They literally have kids with cancer writing quips for them

>>85801725

what is the quip?

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Do you think a little boy wrote this part, too?

It wasn't because of the dialogue it was all about the delivery. Fuck that lets just virtue signal.

humour is a coping mechanism, why shouldn't someone with cancer be able to make a joke?

>>85801768
I know him from work

>>85801725
>Marvel's Make-a-Quip Foundation

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>granting make-a-wish request for dying cancer kid
Yeah, what a bunch of fucking losers. Good thing we DC fans are too reservedly witty and intelligently nihilistic for such pedestrian concerns.

>>85801805
Because /tv/ are a bunch of humorless cunts

>>85801805
except marvel is making these kids with little time left on earth write 50 jokes a day or they won't get their wish, it's sick.

>>85801783

Yeah probably.

>giving kids cancer so they get sad and need to emote through comedy then stealing their jokes and giving them no money for it

its seriously amazing how far kikes will go to reach new levels of jewdayism

>yfw marvel has hundreds of cancer stricken kids chained to their beds with pen and paper and they don't get any chemo if they don't meet the joke quota

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>>85801858

>Cambodian sweat shop make-a-wish kids

>>85801805
If baneposting has taught us anything it's that cancer will constantly try to tell jokes.

>>85801725
If it is that "I know you... from work" joke than she is right

The only quip that made me giggle

>marvel movies are bow written by kids
I hope they overcharge them when they buy the reviews

>>85801858
>>85801901
>>85801927
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you have no shame?

>GIVE THEM THE ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION
>NO PLEASE STOP MR. DISNEY JEW I HAVE MELANOMAS ALL OVER MY SPINE
>MORE SKIN CANCER
>MORE QUIPS
>WRITE MORE

Cancer kids write better than DC.

>kids with cancer are better than marvel's "professional" writers

>>85801991
Why are you here?

>>85801927
I might be alone here, but I find that unacceptable

>>85801991
Why should I be ashamed of making a joke? Cause a jew from Disney didnt get to profit from it?

yada yada you can beat cancer yada yada but I cant, sir

>>85802054
They're probably better than DC's as well, considering the kid's writing actually got complimented on.

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>>85801812

A Marvel employee is writing down the jokes posted in this thread right now.

>>85801927
>>85802128
http://thatwasnotok.com/

>>85802225
Kek

>>85802132
>jew
Shut up.

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>>85801812

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>>85801901
I hope people laugh at my jokes at the theater or the marvel executives said they'd come back

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>>85802327
How can we monetize this post?

>>85801811
That's kind of funny I guess. Better than fucking orange slices.

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>>85801783

>>85802269

Kill yourself faggot.

>>85801991
here's your (you)

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>>85801812

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>>85801991
>lol snyders daughter is dead
>Wow I'm triggered by people making fun of quip cancer kids
Marvelkeks are pathetic

>>85801858
kek

>>85801840
>nihilistic
MoS and BvS were quite the opposite

more like make-a-quip foundation lol

>>85801991
>>85802128
>>85802236

Did Tumblr redirect here today or what?

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>>85802225
>>85802040
>>85801840
>i don't understand DC so that automatically makes them edgy

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>>85802740
Remember when they were quipping about Snyders daughters death?

Some faggot thinks I'm on his team and wouldnt make fun of some fags death because I made fun of disney in this thread lads

lol stupid team consumercuck

i hope snyders daughter is writing quips in hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIS_snYrLA

Reminds me of an old sketch.

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>>85802860
>Im le centrist
Why do you come on this board?
Everyone here loathes you, no one cares what you have to say about superhero franchises you irrelevant faggot

>>85803119
>centrist
>as though you actually have to 'pick a side between jews 1 and jews 2'

is this fucking faggot actually a real person or a bot?

>>85803140
>throwing the word Jew as an insult
>on a Jewish invention
Kill yourself you nazinigger

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>>85801725
The Make-A-Wish "kid" was a 30 something year old manchild, right?

Warms my heart. This film is full of love.

>>85803140
And why the fuck are you complaining about Jews on a board devoted to talking about a media invented by Jewish people?
God you /pol/tards are so despicable

>>85802817
They are apathetic. Just like their Marvels. Geniunely the saddest fucks on /tv/.

>>85801858
pretty sure 90% of my wardrobe was made by slave children, I have no problem with that as long as the end result is of benefit to me.

OY VEY
How dare you speak ill of the jews? They're the most oppressed people in the world.

>>85801725
Kids can be pretty funny desu

Also, I'm not suprised. It seems like a thing Taika Waititi would do.

>>85803390
>resorting to memey replies
Please go back to r/t_d

>>85803440
Doesn't he fuck sheep?

Kids with cancer writing jokes and Snyder's daughter killing himself are both funny. Corporate console war fags need to fuck off back to /co/, /v/, /sp/, or any other pleb board where you judge a product based on team/brand loyalty over artistic merits.

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>>85802817
>they were
>everyone on this board is either a marvel fanboy or DC shill

>>85801991
But I'm dying, too. That renders me above all criticism.

Don't misunderstand. We're not really criticizing the kid. We're criticizing the practice. It was a shit idea when they did it with Bayformers and it's a shit idea now.

>>85803119

>disucssing superhero shit

Talking shit about somebody when you are literally a piece of shit idiot. Kys.

>marvel movies written by cancer
>DC movies give people cancer
it's like poetry

>>85803821
>ywn live in the timeline where all superhero fags catch cancer by watching cancer written by cancer

it would be like how they spread the AIDS virus amongst the fags and they kept fucking themselves in the ass and getting more AIDS even when they knew it would give them AIDS

>>85801783
MOMMMYYYY

>>85803597
>>85803814
Daily reminder that without capeshit /tv/ would have barely any traffic

>>85802040
Name single memorable line from Marvel.

Geez, what's with all the antisemitism? We can't be having that.

>>85803948

Ohh how terrible that would be if capeshit loving 16 year olds would not visit the site.
>it would be shit like back then but still 100 times better

Seems like the cancer has been passed onto the films.

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>>85802778
>understand DC
Oh no!

>>85803956
I wish I could forget lines from what DC has done. Wotan help me!

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>>85801991

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>>85803973
>>85804868
>these are the type of people who tell niggers to get off the internet because its a "white-man" invention

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>>85804310
>>85804413
>i dont understand films so i pretend to be smug: the post

>>85805131
Go back to facebook, kike.

>>85801725
>Implying quip kino is bad

>>85803956
Billionaire genius playboy philanthropist

>>85801812
have a (You) for effort

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NOW WATCH ME QUIP
NOW WATCH ME MEME
NOW WATCH ME QUIP QUIP
NOW WATCH ME MEME

>>85801927
Tippy top kek

>>85805502
JEW IT

>>85802132
youre on fire today, kid

He got cancer after writing that line though.

>>85801725
hating quips = hating cancer kids
marvel wins again

>>85801927
Jesus that was funny and fuck anyone else who doesn't think it is funny.

>>85807114
Fucking kek.

>>85802269

How many layers of bait is this?

>>85801725

i would do the same as hulk given the chance: smash anyone from work in a coliseum type death match

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>be marvel
>all the funny writers have been fired and replaced with sjws
>realize theyre so bad at writing jokes and can only write about rape
>turn to cancer kids for comedy
>mfw the kids use to write this joke might not even make it in time till the movie comes out in theaters

Oh gee, is there a way we can we get like a group of dying kids to write baneposting jokes for Marvel's films?

Quick! We gotta think of some way that DC can top this!

>>85801783
>how to make me watch a movie in one image

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>>85801927
>tfw no wojack child slaves

>>85811665
I mean they genuinely wrote a jar of urine into a movie as a plotpoint so they've clearly got a retarded kid in the works somewhere

>>85801927

>not saying quip quota instead

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>YFW /tv/ pretends to have cancer so they can write the next SpiderMan movie

>>85801783
Me

>>85803956
These are all off the top of my head
>I have an army; We have a hulk
>I'm always angry
>Billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist
>I am a god you dull creatures and I will not be bullied by a-(hulk smashes Loki up)
>I had a date
>Vengeance has consumed you, it's consuming them, I'm done letting it consume me

>>85803956
I understand that reference

>>85801812
ARROWS IN THE QUIVER
COMEBACKS IN THE QUIPPER

>>85812626
UHH, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A PARTY

>>85812626
All of these lines are from the same fucking movie.

>>85803381

But those clothes were made by soulless chinks. It's why nobody cares

>>85812767
tbf that is also the only Marvel movie I've seen.

>>85802590
She knew the risk of joining the Suicide Squad

>>85801812
That's funny. Do you have cancer, anon?

>>85801725
So that's why the scene was cringe

>>85801725
dude thats so messed up, you cant possible feel good about yourself for making a thread like this...

I am always bothered b the cancer kids. Nothing they do is right

>>85812373
>jar of urine
what? are you being literal, cuz i dont remember any jar at all

>>85813542
I believe that God lets them into heaven no matter what they do.

>>85801783
I' pretty sure I wrote that.

>>85803457
That reddit t_d divide and conquer insult became obsolete a month ago my guy.

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>>85813070
if you cant handle this sites humor then fucking leave already, otherwise lets talk more jokes about kids with ass cancer

>>85814532
based cancer kid

>>85801783
That's his nurse

>>85801725
>a kid with cancer has a better life than Anon.
Ouch!

>>85802740
They're pouring in from /co/

>DC movies are so bad they are outdone by a kid with cancer being allowed to write for the competition out of pity

Marvel is scraping the bottom of the barrel but DC is in a universe where barrels don't even exist so they just resort to eating shit out of public toilets.

>>85801927
Marvel "Make with he Quips, or you get the Whips" Studios

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>>85801812