Who here can test what I can do?
I mean what I say. Is there anyone here who can test my power, my energy, my spirit, my will?
What can you take from me?
>>19012840
Start by using your powers to invest in a decent house and camera.
I see... you fantasize about getting blacked. There is nothing more appetizing to you than negro penis. This I can tell from the hue of your spirit and the emanating energy.
>>19012844
yeah, I didn't mean to imply I have powers. I walked into coming off as one of those people. I meant almost the opposite, like if every other fag on /x/ thinks they're some kind of wizard, can they test these insubstantial qualities in me?
>>19012846
I deserved this. What I meant is, I am a normie. Or not, whatever. Maybe I'm shub niggurath. But can anybody out there
*interact*
with me?
That is what I mean.
OK,
Let's take a break from past lives, enlightenment, conspiracies, and other distractions to focus on the most imortant earthly matter: money.
Discuss ways to manifest, attract, or multiply our shekels.
>>19012647
This
>>19012647
This.
>>19012647
>multiply shekels
>shekels
Spotted the jew
found this on pol a while back, wat do
Op is a faggot
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>>19012426
Stop going to /pol/. Thank me later when you have a girlfriend and a future.
Looking to shitpost about spooky things and pol things?
Join our discord: https://discord.gg/wb99wWV
>>19012354
>and pol things
and forget it, fuck you, go away
When did /pol/ suddenly become linked to /x/? Seems like 95% of the people here shit on /pol/ religiously, what the fuck are they doing trying to link the forums up?
>>19012354
hey hey hey its @toji.exe#1213
Is meditation worth it? Does it actually do anything of benefit? I'm at the point where I'm tired of living. If I don't do anything my situation just becomes worse and I'm being lazy. But If I put effort into anything I don't see a change, even after months of effort, but I can't stop putting effort in or else I'm just a quitter and lazy. At this point I'm not proficient at anything despite trying, but effort is meaningless unless you succeed. So I'm only living for nothing. Would meditation change this at all? Would I be content with life?
Yes, meditation is one of the few things that isn't a meme. It can change your entire life, but remember that it is akin to going to the gym, you may do it a few times and feel it's a waste of time, but you will notice the changes if you keep doing it.
>>19012306
Yes. When you become proficient you will experience things you never thought possible. As the guy above said it is life-changing. You can feel the effects.
>>19012309
>>19012315
Is there a general timeframe for when effects are noticeable? I don't need anything profound, but just something that's noticeable. I get discouraged after months of doing something that yields no results.
I did a one card spread the other day and it was deleted before I got to reply to the last question.
It was something along the lines "where is my relationship headed?"
do mine. is my friend alive. what will happen to her
>>19012011
>>19012028
Thank you. This is just what I've been praying for.
so the other day, me and my mom were driving home from a family party and it was pretty late at night. i was the driver and since i have a shit fear of cops, i took the backroads (keep in mind that i live in a really rural area, so our backroads are very remote and deer ridden). while i was driving and keeping an eye out for deer crossing the road, i caught something at the corner of my eye from the right side. taking a second glance, it was too pale to be a deer. it looked more like a very large dog. i mean, fucking huge. i drive a minivan and even in far perspective that thing was probably bigger than my van. it was like almost a metallic white and looked like a cross between a wolf and a tiger. hear me out, it had too broad a face to be that of like a dog's but its build looked a bit more canine. i woke up my mom in a panic because i had no fucking clue wtf it was and thank god i had a witness because she's seen the exact same. the best i can describe it is a large white wold-tiger-beast thing. it just stared at us as we slowly drove by. passing it, i could still see it staring from my rearview. i just wanna know what the fuck that thing was because neither wolves, lions, big cats, or moose (i kept moose and a gigantic fucking buck in mind) are natural to this area. if anyone else has seen similar PLEASE tell me i didn't just hallucinate or something because it still freaks me the fuck out thinking about it.
Maybe try driving back and look for footprints?
Dogman
>>19011969
I'm not even shitting you, I've seen that same exact kind of creature/wolf in northern Minnesota, away in the very rural areas. I tried telling my stupid normie friend, but he was all like "nah brah it was tots just a deer". Even though the "deer" looked like a wolf, and seemed to have either a really small or no snout at all.
I was thinking that it's a wolf with some sort of disease.
is there any way to make me immortal?
>>19011811
According to some... 'theories'... yes.
>Killing people will add their life-span to yours, you can do this infinitely
>Sell your soul to a demon for immortality
>Wake up from the matrix to find yourself in a heaven-esque world
>Die and become immortal
>>19011852
>Sell your soul to a demon for immortality
I've considered this but if I'm immortal then what is the point of the demon owning my soul?
>>19011860
Shh. We're talking about conspiracy theories and religion here. Don't use logic to refute illogical ideas, or else it'll just make you look crazy.
Greentext your past life
>be hustling ginger
>best friend is italian
>seduce and rob as many men as possible
>one of them catches us leaving with the loot and follows us
>mfw miss italia marries this cuck
>I thirdwheel harder than a tricycle
>they have a daughter
>they have another daughter
>first one is quiet and obedient like omega father
>younger one is a raging loudmouth bitch that fucking hates me
>italia gets sick as fuck
>I leave for help
>come back and her incompetent husband let their daughter fall through the lake ice in the back and drown
>itwasthegoodonedammit.jpg
>italia dies
>mfw she leaves me with cuck husband and bitch daughter
I thought we were friends elizabeth
>>19011377
>seduce and rob as many men as possible
OP is a confirmed klepto faggot
>be teenage virgin circa ancient rome
>get apprenticeship with mediocre astronomer
>old and senile, Im more of a caretaker
>start my own studies on rocks n shit
>never leave the study
>even send other losers to get my samples
>twin whore sister hates this
>always coming in and wrecking my shit trying to get me inside
>furious with her 24/7
>start to hate her
>become more secluded
>earthquakes becoming frequent
>the mountain is a fucking volcano
>whatthefuck.jpg
>sister died probably looking for me
>I suffocated on fumes hating my sister
>centuries later still feel fucking guilty
How do you guys figure this out?
and this is what it became:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUN1c5OfDQ
>haunted period blood turns into a person
sounds like a really kinky version of Adam and Eve.
>I stopped my antidove playlist to watch that stupid schlock
Fuck you OP and fuck your shitty video for wasting my time.
>>19011353
aww yea im fapping already
I'm in love with an anime character. Am I supernatural? Is there a way to make anime real with magic? How do I summon my waifu?
No, you're just a faggot. Go masturbate.
Serious Question
What would you do if a meteor hits Earth?
>>19011288
Die
>>19011288
Meteors hit the Earth every day.
I dont do much about it
>>19011288
Meteors, by definition, burn up in the earth's atmosphere and don't make contact. You're thinking of meteorites, which hit the earth by the thousands every year.
This is a very stupid question.
I'm wondering if anyone has any insightful or even hidden information on "Atlantis".
http://m.dailykos.com/story/2017/5/5/1659107/-Descendants-of-Lost-Atlantis-may-be-wait-for-it-Jews
Something about the monotheistic religions feels odd, and tracing it back to an older civilization seems logical (all the way back to the evolution of the oral history of constellations). Consider the brief period of Egyptian monotheism. Cycles of civilization, etc.
This guy isn't fond of the idea: http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/nat-geos-atlantis-rising-a-stew-of-fake-experts-motivated-reasoning-and-weird-claims-that-judaism-contains-atlantean-theology
Thoughts and ideas?
>>19011242
Why am I not surprised (((they))) are trying to be Atlanteans now.
>>19011242
Yeah, read the original story by Plato. It's called 'Critias '.
Plato himself states it is a made-up island for the purpose of story.
>>19011253
That was a thought I had, too. However, I believe there is likely a more convoluted history, as usual. If anything, this suggests a connection to Poseidon and possibly the Pheonicians, and not Yahweh, which some Jews are not happy about. I wonder if in the hidden halls of ancient "Jewish" texts there are histories of the great city. The Luciferians who hide among the Jews may be practicing ancient Atlantean rites when they sacrifice people.
What is the main difference between Luciferianism and Satanism?
>>19011173
Can't speak to the Luciferian, but the Satanists I know just seem like Libertarians.
>>19011173
No difference really. Both venerate the edgelord of this world.
>>19011173
Luciferianism will promote religion for it is the basis of there power. As long as people follow religion, they are predictable and controllable. Religion is in its form these days a pure Luciferian tool. The God and Holy books honest religious people think they serve are
famous and in power because of Luciferian effort.
Satanism is something else. It does not promote religion and does not really care about it either. Satanism is a way to worship the ego and make profit out of it. It does not follow or believe in Satan, but sees nothing wrong with using the reputation of some dumb Hebrew scapegoat and have fun with it. And because Satanism is very magik orientated, it does know about Luciferianism and therefor not loved that much by it. But Satanists are rebels don't care about that.
What's your tips to Lucid Dreaming and AP /x/? Do you believe in it? And if so what has been your most memorable experience?
I keep a dream journal, I do daily reality checks and I can remember my dreams 9 times out of 10 but I haven't been able to break that Lucid barrier except for a few accidental moments and I couldn't hold control for longer than 10 seconds
People who think they are Astral Projecting are simply Lucid Dreaming. People can't Astral Project. It's not possible.
>>19011118
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Astral_projection
http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Rising_on_the_Planes
>>19011129
Not all astral projection happens while asleep. In fact, most doesn't for the experienced individual. But you clearly know everything already, so I'll just go and fuck myself.
>>19011130