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>>18263995

That's not love. Sorry, but by your description, the only good thing about her has to be an amazing body, and that's called being horny, not being in love.

>>18264008
No.
I love her.
She is smart, she talks good, she is very friendly.

But she is also a bitch.
I am in no way horny at least not in the way you mean.

I wish I could be something more than a clown for her.

>>18264122
>she is very friendly.

Not with you, apparently.

Yes (think i remember seeing a natgeo documentary that mentioned this)

Basically it's way more mental/emotional than physical so it can be hyped up.

If you were to believe what female say they only experience any pleasure during sex about 10% of the time when their partner is ideal, otherwise it's trash.

>>18263978
Different, not necessarily stronger.

My bf tells me that when he has an orgasm, it is generally centered around his groin... cock and balls.

When I orgasm, it starts with a tingling sensation in my genital area and spreads downwards towards my knees (never past my knees) and upwards towards my breasts. The tingling is followed by a wave of pleasure that goes right up into my head. This whole thing lasts about 30 seconds.

Unlike a guy who needs a while to "recharge", a woman's orgasm fills her pubic area with blood and she becomes more receptive to touch, so I can go again a second, third, fourth time immediately.

And a g-spot orgasm (usually easier after I have a clitoral orgasm) is much more intensive.

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>smart
>shoots herself by accident

This sounds very made up.

>>18263980
Im telling you anon, I don't get it. Why would she do that?

You're gonna have to spend less time on the visual descriptors and a little more time explaining how a 20 year old accidentally shot herself if you were trying for believable

Bumperino bump bump

>>18263869
why are you paranoid you autist

>>18263869
>"What if she call the cops on me"
>"What if she's just pretending to like me to prank me"

No one does this.

like you hate it?

shit i kiss my bfs neck all the time

whats the first letter of your gf name

>>18263865

Why do you hate it? Most people love it

>>18263865
My wife does it all the time with her friends. It's not sexual.

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>>18263854
Don't do it
It's cringey and you will only attract vapid or genuinely retarded girls, most of which will see that you're 'using game' and go along with it anyway because they're desperate.

Game is such an autistic invention, it's designed to trick women that you're confident, socially adjusted, have a lot going for you and have an interesting life, instead of actually working towards all of these. Imagine marrying a woman you used pick up on - the first time your 'frame' breaks because of emotional stress or you forget you'll be revealed as a disingenuous poser, not the hard, dangerous, confident ladies man you're trying to be. Sure, fake it til you make it, but game is so unbelievably autistic and any hot girl has had a hundred guys try game on them and can sniff out your weakness from a mile away.

Just improve yourself bra, work on not giving a fuck what people think about you, working on your cool shit and being genuine and there you have a recipe for a confident, successful badass that chicks will be drawn to.

RSD is the best around.
rsdnation is the website.

But yes, you shouldn't become a robot... Take it as advice, not as truth.... Remember that they too are merchants, they too want you to keep on buying. So be aware of what you are exposing yourself to.

The "Blueprint Decoded" DVD from RSD Tyler is the best one for starters. It's long, but it's mind shattering and gives you a good idea of what pickup is really about: feeling good on your own, having fun on your own.

>>18264175
Who cares about girlfriends and marriage? Getting laid is the most important thing for the man when it comes to the opposite sex.

All of your advice is pointless if you don't even talk to women

Are you saying you would protect the honor of m'lady by nit tricking her, even when she tricks men by wearing a push-up bra, heels and two pounds if makeup.

>>18264271
RSD is great. You can glean the basics from the YT channel if you don't want to pay anything.

>>18263847
In my free time, I sketch and put my art up in my website. Sometimes, I take photographs by going to these car meets and sell them as posters on the same website as well. I earn upto $2.5k just from that every month.

>>18263847

You would make $1200 or so working full time at minimum wage in a month. Part time, with no experience? I dunno, probably like construction/labor, and work heavy hours.

If you own a car, maybe Uber?

>>18263858
I don't have a camera nor are my drawing skills great enough.
>>18263867
How bad is full time, anyway? Is it tedious/hard? I won't be having obligations during the summer, so I have 3 months to fuck around, but would rather just grind it out for a month and make that $1k.

>>18263840
What was it that you said behind his back?

>>18263893
Every single insult I could muster. I was pretty pissed off back then, so I don't remember everything. One insult that might have stung him the most was me saying that he and his "henchman" (aka a guy who hang around him all the fucking time) were sucking each other's dicks in private. Then again in was a common rumor among our common friends and I parroted it partly out of jealousy for how close they seemed and partly because I was angry.

Last bump.

>>18263650
I'm a manlet, you fuckface.

I can't get girls no matter how hard I try, because womens' brains are permanently stuck in prehistoric mode.

>b-b-but try girls shorter than you!

Nope , I'm 5'6" and even 4'8" sloots want a 6'0" man to dangle off like a chimpanzee on a tree.

2 3 and 5 yes.

>>18263661
>all women are the same

>>18263623
Stop being so fucking nervous. Relax you dip.

>>18263623
>Is she going to get pregnant
Almost certainly not. Use a condom next time.

>How do I last longer
Have sex more often.

>>18263630

Can she tell I was a virgin, I told her it's been a while lol

>>18263523
>spots I should 100% avoid putting a tattoo on.

Anyplace with skin

>>18263523
Most places I've been to don't charge by the hour, they charge by size. They also likely have a flat amount you're gonna pay at a minimum to cover cost of disposable materials and studio space booked.
My recommendation is to shop it around. Visit the parlors, make a note of how the place feels and how the artists interact with customers. Is the parlor clean? If not, nope the fuck out and go somewhere else. Also, talk to people who have gotten tattoos from the parlors you're looking at, ask about their experience. Sometimes you'll get recommended a specific artist, or told one to avoid.

As for location, it's a cliché, but pick a spot that's easily covered, like your torso or upper arms. It's one thing to pick something to draw on yourself for the rest of your life, it's another thing to have that same drawing limit you in some way in the future.

>>18263820
Thanks for the advice

>>18263426
i had sex two times*

>>18263426
>>18263429
Porn and death gripping, aren't you?

Quit watching porn and don't masturbate for a month or 2. You'll be just fine.

>>18263426
You need to keep doing it with the same chick. You don't feel comfortable with sex and with her. Sex gets better and better the more you have it with someone.

20 lbs is pretty easy if they're actually trying

>>18263389
talk about how you want a gym buddy, see if she'll go with you. if she really wants to lose the weight she'll be interested, if she doesn't then she'll make an excuse

>>18263389

You met her online. She doesn't count, you fucking retard. This isn't going to be a relationship, it isn't a long-term thing where you concern yourself with a bunch of deep thoughts about it. She's going to remain fat, you're going to remain obsessed with some girl you met on a forum.

Stop it.

>>18263225
No, and I would recommend scrapping the mindset that "most women will be having sex on the reg because they can" for a few reasons:
1) blanket statements like will get you nowhere
2) hookup culture has permeated stereotypical young person society but that doesn't mean that every man and woman you see is ready to drop trough and bang.

Just be yourself, meet casual friends, find someone you connect with, and form a relationship.

>>18263225

As a 30 year old guy raised in a conservative-ish family, yeah, you're foolish.

I'm going to pretend this isn't bait for the sake of the conversation. But really, you're still damn young, and haven't been exposed to the reality of life just yet. Sex isn't meaningless, since it's the biggest gateway to responsibility - that of another life - but it's also not precious for any other reasons that aren't manufactured.

You're blessed with the opportunity to live in a time where sex can be responsibly enjoyed between consenting adults without it resulting in disease or childbirth. The innovation of prophylactics means you can generally feel comfortable exploring and understanding sexuality better.

I'm not sure where your disgust comes from, but... dude. Relax.

I feel similar OP. I've felt similar to you for a while.

The fact of the matter is people who think like this nowadays are a minority. Society is to sexualized and hookup culture is too rampant. If you want a chance at having kids you have to adapt. Even then though, one of you will likely end up cheating and leaving the other.

This is the sad truth.

>>18263218
Has it ever occurred to you that there's nothing left under that gilded shell of imitation? You can't put back together something that's so fragmented it's become a disintegrated pile of fake

>>18263271
There is always something under the shell, even if that something is simply the realisation of how empty they truly are. It would be more toxic for them to continue living as a fake personality, rather than losing their ego and rebuilding themselves from the ground up if they really are fragmented.

>>18263218
Read The Prince and watch The Godfather.

Being two faced is useful and a means to an end. Being upfront is stupid and honor is for the dead.

The smart guy smiles to your face and stabs you in the back at night.

But you may keep some people close to you who you are really upfront with. Close friends, your woman. Everyone else doesn't need to know what you are thinking.