Archived threads in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling - 1104. page

File: 1490035757639.png (178KB, 330x319px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 330x319px

>>2575157
>Literally a cuck

File: 1489286571528.gif (1MB, 200x145px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 200x145px

>>2575157
He's an NFL/NBA fan

,>>2575157

He meant he enjoys watching Renee getting blacked but everyone already knew he was a beta cuck

Smackdown

Raw obviously

>>2575153
implying RAM and smack need to join forces to kill NXT

File: IMG_0136.jpg (32KB, 220x377px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 220x377px

Literally or in kayfabe?
Because the closest we got is Eugene

>>2575109
Dean Ambrose

/thread

>>2575122
S E E T H I N G

That's not a goat. That's a picture of AJ Styles. Goats don't even look like people, silly.

File: hqdefault[1].jpg (23KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 480x360px

>>2575134

>>2575098
Pretty sure that's a redneck

The era where wwe turned into generic Indy shit and went into irrelevance, just like roh and tna

>>2575088
NXT doesn't even fulfill its primary purpose and hasn't turned a profit in months.

Reminder that Dusty is the true hero of NXT but Haitch wants to erase his input

File: meltzer.jpg (43KB, 660x400px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 660x400px

>So Dave, mailbag question asks what Ric Flair was doing on April 13, 1984 at 7pm?
He was at an Arby's in El Paso and had just had a bowel movement. Ordered 2 roast beef sandwiches, curly fries and an orange soda.

>>2574996
>and you just read this in my voice.
.
.
.
you motherfucker I hate you

Well played.

>>2575005
He can remember retarded shit like that but he can't remember when they did the ring breaks spot for the second time and who did it

File: 1492921162891.jpg (65KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 600x600px

>there are '''people''' who would rather see Brayyy and Randy Boreton as champ instead of Hardbody Mahal

Are they the REAL E Drones here?

>>2574966
Bray lost like a bitch in a pretty shit match at Wrestlemenia and now he's going to have his "House of Horror" rematch which actually won't be for the title.

I refuse to believe that WWE has been building this feud since fucking August last year for it to end like this.

>>2574966
>Build Bray up for seven months
He was built up for 2 months.

He forgot that wrestling is fake

He shot himself into a work that turned out to be a shoot

Brother

>>2574943
He's too good for this industry.

I'd unironically be down for this but Omega v Okada II and Naito v Okada are too big of money matches for it to happen. Poor Fale.

ale

Who?

guise deed u know that david arquette won the world title once haha

I fucking love this movie

>Sid Vicious is some goon

autism

>>2574807
So you would?

>>2574796
>final stage is Kurt Angle killing Hulk Hogan after he slays Finn Balor, Shawn Michaels and pisses on Eddie's grave

At Least Punk and Raven are still alive at the end of it all

>>2574795
>Seth goes to smackdown.
>AJ to Raw
>Roode fueding with Strong on NXT
>Survivor Series
>DBry Managed team of Seth, Sami, KO and Roderick Strong (Team RoH)
>Kurt Angle managed team of AJ, Joe, Aries and Roode (Team TNA)
>Meanwhile we get Roman vs Cena for the title in the main event (Team WWE)

>>2574795
Big Dog squashes each and every ''wrestler'' from ROH in the same night

File: 6981a12fb25055521f8cb39daf40cae8[1].jpg (84KB, 598x722px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 598x722px

Cast of Characters

ROH side:

Seth Rollins
Daniel Bryan
AJ Styles
Samoa Joe
Austin Aries
Christopher Daniels
Jay Lethal
Adam Cole
Cesaro
Nigel McGuiness
Luke Harper
Shinsuke Nakamura
Taeler Hendrix
Deonna Purrazzo
Havok
Mandy Leon
Sarah Del Rey


WWE Side:

HHH
John Cena
Randy Orton
Roman Reigns
The Miz
Sheamus
Braun Strowman
Bobby Roode
Kevin Owens*
Sami Zayn*
Enzo
Cass
Jericho
Kurt Angle
Dolph Ziggler
Bray Wyatt
Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Alexa Bliss
Becky Lynch
Bayley

Wildcards:

Dean Ambrose
Karl Anderson
Luke Gallows

*Owens and Zayn each choose to remain with WWE for differing storyline reasons, but mostly to allow for "I used to work there" promos.

>>2574707
Care to elaborate?

>>2574713
He is the best announcer in the world

>>2574707
For me, it's Shawn Michaels circa 97

Nothing can be done. They're manlets

>>2574637
Ban thigh slapping

File: assuka.gif (3MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x281px

>>2574621
*works the anti-smarks*

>>2574642
those fat rolls, ew

File: Kana.jpg (13KB, 175x200px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 175x200px

*steals your heart*