wouldn't wrestle my style of match. And if I can't wrestle my way, I don't want to wrestle." - Katsuyori Shibata (2016)
Was it worth it, /asp/?
For those who didn't get the news; Shibata was hospitalized after his match with Kazuchika Okada. It was the infamous headbutt that did the trick, and some say his career is over.
>Some even say this is Benoit 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wsR7XYHhGM
>>2580388
>is it worth partially paralyzing yourself for fake playfighting after you couldn't make it in real fighting
lmao no
Was it worth it?
Yes.
Willingness to do anything and everything to win the title. Throw caution to the wind to overcome the biggest foe in his life.
Shibata is shonen manga main character. He has a lifelong friend who is also his rival. He had to get back respect from his senpais and his teachers who he betrayed when he left. And also there is this champion, best in the world. Who survives everything you can throw at them.
Shibata knew he has this ONE chance. This only attempt to be the best in the world. And he almost died doing that.
If anyone ever tells you NJPW have no stories send them to hell. There are plenty of stories.
And this was beatiful. It maybe cost us one of great wrestlers of today's but his story was worth it.
Describe his character.
Ex-corporate sellout undergoing redemption
Disgruntled former-indie star who refuses to learn how to cut a promo.
>>2580337
Small penis