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WHY DOESN'T HE JUST TELL PEOPLE HE DIED AND SHOW HIS SCARS?
Seriously, it drives me crazy how this goes unaddressed by so many characters. I feel like that would atleast make him seem more believable.
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>>85808698
Because no one would believe him
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Being dead and coming back to live I'm sure has many roots in dark magic.
If you tell that to any conventional person in Westeros they'll likely call you a dark mage or some undead wight freak and kill you for it.
Dany might empathize with it -somewhat-, considering she's able to wade through fire with literally no problems, but she's seen what the warlocks of Qarth can do and I wouldn't call it far-fetched if she thought it to be magic like theirs.
It'd instill fear in some if you said "I've died and came back to life" and then showed how you died.
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>>85808698
They need to pad the show out another 2 seasons or whatever despite only having about 3 episodes worth of material
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New Kino Edition.
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>>85808372
Did you move? Looks really clean and comfy.
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usually with the shades drawn and with the extra monitors turned off
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>>85808508
I didn't move, but I did rearrange the apartment.
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Is she /ourgal/?
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I want to milk her cows if you know what I mean
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She is a redpilled aryan.
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>>85808343
yes
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Was it kino?
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>>85807914
one of the comfiest coziest shows of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJY1s8v7XHE
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>>85807914
definitely
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Reminder that "is it kino" spam is some cunts shilling for their shitty youtube channel that is using it as their slogan
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Just saw this, did I like it?
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>>85807862
no it sucked
Prometheus was a 6/10, maybe a 7. Alien: Covenant is a 4 at best
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>no forearm hair
eww
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‘The Dark Tower’ Tested So Poorly That Sony Considered Replacing Director
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>The new piece, intriguingly titled “‘The Dark Tower’: Clashing Visions, Brutal Test Screenings Plagued Journey to Big Screen,” details a fraught production, capped off by terrible test screenings and a persistent rumor that studio brass at Sony and Media Rights Capital sought to replace director Nikolaj Arcel, or at least bring in another helmer to fix issues that arose from said screenings and other post-production worries.
>Various sources reportedly told the outlet that “the creative process — particularly in post-production — was plagued with problems and clashing visions.” The article adds that “three blind screenings last October, shown before final effects work had been completed, confirmed fears that the picture was a mess. Audiences at the test screenings couldn’t understand the mythology and rated the film poorly.”
>The outlet also reports that “Sony and MRC spent $6 million on reshoots to fill in more backstory,” much of it aimed at clarifying the intense battle between Idris Elba’s The Gunslinger and Matthew McConaughey’s The Man in Black. Additionally, reshoots reportedly focused on ways to “better familiarize audiences with Mid-World, the film’s magical setting,” ultimately leading to the cutting of five minutes of exposition and the addition of a new scene that combined “ideas that had been sprinkled throughout the picture.”
>Although the story claims that “when Arcel delivered an early cut of the picture that alarmed Wiczyk and Rothman, they considered bringing in a more experienced filmmaker to recut it,” both men deny the allegation. Other sources told Variety that Sony and MRC decided against bringing on another filmmaker (perhaps because it “would have been too costly”), but that studio brass, along with producers like Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman, “remained heavily involved” in the editing process.
http://www.indiewire.com/2017/08/the-dark-tower-test-screenings-replace-director-1201862374/
*inhales audibly*
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>>85806604
yeah because test audiences have NEVER ruined a movie before
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>>85806604
The worst thing aside from turning Roland into an eggplant was making everything else look so generic and bland. Like the studio was trying to hide that it's an adaptation of a Stephen King book or something. What makes the Dark Tower series work is that it's a dozen different genres being smashed together, but there's nothing about this movie that seems to get the point across.
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>>85806604
>Sony Considered Replacing Director
Try the actor?
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What is the best Stephen King adaption of all time, TV or Theatrical?
The worst?
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MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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The Dead Zone is my favorite, but I really love Creepshow.
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>>85806104
Currently watching it right now. It'sshit.
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The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
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>The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>The.Mummy.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
Say goodbye to hardcoded Asian subs, folks. This really shitty movie is now available for you to feel bad about paying for.
Experience it in true iTunes WEB-DL
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>>85806053
kys
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>>85806053
Thanks for the heads up bro
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>>85806053
>calls movie shit
>makes a point of informing people it's out
Are you, dare I say it, /tsundere/?
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>"Are you some kind of Phantom Menace?" - Nute Gunray
>"Attack of the Clones, this is" - Yoda
>"So this is your grand "Revenge of the Sith", Anakin? Ha ha ha" - Obi-Wan
>"This New Hope will fight in the Star Wars" -
Leia
>"Quick! Get out of the base before the Empire Strikes Back!" - Random rebel soldier
>Well well, if it isn't the Return of the Jedi. How cute." - Sheev
>"I guess The Force Awakens in different ways" - Han Solo
Weird how no one picks up on these
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>>85806040
>After all these years, we have been living in Madagascar
What did King Julien mean by this?
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>>85806040
Kek, this actually happened in Rogue One
>What's your codename?
>Uh...um Rogue
>Rogue...One
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>Your Highness. The transmission we received. What is it they've sent us?
>Hope. A New Hope™.
Was this really necessary?
Explain this showfags
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>>85805378
obviously euron had magical powers and he could summon the fog at will
not even fellow hardened pirate lesjoy could....see it coming
*ba dum tss*
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>>85805378
King's Landing and Dragonstone are that close and nobody bothered to fucking capture it in all this time?
Thanks D&D you hacks
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>>85805378
Tbf, we don't know exactly where he went with 2/3
Who else is in full support of MDE and all of their work say I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eKOknty0x4
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>>85805120
I'd support them more if my book I ordered months ago would ship.
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>>85805120
Get a job Sam, you're 32 years old.
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Pitch me an idea for a movie with those two as leads. Who is the director? (hard mode: not Refn)
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>>85804447
The Locker Room, starring Tom Hardy as Aniki and Ryan Gosling as Leatherman
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gay soldiers in afghanistan directed by lynch
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>>85804447
Nice Guys 2 (Big Guys)
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What is the worst capeshit?
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>>85804171
Is that supposed to be reviewbrah?
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All of it.
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Logan
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Sgt Brad Colpert seemed like a pretty intelligent and educated guy, why did he join the Marines?
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People do strange things for a sense of purpose. There are plenty of smart Marines out there, who by all rights could have made a better, safer, and more fulfilling career out of something else. But people want to feel part of something bigger that they believe matters.
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>>85802196
Not all Marines are uneducated meatheads. Most of those who are, don't get past the most basic ranks. Of course there are exceptions like Encino Man.
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How dare someone serves their country
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They literally have kids with cancer writing quips for them
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>>85801725
what is the quip?
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Do you think a little boy wrote this part, too?
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It wasn't because of the dialogue it was all about the delivery. Fuck that lets just virtue signal.