Is she /ourgal/?

I want to milk her cows if you know what I mean

She is a redpilled aryan.

File: 1462059601171.png (31KB, 720x644px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 720x644px

>>85808343
yes

>>85808311
Kirsten Dunst is based, aged really well and is great in pretty much everything she's in

She's actually a really good candidate for /ourgal/

You could say I want to cumst in her cunst.

>>85808311
Based

I liked her in Hidden Figures. She played a racist woman who gradually realized that racism was wrong and that black women are just as smart as white woman, if not smarter.

File: spider-man-3-venom.jpg (90KB, 1200x546px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1200x546px

>>85808311
>the best ones

>>85810109
Still better than any of the neo-Spidermen

>>85808355
Nicole Kidman too.

I'd like to put my Dunst in her Cunst desu

File: images__3_.jpg (10KB, 251x201px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 251x201px

>>85808311
My /mommy/ for sure

did anyone save the "Raimi edition" of her response?

File: 1358924153060.gif (457KB, 390x293px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 390x293px

>>85809565
nice

>>85810873
Jesus, Raimi really didn't hold back on that one

File: Holland response.jpg (160KB, 1186x1012px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 1186x1012px

>>85808311
Tom Hollands response to that.

>>85808343
I want to have consensual sex with her, if you catch my Fast and The Furious Tokyo Drift

her nude scene in melancholia is pure BoobKino

>>85811344
Poor lad. He seems genuinely upset.

File: Lizzy-Caplan-Kirsten-Dunst.jpg (137KB, 766x1024px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 766x1024px

>>85808355
uh sweetie

>>85813313
He's a butthurt child faggot who made a shit remake of a shit remake.

>>85811344
He seems to be offended by Dunst's statement and is trying to cover up that fact unsuccessfully. Dunst seems to be mad that other Spider-man movies are being made. Oddly, Holland is being the bigger bitch here.

>>85811344
Why is Tom such a little baby? I know he's gay, but it doesn't mean he gets to act like a bigger girl than Kirsten Dunst.

>>85810109
They failed spectacularly because they succeeded spectacularly, whereas every one of the 39 reboots since has been like a branch of Wal-Mart opening.

>>85811344

Fucking hell, this says it all. Dunst was already a movie star with credible and interesting roles behind her; Holland is *grateful* to be employed in capeshit, would do it regardless of the money, and is *hurt* to think that some people don't want to see his garbage movie. Capeshit used to employ great people who were wiling to slum for the cash; now it employs embryonic nonentities who exist only to be cast in capeshit and will have nothing after it. End this cycle now, before the casting becomes a reality show.

>>85811344

Someone post him dancing in drag

>>85808311
Based Dunst.

>>85808311
Homecoming is objectively better than Spiderman 3 though. However it is pathetic compared to Spiderman 2.

>>85811344
Fuck sake, Dunst wasn't talking about Tom Holland anyway, she was referring to the studio, who keeps rebooting the franchise. He didn't even need to acknowledge this.

>>85808311
Sometimes I wish I was girl just so whenever I make some mundane observation people form a crowd around me clapping and cheering.

>>85814165
He got asked about it to be fair.
>http://screenrant.com/tom-holland-kirsten-dunsts-spider-man-reboot-criticisms/

>>85808343
I wanna put my dunst in Kirsten's cunst

BASED BLONDE WHITE WARRIOR GODDESS

>>85811344
He sounds so pissed

>>85811344
Pussy.

>>85814389
the thing I like about her the most recently is that she fell in love with meth damon on the set of fargo where the role played of a husband and wife and now they are engaged

it's cool to me because I always thought that guy was really funny looking, sort of like an everyman, but with just one too many or two few genes out of place

>>85814156
You need to re-watch Spiderman 3.

>>85813313
>>85813413
>>85813811
>>85814070
>>85814165
>>85814445
>>85814491
>>85813515

DCucks out in full force today.

>>85813324
She's kissing a white woman, that's pretty aryan to me.

>>85813515
>gay

he ain't

File: IMG_1374.jpg (15KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 200x200px

>>85811344
God what a fucking beta

File: youwhen.jpg (36KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x450px

>>85811344
Fucking hell this guy is just seething, that''s actually kind of funny. I wonder if they deliberate misquoted him for clickbait or if he really tosses and turns all night with thoughts of Kirsten Dunst laughing at all his failings and stepping on his balls like I do.

>>85814156
>redditors who use stupid shit words like objectively to convey a bad argument

>>85814603
Snyder is an embarassing hack, I've never seen a single DC film

>>85814676
I know /tv/ calls everyone a fag, but this board has pretty conclusively proven that he's bent.

>>85811344
What a bitch

>I'm not mad
>gives a paragraph full of statements

>>85814827
proven eh

>>85810813
You could say compared to the Raimi Trilogy there are no udders.

>>85814603
What does thinking the Raimi films have never been bettered have to do with being a DCuck?

File: 1497920651507.png (111KB, 420x282px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 420x282px

>>85811344
>i definitely am not doing this movie for the money

>>85815189
But his face looks like his mom DRANK when she was carrying him, and his potential as a movie star is clearly zero. I wouldn't be surprised if his desperate gratitude is genuine. His eyes are like knot-holes in wood, and it looks as though he'd been in some terrible accident and they replaced some of the skin on his face with meats from his ass.

>>85814603
Kek. No one mentioned DC, you're just a Marvelshill buttmad that his favorite franchise put out a mediocre movie.

>>85815301
>his potential as a movie star is clearly zero
Anon he's currently the lead actor in 3 franchises, he's clearly an insecure little bitch who requires validation. But lets not go crazy here.

>>85811344
>>85813313
>>85813413
>>85813515
>>85813811
>>85814445
>>85814740
>>85814777

>quote says he's not bothered
>/tv/ is convinced he's bothered

is this what autism is?

Can somebody PLEASE POST THE SAM RAIMI VERSION WHERE KIRSTEN REFERS TO THE MONEY HUNGRY KIKES AND THE JAPS

>>85815382
No, he's the leading passenger in three franchises. Don't you see how this shit works now? He's nothing, the franchise is the star. He's the employee of the franchises.

>>85815399
No, autism is when you can't detect that someone spending a paragraph of defensiveness saying "I don't care" testifies to how deeply they do care.

>>85815399
When you're genuinely not bothered by something, you don't need to mention you aren't bothered by it numerous times. It seems like you're the autistic one for being unable to read subtext.

>>85813324
It's heterosexual if the woman you're doing makeouts with has blue eyes

>>85815511
but what happens if someone asks you "are you bothered by this", in let's say, an interview context. would responding with you're not bothered make you bothered? is /this/ what autism is?

>>85815399
Imagine you're waiting for a bus, and two other people are also waiting for that bus.
They're talking, loudly.
Then you decide to tell them that you're not bothered by them being loud.
How do you think they would interpret that?

Also, imagine that the people in this scenario are human and not autistic.

>>85815399
An actual autist unable to see that Tom's obviously affected by Dunst's quote is calling everyone else an autist? Seems par for course on /tv/.

>>85815511
He genuinely doesn't seem that bothered though here it is at the 2.30 mark. Also this interview is retarded as hell.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5d6N4dipSk

File: 1386989890628.jpg (78KB, 655x560px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 655x560px

>>85815502
>>85815511
>>85815593
>>85815598

>>85815577
No, responding with several sentences about how you're a g-good person, and you're t-trying, before saying you don't even care, anyway, so whatever, anyway, that's cool, anyway, is insecurity, but not being able to detect that is autism.

>>85815593
Imagine you're waiting for a bus, and two other people are also waiting for that bus.
They're talking, loudly.
They turn around and ask you if that bothers you. You say no. How do you think a non-autistic person would interpret that?

>>85815616
He's an actor, not a writer. He can act like he's not bothered, but his wording makes it clear that he is.

>>85815653
Anon, I'm sorry, I'm worried this may be the autism I was wondering about.

File: 1440758761546.png (126KB, 402x398px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 402x398px

>>85815399
Hey I mean go right ahead call me autistic if it makes you feel better. I'm not going to judge you for being a dickhole. I am definitely on the spectrum. I mean, it's not like I wouldn't shitpost just as much even if my brain functioned noramlly, you know? All I know is that I have a lot of fun posting on this site and I absolutely enjoy everyone's company. If you want to try and make fun of me for being autistic, I don't really care. I don't hate you in any way, you're free to anonymously bully me all you want, go right ahead, it makes you look really cool and funny in the eyes of everyone else.

File: 1384065762527.jpg (27KB, 154x250px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 154x250px

>>85815744
>Hey I mean go right ahead call me autistic if it makes you feel better. I'm not going to judge you for being a dickhole. I am definitely on the spectrum. I mean, it's not like I wouldn't shitpost just as much even if my brain functioned noramlly, you know? All I know is that I have a lot of fun posting on this site and I absolutely enjoy everyone's company. If you want to try and make fun of me for being autistic, I don't really care. I don't hate you in any way, you're free to anonymously bully me all you want, go right ahead, it makes you look really cool and funny in the eyes of everyone else.


>it's not copypasta

thank you anon, i'll make great use of this

>>85811344
>not doing it the money proceed to say it is a job

which one is it faggot ?

>>85808355

lol Sisqo banged her during the filming of Get Over It

>>85815724
It's okay, I think it's good to find out, now you can work around it.

>>85815744
I like you, AutisticAnon.

>>85815831
He thinks it's important. He thinks it's like being a fireman or some shit. He is a silly boy.

>>85815966
I am an actor,a artist I inspire people, I am spiderman and now a hero to kids everywhere neet.

>>85810109
Spidey 1 and 2 were the best ones, just because 3 was a mess doesn't devalue the first two.

>>85816019
OH WOW CAN IT REALLY BE YOU, KNOTHOLE-EYES?!

>>85816054
Also, a bad film by an interesting director is better than a good film by someone who just signs off on a bunch of second-guessed identikit garbage.

File: mj.jpg (153KB, 605x870px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 605x870px

>there will never be an mj as good as her
i dont like how they changed her hair in the sequels

>>85811344
>im not mad
>really im not
>she is entitled to her own opinion
>she doesnt have to see it
>im not upset
>i am not doing this for the money
>im not mad

>>85816234
Agreed.

>>85811344
that's an awful lot of words so I'm just going to assume he's
>SEETHING

File: please save me from this nazi.jpg (232KB, 816x1222px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 816x1222px

>>85814662
Good goy
I want to be Lizzy's good goy tbqh