Pitch me an idea for a movie with those two as leads. Who is

>>85804447
The Locker Room, starring Tom Hardy as Aniki and Ryan Gosling as Leatherman

gay soldiers in afghanistan directed by lynch

>>85804447
Nice Guys 2 (Big Guys)

Tom Hardy is throwing a party, but doesn't invite his friend Ryan Gosling. Ryan gets really mad, and decides to crash the party. Hijinks ensue from there. Directed by Brett Ratner

>>85804447
A comedy/crime film set in 1970s Los Angeles based around the disappearance of a porn star.

>>85804447
Drive 2: I still drive. For you.

Two guys off the coast of the Pacific Northwest that are on an expedition to catch Snow Crabs, during which they discover nothing at this pots about 300 miles off the coast and there's a huge storm that they can't outrun

I call it the Nootka Situation

>>85804592
mhmmmmm

>>85804447
A remake of FACE / OFF

Directed by Diablo Cody

Brokeback Mountain 2: Too Broke Too Back
>The two cowboys are back, now the US Government ask them to find and stop a bunch of horse thieves at every need. They will, while engaging in some exciting horse chasing they also will find the time to gain weights and rub each other with baby oil which is totally straight. Megan Fox as the tomboyish female cowgirl who needs no man but the two dudes will fall in love for. Directed by Michael Bay and some MDMA

>>85804661
>Gosling only moans and grunts through the entire movie

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>>85804447
Holy fuck. Silent autist man and mumbling man. That movie would actually be an experimental endeavor. I'd like to see that.

>>85804519
more like /our guys/

>Troubled Detective Marty Ingram (Ryan Gosling) investigates a murder-suicide committed by a young woman with mental health problems and engages in a cat-and-mouse game with Dr. Adam Pierce (Tom Hardy), a sociopathic psychiatrist who manipulates his patients into self-destructive behavior to test the limits of human resolve. Pierce soon becomes obsessed with Ingram, who remains stahlwart despite a string of traumatic experiences on the job, and makes it his personal mission to destroy him.

>>85804447
Untitled 1920's heist movie based in LA directed by Shane Black (Nice Guys, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Drive/The Drop/Nightcrawler crossover

>>85804948
Isn't this basically Hannibal

>>85804447
Ivanhoe Gambit
Gos as Lucas Priest and Hardy as Finn.

Time travel story. Basically they do cleanup. Sometimes cleanup means grenading every fucker that saw something they shouldn't have.

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Brokeback Mountain Remake
Directed by Sam Raimi

>New York City, 1976. Adam Kingston (Ryan Gosling), an ex-soldier who recently came home from Vietnam and never attended college, joins the New York City Police Department due to the influence of his cousin, a District Attorney. The other policemen, resentful of him, partner him with Jake "The Wall" Keller (Tom Hardy), a violent, rule-breaking veteran detective feared by cops and criminals alike. Adam and Jake are assigned the murder of a prostitute who was found dismembered on Central Park, and venture into the seedy underbelly of the city to uncover a conspiracy of illegal organ harvesting. While Adam struggles to ease back into a world he no longer recognizes after serving in the Armed Forces, Jake tries to maintain his grasp on reality and not descend into the madness and violent that lurked behind his head his entire life, threatening to turn him into a criminal as well.

>>85804948
This, but Hardy should be the detective and Goose should be the serial killer.

>two gambling brothers
>one is a former marine, the other is a NEET dropout but very tech savvy
>start gambling and cheating to win
>have to wear disguises so people won't recognize them
>get caught by the mob
>now on the run
>marine brother has a bunker full of guns
>commence action drama
>Marine brother dies at the end

>>85804948
Pure kino but seems familiar

Clearly we need

This Means War 2 directed by McG

>>85804447
A movie called "HARDY VS GOSLING" where both play themselves but as detectives that are tasked with investigating each other under false pretenses. They eventually start to try murdering the other and a battle ensues while the vilain, a mysterious online hacker named "4chan" uses the fight between the two (which causes plane crashes, fires, explosions) to reap the benefits by eating the chaos.

I didn't think this through.

>>85804447
Tom Hardy is a suicidal nihilist that has no friends, despite his main desire in life to be accepted by society. Gosling is his younger brother who views Hardy as the ignorant attention seeker that he is but can't be frank with Hardy about his foolish and convenient beliefs because he will retreat back into his shell. All the while Hardy's lashing out puts stress onto their parents who are barely scraping by as it is. Directed by me.

>>85804447
Gosling is a poor prospector in Alaska. One day his daughter is kidnapped by a band of marauders. Hardy is a depressed ranger since finding out his brother died in the civil war. Gosling asks for his help to get his daughter back. What Hardy finds out as he and Gosling go on the trail is that his brother faked his death in the war and is the leader of the gang.

>>85804520
i would seriously watch that

>>85805371
Could you please visit me ASAP?
Sincerely
Amy Pascal
Sony Pictures Studios. 10202 W Washington Boulevard. Culver City, CA

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>>85804555
this

>>85805492
>inb4 I already work for you

>>85804447
Tom's an ultra-manlet compared to Ryan, so do it about a Chad(Gosling) who cucks a beta manlet (Hardy).

>>85805287
>Gosling as marine
>Hardy as NEET

>>85805492
>Sent from my Sony Xperia Z2

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The Goose is a bar owner/bartender, Big Guy is an alcoholic. Goose must convince Big Guy that life is worth living. Slowly Big Guy stops drinking and does shit with his life. Goose's bar closes down from lack of business and Big Guy also starts drinking as a crutch because he came to depend on Goose's advice night after night. Together they go on a trip and light hearted shenanigans ensues and eventually they fall in love with each other and commit homolust suicide.

A boy falls in love with a boy.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the boys phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the boy, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the boy alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of him crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>85805807

ignoring your entire post, I laughed way too hard at that image.

>>85804486
blasphemy, the leatherman must be asian

>>85805910
fuck you

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>>85805945

>>85804447
Mad Max IV
Goose as the Goose
and Hardy as Max

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>>85805991
Is that aniki? I always thought he looked too young. How old is this kino anyway

>>85806028
that's the boss of the gym, Mark Wolf you philistine. It must be from the 90's or something, also fun fact, Lars Von Trier's production company produced Lords of the Locker room

The year is 2035. A series of grisly murders indicates that the notorious "symbiote" has seemingly returned after a 15 year absence.
Renowned scientist and tech giant, Dr. Peter Benjamin Parker (Gosling) will stop at nothing to put an end to the alien virus once and for all. But is all as it seems?

Directed by [Marvel Studios appointed yes-man who will miraculously make it great despite everything]

>>85804447
>>85804555
A real human Bane

>>85806121
It's Mark Wolff you philistine.

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>>85806214
confirmed mark wolff (thanks google)

>>85805488
>>85804520
>Brett ratner

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>>85806257
my name is not google

Remake of Bill and Ted 2, directed by Lars von Trier

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>>85806369
it is now nerdyboy

>Nightwing VS The Red Hood
Batman is severally injured while on the city with Nightwing (Gosling), the attacker is none other than fallen Robin, the Red Hood (Hardy). Nightwing must survive and takedown the damaged man wanting revenge on their collective father figure.

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All of you are trying to hard. Watch me make a billion dollar movie in 5 words or less.

Mad Max 2, Gosling becomes ally turned villain.

>>85804447
Short film: Plane scene from TDKR, now Gosling plays CIA.

>>85804447
Refn.

>>85804447
Goldeneye remake starring Hardy as 007, Gooseman as 006. Directed by Paul Greenglass.

>>85805218
Neat.

Remake Faceoff.

>>85806436
My favourite

>>85807325
Same idea but directed by Bravo Nolan

Hardy kills Gosling in the 1st minute so we never have to endure him through the rest of the film.

That's the plot.

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>>85806503
wait, is it google or nerdyboy?

>>85807020
You're a big human bean

While exploring the uncharted wilderness in 1823, legendary frontiersman Hugh Glass (Tom Hardy) sustains injuries from a brutal bear attack. When his hunting team leaves him for dead, Glass must utilize his survival skills to find a way back home while avoiding natives on their own hunt. Grief-stricken and fueled by vengeance, Glass treks through the wintry terrain to track down John Fitzgerald (Ryan Gosling), the former confidant who betrayed and abandoned him.

Tom Hardy wins the Oscar, as it should have been.

Paradise Lost

>Gosling plays Adam
>Hardy plays the Devil

Who plays Eve?

Waiting for Godot directed by Michael Bay and Nolan

>>85806133
I pray in 10 years were still bane posting

>>85804447
Kane and Lynch 2 >>85801384

>>85804447
Gosling is the new guy in prison, Hardy is a poweful and respected member of a gang.
Plot is the growth of their friendship, almost all dialogue driven, long conversations in the canteen, library etc. Backstories are established, Hardy talks about the last time his wife came to visit 1 year ago after he had been in prison for 5 years already, they had a huge argument and she never came back.
Gosling's crime isn't revealed until the end when it's revealed he murdered Hardy's wife.
Fight between the two when guards aren't around, Gosling somehow manages to kill him by strangling him (same way he killed his wife)

double dragon remake

directed by taika waititi

the original movie was dumb as shit, but with a fun cast and a fun director, this could be very kino.

>>85804447
Oh No Brother, Where am I
>Gosling is a cult leader and Hardy wants his sister back
>All takes place in San Fransisco or Seattle

A policeman changes face with a criminal and the criminal changes faces with the policeman. It would be fun for the two actors to play each other. Ryan Gosling could grunt and be uncharismatic and Tom Hardy could grunt and be uncharismatic.

Directed by Terence Malick.