Shadow people

Sternly tell them to leave.

>>19018284
rape it so it runs away like a bitch

>>19018346
But what if it ends up really liking the rape and sticks around hoping to get raped again, eventually the "rape" becoming tender, consensual sex between OP and his new shadow waifu?

>>19018350
That sounds pretty hot. Makes me want to find shadow people porn now.

>>19018350
Mission accomplished.

>>19018284
light some candles, dim the lights, meditate and imagine the shadow person feeling full of light from source. Once it's full of light it should leave. repeat if it comes back.

>>19018364
won't work unless he has a dimmer switch installed.

>>19018370
maybe he meant that you need to swap all your house bulbs for 25-40 watt bulbs?

>>19018284
Stop smoking so much meth.

Tell him to leave and don't come back. He will listen. The one that visited me did

>>19018284
I always felt that opening windows and letting air and Sun in helps. Candles as well. I could also quite possibly be wrong.

>>19018343
>>19018442
Would firmly telling it to give you a blowjob work?

>>19018284
Flashlight

What are shadow people? Are they ghosts or real shadows or what are they? I wanna meet one. How?

Knock him out

>>19018284
Call them niggers.

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>>19018284
I used to see shadow people in the corner of my eyes when I did to much stimulants. Try not doing to much stimulants OP, it works every time.

Our just get some proper sleep.

>>19018284
take your meds