Will Sony's Wheel of Time show be any good?

>>87620504
as long as Sony is connected to it probably not

>>87620625
Sony's TV shows are okay, aren't they? It's just movies they tend to fail at, right?

>it's an Eamon Valda engages in the dozens before getting killed episode

>>87620504
It will never get made

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>>87620504
pls dont be shitty

>>87620504
You need over 14 seasons to adapt the whole damn thing

considering how trite and meandering the books are: No. Not unless there are massive changes. Before I read WOT I thought nothing could get more cliche and reductive than harry potter. I was wrong.

>it's a Padan Fail nails a myrddraal to a door through the empty spaces where its eyes should be episode

>it's a Rand beheads a merchant and her company and puppeteers their headless corpses with the power to make them kowtow to him after they made the mistake of saying hello to him at a watering hole episode

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>it's a Rand lightning bolts his own army to defeat the Seanchan attacking Illian episode

>it's a Rand tries and fails to use the power to resuscitate a kid he inadvertently killed episode

>it's a Mat gets raped episode

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>>87620504
>Sony

Hah

> Wheel of Time show

AHAHAHHAAHHAH

>it's a me-too cash-in episode

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>it's a Rand gets fed up with the villain's bullshit so he literally just blows her entire castle up with balefire
>this kills everyone inside except the villain

>it's a Perrin crushes the skull of his wife's boyfriend episode

>it's an Olver is racist against Aiel episode

>it's an Elayne experiments with the red rod episode

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>>87620504
giv aes sedai gf

>it's a Moiraine explains to Siuan why biting the pillow is part of the "pillow friends"-experience episode

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>>87620504
>Sony

Nope.

Also....

>GoT becomes popular
>Sony rushes to cash in with their own rip off.

>it's a Mat spanks a 102 year old slutty Aes Sedai over his knee episode

>it's a Rand&Lan ninja murder a bunch of asha'man in a city where the Power's out episode

>it's a Nynaeve isn't spanked nearly as much as she'd like to be in private episode

>>87620504
why would anything be good? I mean come on

>it's a dark skinned islanders go topless when out of port episode.

>it's an Aiel sweattent episode.

>it's a Shienarian public baths episodes.

>it's a Novice and Accepted "clad only in the Light" episode.

>it's a Bela is jealous of Akein's massive udders and nips at her reins to spite her episode

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>tfw no thicc forsaken gf

>>87623863
>it's a Loial puts a long handle on his axe episode

>it's a Wheel of Time is denied a Hugo because SJWs gamed the system episode

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>>87620504
No post-Game of Thrones fantasy series can or will ever be good. Lament the countless dead possibilities.

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>it's a female forsaken punishment episode

(_ₓ_)

I just hope the trollocs don't look too fake

>>87625448
>it's a Mormon is forced to write a Semirhage spanking scene because it's in the notes

>it's a Cadsuane bitchslaps Rand episode

>its an aes sedai pillowfriends episode

>it's a Noam spends all of his time online neglecting his physical appearance and mental state episode

>it's a caravan season episode

>it's a good stout Two Rivers wool and tabac episode

>>87625370
I tried watching the elf stones of shannara show because I enjoyed the books as a kid and holy fuck it's bad

>>87627282
>shannara
>I enjoyed the books
Wait, what?

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>>87627282
it wasn't that bad

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>>87627362

Why do Western elf ears suck so bad?

I've never read Shannara or Sword of Truth, are they worth getting into? I'm a sucker for nice cover art, and Sword of Truth has that at least.

>>87627344
I was like 12.

>>87623646
>its a one of elayne, nynaeve or egwene are stuck cleaning pots in the tar valon kitchens episode

>>87627619
After reviewing the books I enjoyed at 12, I guess I have to withdraw my criticism

>>87627485
Sword of Truth has some pretty funny memes. It's a Wheel of Time copy written by an Ayn Rand worshipper

>it's a Mat loses a bag of Andoran weight gold crowns to Kaiji episode

>it's a one of elayne, nynaeve or egwene are stuck cleaning chamber pots in the tar valon residence dorms episode.

>>87628283
>it's an Aginor connects Elayne, Nynaeve, and Egwene in a human centipede episode

>>87628369

>it's a Lanfear wants Lews Therin to sit on her face episode.