Help me /x/

Father told me to pray to a saint.
Did so.
Ghosts stopped.

>>19018933
and yes i did feel sexual tension

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>>19018933
>spook is touching my left inner thigh
Did it have small, feminine hands?

>>19018933
>touching your inner thigh
>sexual tension
Clearly the only answer is to wank it on the stairs. Sounds like it wants fun time. If not then it will sure weird it out.

>>19018938
STALKER NO

>>19018938
By the breathing and the hand, it couldn't really tell the gender but shouldn't the fact that it tried to molest me be more important ?

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>>19018933
I fear Jimmy Savile might have taken up residence in your stairs. Hide your wife, hide your kids.

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>>19018951
>but shouldn't the fact that it tried to molest me be more important?
You're absolutely right anon, to which I reply have you ever considered just letting it molest you?

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>>19018957
if i do that they'll probably come back for more
Guys i need help and you're thinking with your dick

>>19018957
>>19018951
Yeah, it's time for some fine ghost loving.

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>>19018964
>if i do that they'll probably come back for more
Exactly
WOO WOO WOO

>>19018957
>>19018980
>>19018966

Never change, /x/...

>>19018980
>>19018966
>>19018957

I mean i know i could use company, especially with an entity that seems to be that big but the first contact is just them trying to molest me and giving my friends and family a headache
it doesn't really sound like a n i c e spirit
seriously i felt like i was a loli in the lap of a neckbeard

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>>19018994
>seriously i felt like i was a loli in the lap of a neckbeard
Oh me oh my

Anon, obvious the spook is just very sexually frustrated, and the headaches your families feel are basically them somewhat channeling the ghost and feeling it's frustration. It needs release, are you so cruel as to deny it and get yourself a spooky fuckbuddy?

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>>19018994
[spoiler]g h o s t b l o w j o b[/spoiler]

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>>19018933
Update everyone
I just felt like the ghost was lonely at one point, they were in my room
so i've let them hug me by making a motion, i just got up and sat on my chair again
and i could feel them hugging me from behind, their hands on my chest, it made me cry.
I went in my stairs to check for headaches, and nothing was there except for a feeling of protection, in my back, i feel like it was a gift that they left for me.
Goodbye robot spirit.

Tim? is that you?

i send my love to you <3 be well

>>19019077
So you've done hug, now the next logical step is fug. Keep us updated on your sexy exploits with the supernatural.

>>19019107
They're gone, i satisfied them by simply letting them cuddle me
and it was innocent you perv
r-repent >:c

>>19019103
nigga who the fuck is tim

>>19019077
can you hug me

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>>19019125
Unless of course the entity that nearly molested you and the entity who hugged you are different

G H O S T
T H R E E W A Y

I was going to make a joke about it touching your inner thigh, but I am way too late for that.

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>>19019139
NO THERE WAS A BLANK AFTER THAT
I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT

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>>19019162
Sure, but when you feel a familiar hand running over you later tonight make sure you let us know all about the spoopy fun times in the morning

This fucking thread i swear to god

>>19018933

Those things happens cuz people dont exorcise their homes every month. I call a priest every month to exorcise my home, that way I always have it clean and evil spirits and demons dont bother me. We should teach people these good habits

>>19019137
yes

>>19018941
>>19018951
>>19018957

kek

ITT: How to get tsundere ghost gf.

>>19021133
more like yandere, but it's gone, aaand it was more of a masc presence at the end

>>19021148
ITT: How to get a trap ghost one night stand.

>>19021149
Nigga it was huge