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>>2586019
*Owen Hart's safety harness shatters*

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>>2586063
*skull shatters*

* WWE tv ratings shatter*

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Literally the most reddit superstar currently

>>2585908
ummmmm, honey? WE are the ones who got jinder over not your precious reddit. Try taking a look at the catalog for just a few moments before posting next time, thanks

>>2585930
>getting worked by OPs shitposting
kys

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>>2585864

>>2585864
That whole Divas of Destruction angle where they would make the other divas scream and cry got me so fucking HARD.

Foxy had the best scream.

>>2585870
I wish they tortured kelly more. It's strange she is my waifu for laifu but I get hard when she's in pain.

He probably thinks Ryback vs Abyss would "draw huge fuckin money, dude. That coulda been a Wrestlemania main event right there."

>>2585822
He's not even wrestling Abyss. They're on different matches.

It's pretty cute how this indy fed gives their own guys top billing over the guests in the poster, though.

ryback is wrestling something called a riddick stone

also is bushwhacker luke /ourguy/?

>>2585817
why did you put a hyphen like you're going to continue what you typed?

If you were really in a hurry or interrupted you wouldn't have put a hyphen and then hit submit.

>>2585836
He's phone posting to evade his ban

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Views on English Wikipedia for the last 30 days. Roman killing it.

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>when you realize he's will always be a mid-card WOAT forced to fight hibachi man

>>2585792
based Dolph

He also banged Amy fucking Schumer

EWWWWWWWWW

She said that aDolph was too much for her
Wonder what did she mean by that

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Can we keep this away from memes and jokes? Me on the right

>>2585665
Because Orton sucks and Lesnar is never there.

>main belts
theres your problem, there should be only one main belt

Brock is busy killing animals in his farm

He is. He's facing Lesnar in the summer.

>>2585641
you mean roman is facing lesnar in the summer

>>2585644
Roman is facing Lesnar at Wrestlemania. Strowman is facing Lesnar in June or JUly.

>>2585540
Raw Roulette/Spin the Wheel Make the Deal?

that's the only Vegas themed gimmick match I know.

oooh 4 on 4 online fire pro, my dick is so hard right now, It's going to be great to finally play against human beings I wont have to teach how to play.

>>2585540
>Fleming
>Espadas
>Blocks

Who is the Janetty?

>>2585540
Last man standing accoring to Wcw. So mutiple men elimated by 10 counts on the floor from swa rules maybe.

Dimesuke Nakadrawer

>>2585499
>"King of Strong Style" used to be something he actually lived up to without needing to be said
>the rock star aspect was underlying and kept afloat by charisma, never really outwardly stated

>WWE
>"KING OF STRONG STYLE HE'S THE KING OF STRONG STYLE STRONG STYLE STRONG STYLE STRONG STYLE STRONG STYLE"
>doesn't live up to it anymore because he coasts 100% of the time
>"HE'S AN ARTIST THE ARTIST KNOWN AS CAUSE HE DANCES THE ARTIST"
>all he does is fucking dance

I knew they'd do this shit. Yet he's over with oblivious morons who are effectively merchandise focus-groups.

>>2585499
HEY MAGGLE DONT YOU THINK SHINSAKE WOULD LOOK BETTER IN PURPLE? I KNOW RIGHT HE'D LOOK LIKE A PRINCE MAGGLE FUCKING JACKSON SPIDER MONKEY DANCING SUMNABITCH! HAH MAGGLE I LOVE IT

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>>2585470
It was real.

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This didnt happen

>can travel through time
>decide to stop a stable from getting pushed
>access to perfect info beforehand about wrestlers lives, housing, trainers, relationships
>still chooses triple murder on live television

>>2585388
lol wtf with that semi huge crowd, now is depressing

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>>2585383
Holy fuck, absolutely destroyed.
Based Big Match Kenny burying the E-Drones 10000 kilometers under the surface of the earth.

E DRONES RUINED BY THE CLEANER

>my ten moty

Love ya kenny but stop being a mark.

Where did Seth's ABS go?

He looks like a dyel next to Balloring

>>2585371
Did they?

i would love to see that