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>>18263248
Dump both and move on.

yeah you can. have some basic dignity

>>18263248
Choose only one. Don't be a fool as I was.

>>18263004

Therapy. This is literally what it is for.

>>18263004
I'm all ears

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>>18263008
for a while i didn't have the health insurance. it's been so long and my old therapist doesn't work at the same place anymore. plus i don't know if they'd take my new health insurance. I had a good thing going there for a bit.

If you want anything at all that badly then you're not suicidal. Be sure to read the red text under the posting field though.

>>18262959
That doesn't help me. A lot of people have told me to not die but life is always painful with me. Thanks for answer anyways.

>>18262955
i said to someone else before, and i tell it to you.

Step 1: get a rope or a chain abot 50" long.
Step 2: go to the closest and biggest bridge in the city at 23~24hrs
Step 3: Tie the rope/chain to your neck, make it so it wont lose when the time comes.
Step 4: Tie the other end of the rope/chain to the something which can withstand your weight.
Step 5: go to the border and prepare to jump.
Step 6: Realize how idiot you are for thinking about suicide and that you are afraid of death.
Step 7: undo step 4 and 3
Step 8: go to your home and face the world with the "new life" youve got into you.
Step 9: profit.
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Just in case you do jump. That neck of your will break like a stick, so you wont feel anything just see how the light fades for a cople of seconds. and so, your pathetic and miser life comes to an end.

Take some time for yourself to feel better. It's worth it and it will help you do your school work when you feel better. Hang in there.

>>18262939
The first time I went to uni, I had a break down during exam season and I stopped going.
I get that feeling
But you mustn't give in
That breakdown FUCKED my life.
It's almost been 10 years and I'm still recovering.

I know what that must make you feel. It's like "Holy shit, this is so important but I can't feel anything".
I'm not trying to put pressure on you.
The truth of the matter is that it is easy to do.
You can do all of it very easily.
You just need to get into "go mode"
After class, go straight to the library and do all your assignment, plog away on your essays and do your studying.
Then once that's done. Come home and relax.

You need to find your "go mode".
The second time I went to uni, I blazed through it.
It's all in your head mate. If it's in your head, you can beat it. It's like that ballerina illusion. Which way is she spinning? However which way you want her to be

>>18262983
I know this "go mode" you speak off. I had it last semester and it was probably the best semester i had socially and academically.

After my depression I lost this "go mode" and i am trying to retrieve it back.

Cause of my depression. I feel that i am too sensitive. I try not put a stress of my self until i recover from my depression. But its difficult since no one knows of my depression and the fact that i am trying to cover for it. It just too much stress on me

>>18262920

shes sleeping around. if shes your FWB youre not being cucked. do you really want to pursue this girl? its ok to just sleep with her when you feel like it. you dont owe her anything.

>>18262951
Forgot an important detail; we agreed to be sexually exclusive with each other. I suppose it wouldn't be "cheating", but we effectively have a social contract to not fuck other people.

I do agree she's probably getting railed on the side personally though. And to answer, No I do not see myself pursuing this chick. I'm curious to see her behavior tomorrow... not gonna kiss her though don't want another guys jizz particles on my lips kek

>>18262960

you agreed to be sexually exclusive but you dont see yourself pursuing her? you are being played, son. take a step back.

>>18262845
Tell her.

>>18262855
Im afraid. What if she broke up with me?

She may break up with you. But that may depend on a bunch of things (will you ever be with a guy, do you want to, do you need to, can you spend your life with her and ignore your desires forever... etc). Maybe she would be into a poly thing later down the road though. You never know and you won't unless you find a way to tell her or talk to her about it. What is the point of being with someone if the relationship isn't honest and the other person does't even get a chance to see or know the real you? And why would you want to be with someone that doesn't like the person you are anyway? That makes no sense. Relationships only last anyway when there are no secrets anyway.

>what are you wearing?

>what are you into?

>you alone right now?

>>18262783
Is there anything with a little more substance than this? These seem kind of awkward and transparant

>>18262805
Nobody here can give you anything of substance, because we don't know you or the person you're trying to text with. We don't even know if you're a male or a female or if you're straight or gay.

Just call them and ask what they want. All the questions you just asked could be answered by them. Don't admit to anything.

>>18262779
The claim was already filed with the insurance agency they represent. They know it was me.

>>18262779
>>18262788
Oh and they want like $900

>>18262665
>Is it possible to get away with lying on your resume?

Yes.

>How likely are emplyers at say, mcdonalds or Arbys, to check up on your references and previous emplyers by giving them a call?

Extremely unlikely. Don't exaggerate by more than, like, 6 months, though. Not worth it if you do get caught.

It's more helpful just to exaggerate what your job duties were.

e.g., If you ever trained anyone, even if it wasn't in your job description, include that, etc.

>>18262665

At that level, not much at all. You can lie on your resume, but if you put too much experience on your resume, McD's & Arbys aren't going to hire you, assuming you're going somewhere else.

Lies on your resume shouldn't stretch the truth too much. For example, mine says I stayed at a job 6 months longer than I did at a job five years ago, so I don't have to be bothered filling in an "unemployment gap" for what amounted to me fucking around for a few months after quitting a job.

They'll burn your ass for it, and it is far easier to find out today than 20 years ago.

Take it from someone who has read resumes: a good one is a short one. It should look something like this...

>name
>degree/trade*
>short personal statement
>contact info

>2003-2005 first job
>duties & accomplishments
>contact info

>2005-2011 second job
>duties & accomplishments
>contact info

>2011-present third job
>duties & accomplishments
>contact info

Word-wall resumes hurt my butt. How can you expect me to hire you after you hurt my butt? "Duties & accomplishments" should be one or two lines long per job, preferably one. It should also be the longest part of anything.

*If you never attended anything past high school, just list your high school and focus on your work history. If all the work history is out of business and unreachable then it certainly sucks to be me.

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>>18262647
Remember the Platinum rule from How I Met Your Mother: Don't love try neighbour. If this is someone you see regularly, not a good idea, as after you part ways it becomes awkward and uncomfortable when you are stuck with her in the future. If this the end of the school year and you'll never see her again go for it.

>>18262647
>a girl who likes having sex will inevitably cheat on you

Don't be a fucking retard anon.

>>18262889
Idk, I already kinda feel awkward around her because I'm crushing on her so hard and she's just oblivious, telling me about guys she's talking to
>>18262898
Yeah I feel like a dick for saying that, especially because I know the last time she was in a serious relationship she was faithful to the guy

Yeah, a really fat ugly chick with shit for personality. She was also hiding genital herpes from me, good thing I never nutted in her presence let alone in her. She tried to pin me for paternity regardless, then when that didn't work she had a "miscarriage."

Hot women will try to seduce you if you're rich.

>>18262576
Are you asking if it's normal for a girl to whisper sexual things to a guy? It's never happened to me. Most just say "I like you," but I don't see anything wrong with them flirting in other ways. I'm not sure what you're asking or trying to accomplish here. Maybe be more clear?

Are you actually autistic? I'm not sure what you mean by confront her. Maybe instead of trying to rationalize her doing this, just respond with how you feel. How does it make you feel?

>>18262595
A girl whispered in my ears
"id suck your dick" then casually continued on the conversation
as if nothing happened

im a robot, im not as autistic as most robots tho.... but it was really bothering me, i dont usually talk to women alot

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Why think so small?

Go out with a bang. Make it something that gets shown on the news.

You could break into homes of drug dealers, ransack their shit, and hopefully eventually die. You may even like it, plus there's money.

That's only one of the many things you could do, OP. Think big. You only get......one shot! haha!

Hope I helped!

smoke weed and sell it

don't commit suicide. rob a bank. if you get away, you're rich. if not, you get to die as a dick rather than as a fag.

I'm 24 and I've started to not give a fuck. I am not ugly, I just have mental illnesses and am pretty unfit for relationships. Everyone values things differently though. My advice is to focus on yourself, i.e. career and hobbies.

>>18262479
Do you feel like you're losing interest in women, that you're increasingly able to control those "urges" and stop caring so much about them? Because that's really what I'd like to do: be free of the burden of my desire, knowing it'll never do me any good but remind me of what I can't have.

>no chance of sex
>what do
Weed.

Don't smoke; smoking makes you reek to high hell. Make green butter then turn it into halfsweet chocolate, dissolve under tongue.

Your first time will be like a bad acid trip, get in the shower (getting ready for bed) as soon as you put the chocolate in your mouth. Your 5th time will be laughing and babbling hysterically, your 20th time and beyond will just be waves of undeserved happiness.

When folks say happiness needs to be earned, what they're really saying is that every-single-male needs to make his life revolve around the pursuit of sex if he isn't already getting plenty. I'd rather not live in that world, maybe that's why weed exists.

Consequence of regular edible use: you will never pass a weed test again. Employers will probably stop testing for weed in legal states after 95% of their applicants flunk and the testing prices inevitably go up. If you want to know if someone is high on weed RIGHT NOW, just look at them - no expensive lab test required.

No, the kid shouldn't be bullying your son. But the school should be doing something about this, not you. No judge would ever take your case, especially if you're demanding 10 thousand dollars. Your son should learn to stand up for himself at the very least so the bullying stops, or find a way to get it to stop. You are an absolute cunt for trying to punish a kid's entire family for something shitty the kid is doing that the family may very well be entirely unaware of.

>>18262457
My neighbor just sued their sons bully and won 8K.

your son takes it up the ass. he is in to all that trap faggotry

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Context?

Also, no. Baby Jesus, no. Mirages? Water? Are you a pottery maker?

>looks like a faggot
>acts like a faggot
>writes like a faggot

Yup, confirmed, yet again, OP is a faggot

Why are you doing this shit anyway, stop being such a beta freak and move on.

>>18262417
>unlike everything that was sent prior to this email, this apology is without any motive or selfish hopes, for the first time

This is good, actually.

>Simply put, our silly & fun memories are routinely stomped out by memories of my post-breakup actions, which is fucking soul crushing, really.
>We all walk through a desert to get to our oasis, and I repeatedly offered a mirage of having water to offer that stunted us both. That lasting negative energy in my memories is just disgusting, considering the experiences we had together. On the level of your "Oh-that's-SICK" updating from Windows 8 kind of disgusting moment. GROSS.
>Still, we helped each other write a page in our life stories, but I really believe that rewriting how that page ended might be in order. If you wanna, I'd love to meet up to update - SO much to update holy shit!

These are not.

Literally all of these are STILL ABOUT YOU.

I don't think you know what
>without any motive or selfish hopes
means.

Every sentence is still about you
You end with a request - that's a motive

You are doing this all wrong still. Do some more soul-searching, maybe you'll get there in 6 months or so.