File: tumblr_n8f59qxMBp1sg99p0o1_1280.jpg (140KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
140KB, 1280x720px
What factors compose a good wrestling match to you /asp/? What matches meet most or all criteria you list?
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
entertainment
>>
>>2574081
It can't involve Wreck Flel
>>
>>2574083
But it can involve The GOAT Stinger
What exactly is it that you like about Jinder Mahal?
Hard Mode: don't mention smarks, rebbit, /wooo/ or how other people react to him. What exactly about him do you like?
37 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
>le discussion
Go away.
>>
>>2574056
It's a pretty unique situation and his being a pajeet is very conducive to memes.
>>
>>2574060
Why so bothered by a question? Just explain what you like about Jinder himself.
81 Posts / 22 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2574054
>I've wrestled in front of 10 or less people before.
>>
>I'm not cut out for the big leagues, what's your point?
Lol, outlaws BTFOing themselves.
>>
WK12:
Okada vs Naito
Omega vs Ibushi in a match of jilted lovers
Make it happen Gedo
File: THEFACTIS.jpg (74KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 1280x720px
DAY IN AND DAY OUT..
45 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2574043
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
>>
ONE THING THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE SETH
>>
THIS BUSINESS
Who's a better top guy?
25 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2573871
Cena
Rock
Austin
Hogan
Flair
>>
>>2573874
Bork Laser
Haitch
André the Fucking Enormous French Man
Pepsiman(as a heel)
Vince's cock sleeve Shawn Michaels
Drax the Destroyer
Bo Dallas
James Ellsworth
>>
>>2573871
Out of these two?
>Okadetty or BBRRDRR
BBRRDRR ofc
File: 6pq6og.jpg (36KB, 475x672px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 475x672px
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
26 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
Easily the worst theme of his career.
>>
>>2573867
>Implying ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN didn't exist
>>
>>2573870
That and American Bad Ass were both terrible......but that retarded "you're gonna paaaay, you're gonna paaaay" theme was absolute shit
>walking by the pool
>see this
>girl on right says to you 'hey faggot, my friend here is sore from walking. come rub her feet and make her feel better'
What do?
37 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
finna do it yourself
>>
Sorry I don't understand
>>
>>2573791
finna kys ya fat gooker
Anonymous
Why is womens wrestling so botchy? 2017-04-23 11:07:23 Post No.2573772
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Why is womens wrestling so botchy? 2017-04-23 11:07:23 Post No.2573772
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: Charlotte-Angry.jpg (36KB, 610x250px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 610x250px
Why is womens wrestling so botchy?
Anonymous
2017-04-23 11:07:23
Post No. 2573772
[Report]
[View this topic]
107 Posts / 13 Images
View this topic
>>
Because women have smaller brains
>>
Women are naturally weaker, slower, less agile and have slower reaction times.
>>
File: 18034001_1881144168834212_7893398248901961859_n.jpg (40KB, 640x640px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 640x640px
>>2573772
Because the career appeals to less women, once you filter out the ugos and the ones wo legitimately can't do anything you've got small pool to pick from.
Can Finn Balor be the new Shawn Michaels when it comes to captivating the female audience?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXUZcKYkj8A
17 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
Bitches love the Heart Break Kid. Also don't listen to /fit/ when they say girls don't more chest.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xFTCRoCOpHc
>>
>>2573796
Girls don't mire* chest.
>>
Vince obviously planted those whores.
File: IMG_0624.jpg (39KB, 600x400px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 600x400px
>to short
>to skinny
>no mic skills
>whiner
>horrible heel and face
>ratings cancer
>injury-prone
>unattractive
>small dick
>will always be a B to Roman's A
20 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2573657
I agree, seth sucks.
>>
>to cool
>>
>First NXT champ
>GOAT Attire
>CM Punk endorsed
>Curb stomp
> 5 Star triple threat match
>Enormous WM pop
>Phoenix Splash
>GOAT match w/ neville, cena and brock
>Ladies love him, men loath him
>had a fiance and a sidechick, banged both
>Handpicked by HHH
>God tier 2015 run
>Carried WWE on his back late 2014-Injury
>Jesus lookalike
How often do wrestlers shit themselves in the ring? Do you think it's more common than what we're lead to believe? Especially with the fat ones like Owens and Ohno?
Wrestler poop stories general I guess.
22 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2573647
disgusting ass mother fucker you probably have your dick out as we speak
>>
>>2573649
Theres literally nothing wrong with a little but of poopy on the peepee
>>
File: 1482709517865.jpg (40KB, 400x388px) Image search:
[Google]
40KB, 400x388px
File: brock-lesnar-hulk-hogan.jpg (33KB, 600x300px) Image search:
[Google]
33KB, 600x300px
>June 2002
>Vince tells Austin to put over Lesnar
>Austin whines like a little bitch
>"b-b-but he's a rookie and there's no buildup and giving the match away on Raw instead of a PPV is dumb"
>based Vince stands his ground
>Austin walks off the job
>gets drunk
>beats wife
>is arrested
>two months later
>Vince asks Hogan to put over Lesnar
>"Sure, brother"
>jobs to Lesnar on a Smackdown episode...clean and with barely any buildup
Based Hogan being professional as fuck and putting over future talent, proves his "Hogan doesn't put people over" haters wrong
Losstin mad as fuck he couldn't make the boss have based Lesnar job to him, so he goes home seething and beats a woman up to try to feel like more of a man
36 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
okay terry
>>
>>2573568
>seething this much
That's not healthy
>>
>>2573568
Hi Austin! How's your neck doing?
File: 2016-05-16_12-38-52.jpg (64KB, 650x369px) Image search:
[Google]
64KB, 650x369px
Alright /asp/ let's finish this shit once and for all. Did they or didn't they? What's the evidence for and against?
54 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
And if it turns out he did does that make him /ourguy/?
>>
>>2573543
Wrong
>>
Is randy in the hall of fame?
File: 1491203457978.png (404KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
404KB, 640x360px
ITT post guys that are on the wrong end of the face/heel dynamic and need to be turned.
Hard mode: No Roman
45 Posts / 7 Images
View this topic
>>
>>2573529
Ruru
>>
>>2573529
There's no such thing as a heel/face dynamic anymore. If you like a wrestler they're a good guy, if you don't there a bad guy. It's in the eye of the beholder
>>
>>2573548
>tfw he can't come back face because SmackDown desperately needs heels
Anonymous
Wrestlers with THE look 2017-04-23 09:19:28 Post No.2573527
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Wrestlers with THE look 2017-04-23 09:19:28 Post No.2573527
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: jywvkpwywrueupv0fv1s.jpg (102KB, 620x400px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 620x400px
59 Posts / 27 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1482876527361.jpg (85KB, 680x647px) Image search:
[Google]
85KB, 680x647px
>>2573527
I fucking hate Razor Ramone, I hate his fucking face
Only wrestler to legitimately work me, fuck Scotty Hall
>>
File: greatone.gif (1MB, 245x195px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 245x195px