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*scratches head* m'ask u summit rick
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>>87621300
*smashes pots and pans together* You got a weak boy rick, thangs ain't the way they were before
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glad he is dead
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>>87621431
>The show died with him
F
When will Hollywood stop it with bodyshaming?
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NEVER BECAUSE AS HUMAN BEINGS WE STRIVE FOR EXCELLENCE
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shes hot but also a massive cuntand a shite actress
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Why does Hollywood keep demanding men like Chris Hemsworth be fit when playing a Norse God?
What's going on TV??! Every time I click an embedded link I get a this video does not exist error. Please help me, am I being targeted?
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>>87621163
You're probably infected with the system32 virus.
I can help you fix it if you want.
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>>87621213
yeah could you please tell me?
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SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY!
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What could have Miles said to save Jonah?
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>>87621158
Almost anything in his defense would have helped.
Instead based Miles left Feldstein out to dry.
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>Listen up you little fucking whore. If you don't stop bothering my bro I will fucking kill you. STOP LAUGHING. I'm going to fucking kill you.
Simple as that
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>>87621158
>traitor.jpg
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Remember when Penn & Teller's Bullshit BTFO of liberals about Wal-Mart?
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Of course a randroid would defend Wal-Mart.
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>>87621120
Penn is a lolberterian. He probably wants more outsourcing because "it's good for the economy."
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>>87621120
Yeah you can tell they never even met any one who worked for walmart. The system is really corrupt you managers who fuck 19 year old cashiers and single mothers, you don't even need to be the upper management ZSs can get ass left and right.
>Its another /tv/ hates a great film because it defied their expectations
How many of you faggots have actually seen the film, I can tell most of you haven't by the way you talk about it
>MUH I DON'T WANT JUMPSCARES WHERE IS LE SLOW BUILD UP AND TENSION
that shit is literally in the film you would know that if you weren't fucking blind, instead you spout your reddit tier opinions
This movie was GOAT horror
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SMASHED
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>>87621061
me on the right
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>>87621078
kill hyuourself
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/tv/ writes season 21 of South Park
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If you don't think they're going to make an entire episode (or two-parter) parody of IT, you're fucked.
>flashbacks to the shared childhood of the South Park adults as they tell the story to their kids and spouses
>Randy is the analog of Bill
>Kenny's dad as Eddie
>Gerald as Stan because they're both Jews lol XD
>Chef is the black kid of course, voiced by Bruno Mars or some other blackish pop star with a high voice. Gerald's obviously not going to kill himself so Chef takes the place of the kid that doesn't survive to fight IT as adults
>Cartman's mom is a mashup of Bev and Ben, it's revealed that before puberty hit she was fat as shit and incredibly obnoxious; basically a female Eric. Despite this, all the boys loved her and vied for her attention
>Kyle: Gross! Dad, what could you ever see in a fatass Cartman?
>Gerald: I don't know how to explain it. She had this... Marilyn Monroe quality to her.
>Randy: Now there was a real woman! Not like those skinny twigs that pass as actresses and models today, am I right?
>the men quickly glance at their wives, a callback to that episode where they were trying to figure out why rich and successful men were cheating on their wives
>cue first segment of an episode-long running gag depicting Marylin Monroe as a literal seacow, her normal and happy manatee life comes crashing down as she is discovered by Japanese fisherman mistaking her for a dolphin or whale. They attack her and leave her to die, and some time later she washes up on the sunny beaches of California, where she meets and Mickey Mantle and he falls madly in love with her
>throughout the episode there are short vignettes of the iconic moments of Monroe's life, the nude Playboy shoot, singing Happy Birthday to an obviously aroused JFK, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and of course her untimely death, they just slap a dress, some lipstick, and a blonde wig on the seacow and men everywhere inexplicably go wild for her
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>the dads have to awkwardly explain to their wives and children that they ran a train on Cartman's mom decades ago
>pot shot at Stephen King's recent comments on the gangbang scene
>Randy: Let me get this straight. For the past 20 minutes, we've been sitting here telling you about the time in our childhood when an intergalactic, transdimensional-
>Cartman: (interjecting) Transginger.
>Randy: Right, transginger clown went on a killing spree, went around killing dozens of kids in this very neighborhood, and the ONE PART you're hung up on is the part where Gerald, Stuart, Chef, and I all ran a preteen train on Mrs. Cartman in the sewers?
>beat
>Sharon: Yes!
>Randy: GAIN SOME FUCKING PERSPECTIVE SHARON, GOL!
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>>87621057>Randy pulls up to a convenience store
>Skeeter: We don't take kindly to city slickers who pull up in here with their fancy German cars.
>Randy: This car was made in Guatemala.
>The "took our jobs" guy: Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.
>Randy: I bought these shoes from a hobo.
>Skeeter: Well la dee da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure.
>Randy: Sorry if I believe in good grooming.
>Sneed, Sr.: Pfft. Yer not gonna grow nothing at the old Marsh place. That's why yer daddy abandoned it.
>Randy: Oh, what do you know?
>Sneed, Sr.: Heh, I know your soil pH is up about 9.6 and you need it 7-8 it max.
>Randy: Oh, that's just superstition. You watch me--I'll grow something out there!
>Sneed, Sr.: Not if you're planting gummy bears.
>Homer: (Annoyed Grunt)
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>>87621227
and because it's nu-Park
>meanwhile some dickhead police officer in Washington DC by the name of Officer Charles "Donut" Steele( O. C. "Donut" Steele) grows increasingly perturbed by the growing prevalence of sequels, remakes, reboots, and comic book movies
>in his scenes, he is shown trying to beat answers out of famous posters, props, and memorabilia relating to all these movies that have come out in the last couple years. In the background, actual crimes are taking place, making the social commentary on how DC is a crime ridden shithole and the police are doing very little to stop the actual crime
>at the end of the episode he is told to meet with the President in the White House. When he gets there, he puts the pieces together, but right before he vocalizes it he gets shot in the head
>as his body slumps to the floor we see President Garrison behind him, still under the influence of Memberberries, holding the smoking gun
>to be CONTINUED
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Redpill? Try taking the Jimpill
>Call out Hollywood for being up their own asses and that all this is meaningless
>MSM starts making stories about how Jim is mentally unstable despite it being obvious he was just trolling them
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>>87621049
Didn't he knowingly give his ex a bunch of stds?
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>>87621049
this guy been hanging out with joe rogan a bit too much it sounds like
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>>87621049
I've tripped on more shrooms than this guy and it didn't make reality meaningless
maybe jim should just walk through the woods sober
Okay, serious question. Was this ending SUPPOSED to be funny? Or is Darabont really that tone deaf?
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if you didnt like that ending you are not a fan of movies
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Fuck off, OP. Filth. How dare you insult this movie.
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>DUDE LETS KILL OURSELVES
>LOL OK
>DCucks still don't have a response to this
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>>87620714
Chads don't need to speak on behalf of Stacy
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>>87620714
It's a very progressive movie shut up
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>>87620714
It's a vacuous product that's as dated as it is boring.
It doesn't mean anything except making people fucking money.
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who would win?
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Pickleball rick of course
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that picture might actually be carcinogenic
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>>87620755
Looks more like chemo to me.
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Will Sony's Wheel of Time show be any good?
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>>87620504
as long as Sony is connected to it probably not
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>>87620625
Sony's TV shows are okay, aren't they? It's just movies they tend to fail at, right?
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>it's an Eamon Valda engages in the dozens before getting killed episode
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>David Duke
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>2015: I take all my questionably racist videos and take them down so I can get a deal with Adult Swim...
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>2016: I got this show airing on TV, made me so fucking strong... But then I revealed my ironic racism was real racism and then we got cancelled...
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>2017: I am... forgotten...
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South Park - Season 21 2017-09-11 10:34:27 Post No.87620488
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member SP?
it starts this week.
>South Park is back for its 21st season and the show has its sights set on the white nationalist movement that has made recent headlines.
>The new season of the cartoon premieres Wednesday with the episode "White People Renovating Houses."
>"Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park. Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today’s society," according to the episode's description.
>South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone told The Hollywood Reporter they hoped to return to more traditional one-off storylines with the kids this season, rather than get too heavy with politics, which inadvertently happened last year after they decided to make Mr. Garrison a Donald Trump- like character, which as was done because it was assumed Hillary Clinton would the elected president.
>Parker said he liked that Cartman got a girlfriend last season and that might stick, but it looks like Member Berries may be done.
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more like cuck park
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Once the shark has been jumped there's no comming back. End of.
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>Parker said he liked that Cartman got a girlfriend last season and that might stick, but it looks like Member Berries may be done.
Literally stopped reading at that point
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Women will never understand this kino
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Men will never understand actual kino
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>>87620458
>so many feels
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>>87620498
>Exhilarating!
>Exciting!
I really doubt either of these words apply to this movie, but I've never seen it and I've seen too many movie posters