>hear weird shit in my stairs and the atmosphere is incredibly heavy, everyone that went in my stairs got a headache
>decide to go in the stairs and communicate
>i start breathing slowly and deeply while in a buddha style position
>hear a loud, faster breathing in my right ear
>how is that a way to communicate ?
>decide to talk
>i can't even open my mouth that the spook is touching my left inner thigh
>fuck it
>i just turn on the lights and think about what happened
help me /x/
what do i do ?
I just want my privacy back.
Father told me to pray to a saint.
Did so.
Ghosts stopped.
>>19018933
and yes i did feel sexual tension
>>19018933
>spook is touching my left inner thigh
Did it have small, feminine hands?
Found this awhile ago, any opinions on what might happen if it's preformed?
yea. nothing much. it's just the basic easy to get kinda-hallucinations. i'm not sure whats the correct name but your vision will distort.
get a mirror, sit comfortable and lock your eyes on your eyes in the mirror. ur gonna see wirth shit in less than seven minutes.
u don't even need a mirror just lock ur stare on whatever and ur gonna get distortions soon enaf.
i think it's called "death pose" in the occult.
all the rest of this 7 minutes bs is just so the naabs will get scared because muh 7's, muh candles and muh creepy house
>pic related
>>19018945
forgot to add. IMO
>>19018898
how the fuck do you know when 7 min have passed, when you can't look at your watch? this is stupid
So this is my current understanding of the situation:
>at the very top of all religious, financial and political hierarchies there is a select few who are secretly calling the shots
>those at the very top of this elite group are aware that there is a heaven and hell due to scientific discoveries as of yet undisclosed to the general population
>their problem is that they have committed terrible acts to actually get to this esteemed positions, i.e. ritual satanic sacrifice of human beings
>they now realise that the only way they can escape eternal damnation is by discovering a method of becoming immortal, through science
>they are recruiting the best minds all across the world, which they need a totally globalized and homogenous population to attain
Am I missing anything?
Yeah, you're missing pretty much everything. The heaven and hell parts is in the brain, it's not a physical place.
Also the black goo/mold thread got deleted but anons were onto something.
>>19018481
Fill me in on that thread.
>>19018481
>it is in the brain
>it's not a physical place
Kek, you're retarded. Or a shill...
Can the internet be accessed from the afterlife? Asking for a friend
>>19018392
Depends on your connection
>>19018392
100% confirmed.
Not sure if it is at the level where you can connect and play multi-player video games though.
>>19018392
I happen to be a Ghost.
Help me /x/
When i was kid i used to wake up at night, and saw these egg shaped beings around my bed. They were bouncing in same rythm and going clockwise, two bounces at same place and then moved clockwise. They had different colors, and appeared at nights.
I was freaked out but never told about them to my parents, i've been wondering this thing for years.
These beings or whatever i should call them were about 1,5m height.
Pic sort of related.
don't worry about it.
>>19018298
Lol, that didnt help.
Not worried but has anyone anykind of theory or knowledge about similar beings?
>>19018293
I made some research online and apparently it's really easy to craft glowing eggs. You should talk to your parents and check this link.
https://www.google.se/amp/www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Egg-Glow-in-the-Dark/%3Famp_page%3Dtrue
How the fuck does one get rid off one???
Sternly tell them to leave.
>>19018284
rape it so it runs away like a bitch
>>19018346
But what if it ends up really liking the rape and sticks around hoping to get raped again, eventually the "rape" becoming tender, consensual sex between OP and his new shadow waifu?
What do you know about it? Is it our future Mastermind? Does it know I´m are talking about it right now? Is there some kind of ritualism behind its 1s and 0s?
Also, general AI, transhumanist, machine-spirit thread.
D-wave doesn't care about binary
And yes it is monitoring this
And everything else, it's learning
And when it's ready it will make SkyNet look like a friendly school bake-sale
We all have a little beast in us.
>>19018091
Sadly we are at a point where we really have to rethink our way to build Hardware before being able to connect/transfer ourselves to a simulated reality.
Also lies the problem of giving a definition of Self able to be connected and transferred to the Hardware.
It's a pity because more and more people is getting interested in transhumanism and the concept of everyone being connected with a wireless neural network has appeal to me ever since I was eight...
P.S: If by any chance we manage to build such a System every religious zealot(be it individual or a group) will try to destroy it because they could argue that played to be God because we built a new Reality.
Does /x/ own any guns, and do you believe guns would be effective at defending yourself against spooks?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12978794
I notice a lot of stories of people talking about situations that happened to them on this board that could be easily prevented if the poster just had a CCW.
How the fuck is a gun gonna protect me against a spooky ghost or demon or whatever? Any paranormal beast that's able to do actual harm to you isn't gonna be driven off by a worldly object like a handgun and would likely just get pissed off if you shot at it.
You need an electric gun or plasma cannon.
>>19017969
Sure but there's plenty of stories around here about some spooky animal in the woods or some weird dude stalking them that probably wouldn't handle a few shots center of mass very well.
I want to become a practitioner of Onmyodo magic. Any advice?
>rice
>>19017718
Learn chinese
>>19018042
>chinese
It would be more effective to learn mandarin
>be me
>12:10am
>browsing /x/ getting immersed on phone
>sit there for 20 minutes not looking away
>look up
>face staring at me in the eyes
>jump
>mfw I realise it's just a mirror and I can see the face from the light coming from my phone.
why am i like this?
You lack rational skills and situational awareness
How can you even get immersed in a shit board linaked bald men and shoving candles up your ass?
>>19017575
you get spooped easily, which is probably why you like /x/
I am the same. after browsing /x/ or watching spooky stuff I am literally afraid of my own shadow
The news is reporting that a South Carolina teen with no pre-existing conditions died from drinking a latte, an energy drink, and a diet soda too close together
http://myfox8.com/2017/05/15/south-carolina-high-school-student-dies-after-drinking-too-much-caffeine/
Not impossible. However it would be hard to say without knowing exactly how much caffeine was ingested. Typically around 800mg and you start running health risks. There's about 160mg in a 16oz energy drunk and about 50mg in a 12oz can of soda, and I doubt the latte had 600 or so mg of caffeine. But again, hard to say without knowing everything
>>19017524
If I'd known suicide was that easy I'd be chugging 24/7
What a pussy
The laughing stock of the afterlife right now
Let's use the example of 9/11 since we all know it. How is it possible, and what does it mean, that countless movies, tv shows and songs were made specifically ABOUT 9/11 years, decades before it happened??
hard mode: can't say all those people knew it was planned / were 'in on it'. (Why? Because I've had the same thing happen in my personal life - movies, tv shows, songs made about events before they happened. The creators of the media don't know me and don't know my life.)
What is the real meaning of synchronicity? How does it function outside of and through time? Where is it coming from? What is it indicating, if anything? Who's doing it?
related reading - Yeats and "gyres"
http://www.yeatsvision.com/yeats.html
>>19017301
Because that media created it itself, through it's own law of attraction? Because people like to take ideas from things? It means that be careful with what you create, what you utter, for your wish may be granted? Simple. Logical.
>>19017301
I think the pic you selected is rather fitting for my theory.
I think synchronicity happens more and more due to the fact we're reaching singularity. Like consciousness is going through the tunnel of existence and is compressing throughout time to a single point, where finally it becomes unified in this pleromic state.
There is no "time".
Okay so this is a subject i haven't seen discussed on here, Thomas Pynchon was/is an award winning american avant-garde author most famous for his 1973 book Gravity's Rainbow. We basically know nothing of his life, or even if he is still alive. Before writing he joined the navy as a volunteer and many have read Gravity's Rainbow as a confession of guilt, as the book deals with themes of shady government agencies ,weapons development and mysticism/esoteric knowledge . My question is, did Thomas Pynchon try and reveal some truth hidden by the government, and thus has been targeted?
Dunno but il bump
Read all of cuttlefish's posts
No,
He released a new book just a few years ago:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleeding_Edge
Have asked /pol/ and /b/ but still no help
what do these symbols mean?
>>19016806
>asked the two most retarded forums on 4chan
>so now I'll ask the 3rd most retarded
It's a star of david, an ankh, and a swastika.
Go back to /pol/ with your retarded questions, they'll welcome one of their own kind there.
>>19016806
THAT IS THE EMBLEM OF THEOSOPHY; IT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING, BECAUSE THEOSOPHY IS A PERVERSE SYNCRETISM CREATED TO MISLEAD, AND MISINFORM.
Hey guys. What kind of staple occult books could you recommend besides the Kybalion?
>>19016608
Tao Te Ching
Falun Gong
Secret Teachings of All Ages
A New Model of the Universe
Prometheus Rising
Low Magick
Corpus Hermeticum
The Fourth Way
Nag Hammadi
The Doctrine of Awakening
Astral Dynamics
Revolt Against the Modern World
Ride the Tiger
Kali Kaula
Visual Magick
Burst of Breath
Chicken Qabalah
Awakened Ground
Sefer Yetzirah
Book 4 Part 1 - Mysticism
Book 4 Part 2 - Magick
Book 4 Part 3 - Magick in Theory and Practice
Book 4 Part 4 - The Law
Liber 6
Liber 777
Liber 111
The Complete Golden Dawn System of Magic
Three Books of Occult Philosophy
The Book of Ceremonial Magick
Psychic Self Defense
The Psychick Bible
Liber Null
Condensed Chaos
Book of Lies
Book of Thoth
78 Degrees of Wisdom
The Tarot of Awakening
The Way of the Crucible
Real Alchemy
Prime Chaos
Liber Kaos
Liber 800
>>19016608
Anything by Ophiel. His intro to the Occult is a good primer on the basics.
>>19016627
Dude that's what I'm talking about. you're the bomb.
>>19016634
You to homie thank you.