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>>19018590
Most likely to prevent mass panic and hysteria, possibly to cover up their own dealings with said aliens.

>>19018391
/sum/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/HhU18gCW

>>19018391
Best way to protect yourself would be to close your eyes or go in another room because this shit doesn't exist

>>19018391
what is your intention by summoning something "not too dangerous"?

>>19018292
Ayy lmao*

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>>19018292
>Would one /pol/ or /x/ anon go to the trouble of making several versions
You severely underestimate how much free time some of the people who browse this site have on their hands

>>19018256
If you cant see it, drag the photo and it illuminates what im talking about

Looks legit OP

That's some creepy shit OP


Looks like a woman in a white gown

>>19017428
Could you elaborate?

>>19017428
Meta-liquid matter?
Oh boi...

>>19017428
Brains?

Heart failure patients tend do die in their sleep. I wonder if it's because they get spooked and get a heart attack or just from too much shock.

I think dream, or rather nightmare I had, months ago, has more to it than it seems.I dreamt of Leviathan, yes the mythological sea monster hwich has been depicted in various forms but in my nightmare was hunting me.

I could feel and knew it was him, it never spoke, it was more monster like than anything. Are you interested?

>>19016699
certainly, green text if you can.

>>19016125
They are basically Jew-wannabes.
Bunch of faggots all of them.

>>19016125
Post this thread again in two weeks and I might tell you.

>>19016125
They're all pussies. Any of you fuckers wanna throw-down hmu

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>>19015840
Looks like the Green Man

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>>19015857
If i'm not mistaken, the "Green Man" is an aspect of Cernunnos.

Poor Swamp Thing caught herpes.

>>19015835
Dan??

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Where dem kids at?

http://www.kundaliniawakeningsystems1.com/downloads/kundalini-tantra_swami_sathyananda_saraswathi_(176pg).pdf

>>19015821
not op but thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrbppmsZJw

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread679265/pg1


heed caution. i hurt myself trying to work with kundalini before i was ready.
realize working with chakras will bring up feels (and truths) you might not like. let tears flow. heal and grow. enjoy your journey. (i know you prefer pdfs, but these are best links)

Reignbot
GloomyHouse
Dark5
Mr. Nightmare

>>19014964
Corpse Husband
Lazy Masquerade

>>19014964
literally anything but scare theater

So most of you probably know who Eminem is, right? He's one of the most recognized rappers in the world and is considered by some to be the greatest of all time. Except, that's not who he really is. You see, "Marshall Mathers" is actually a fake. I, Martrell Masterson, am the real Eminem. The Eminem in the current reality changed history to steal the title from me, and he is the one who started the Mandela Effect. First, let me give you some background about me. I was born and raised on the mean streets of Harlem with my friends John Benson and Lamont Coleman. We all decided to form a small rap group called "The Danger Zone", and we each came up with our rap names. Lamont became "Big L", John became "Wyte Boi", and I became "Eminem". We released some mixtapes and in 1998, we got noticed by Puffy. Puff wanted to sign us because he thought that we were so good that we could replace The Notorious B.I.G., who was murdered the year before. So, he signed us, and we recorded an album called "Devil's Night". The album went gold and we started to become more and more famous. Eventually, this guy named Biz Markie joined us. He also rapped as a character named "Biz Zarre". We thought that was a cool idea to rap as alter egos, so we came up with our own. Wyte Boi was "Kon Artis", L was "Proof", and of course, I was "Slim Shady". I later went on to make an album called "The Slim Shady LP" the following year. It went quadruple platinum and I instantly became a household name. Then I went on to release "The Martrell Masterson LP", which is mostly like the one in our current reality, but "The Real Slim Shady" wasn't on there. At a concert, I met this dude named Marshall Mathers, and we became friends. He always talked about wanting to be the first good white rapper (Wyte Boi wasn't good at all, we just kept him around because he was our friend). We were friends for a while until he had sex with my girlfriend. I beat his ass and we ceased the friendship.

>>19014960
In 2004, I became addicted to cocaine and I almost overdosed. I recovered, thankfully, and I started to write rhymes for my next album that I wanted to call "Relapse". Then, in 2009, as I woke up on Relapse's release date, I realized that I was in a one room apartment, and not the mansion that I had fallen asleep in. I also noticed a DVD on the nightstand right next to me. So I popped it into my DVD player, and it was a video that showed Marshall and a rapper named Dr. Dre building some sort of time machine along with some robots that were labeled "Bizarre", "Proof", "Kon Artis", "Bugz", "Kuniva", "Swift", "Mr. Porter", and "Fuzz Scoota" (you read that right, the other members of D12 are robots). Eventually, I found out that Biz Markie started rapping in the 80s, a group called NWA popularized gangsta rap in 1988, whereas in my timeline, The Firm did that in 1989. I found out that Wyte Boi was killed in an alleyway, and that Big L became the CEO of Flamboyant Entertainment, and was killed in a driveby. I listened to some "Eminem" songs and they we all my songs, just sung by Marshall. Except for one song: The Real Slim Shady. This song had many references to my life before rapping, such as a reference to the time I spit on someone's onion rings when I was working at Burger King. I think he did this just to taunt me. After about a year or so, I decided to rewatch the video again, but this time, there was another video on it, showing Nelson Mandela's dead body in his prison cell, then it changed to him standing in his cell. So, I have come to the conclusion that the time machine that Marshall and Dre built is somehow still active and is changing history. I checked the disc about a week ago and it is filled with examples such as the Volkswagen logo changing and the Berenstein Bears becoming the Berenstain Bears. Please believe me when I say the current Eminem created the Mandela Effect.

>>19014480
because our brains are so perfect, it has to be literally the rest of the universe that is wrong.

shameless selfbump

Fuck off you should feel ashamed of your self bump.

>>19013605
Doesn't work with our understanding of physics. Ask flatheads how gravity works or how it's not daytime 24/7 when the sun's supposedly only 3 to 5 thousand miles over a flat plane and they can't offer anything better than accusations of being a NASA disinfo agent.

>>19013601
there was one few days go . it got dropped yesterday

>>19013601
these are my favorites

And why didn't they eat fish?

>>19012178
Have you ever made a drunken rash decision? They don't always make sense.
"LADS WE'RE OUTA SPUDS!"
"LETS CROSS THE FUCKING OCEAN FINNIGAN!."

>>19012379
Sums up the Irish pretty well

t. Irish guy