What's a good budget microscope? I'm a poorfag who lives around a lot of rivers, and I really want to see all the little critters who live in the water.
I don't need a fancy microscope, just something that I can see things of a moderately small size (I'm not trying to look at bacteria or anything)
Any recommendations? The cheaper the better.
If you're spending less than about $300 all the scopes you can find on ebay or amazon are about all the same. Ebay, you might find some old used stuff from an actual lab, but it will cost more.
>>9078200
try to get a second-hand expensive one, because the cheap ones are all shit
If you don't need it for serious work just go to amazon or ebay and buy a childrens/bigginer glass.
If you only want small magnification (like 60-100x) you can buy an electronic LED microscope for pretty cheap (less than 20USD for 100x magnification) and they're also a lot easier to carry around to a river than a full sized one
For example something like this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0066KS7B2/
Sure, not great quality but it's cheap and it will let you see fly dicks
Does anyone else here find neuroscience very creepy?
Gf is studying that shit
I gradualy went from "Wow this is indeed a very interesting subject" to "oh boy I never want to even think about that field anymore"
We don't want to think it be like it is, but it do.
The only part that disturbs me is how buggy and badly designed the functions of the brain all. Memory is sloppy and error prone, vision processing makes mistakes easily, etc. It really has shown the bad parts of its cobbled together design
Why don't scientists know philosophy?
e.g. Hawking, Dawkins
>>9078115
Too busy learning our fields
>Why don't philosophers know algebraic geometry ffs, such brainlets
>>9078115
the engineer is to a scientist what a scientist is to a philosopher
What about people like Leibniz and Bertrand Russell?
What's the most energy efficient way to cook bread?
By bread I mean a simple combination of just water + wheat flour.
High-efficiency microwave?
economy of scale
>>9078105
Flamethrower
>>9078105
Bread maker machine
>high school calculus
>brainlet teacher
>"taking the derivative means multiplying by the exponent and decreasing the exponent by 1"
>"integration is just the opposite, but don't forget the plus C :^)"
Most high school students don't care about the actual reasoning and why they do when they do. They just want to know how to do it for the test. The teacher just doesn't want to waste their breath on something no one's going to listen to
Whats wrong with that?
Seems decent for a high school course
>>9078088
t. American brainlet
If we were to restart the universe from the very beginning with the exact same base parameters and then let everything unfold naturally, would everything happen the exact same way, or are there some "events" which might depend on some probability that could be different ?
I'm talking about every single event, from every star and planet creation and positioning to every human interaction, even every human thought.
>>9077829
No, you still wouldn't get a gf
Yes, your mother would still not love you
Some things are physically impossible, doesn't matter how often you try
>>9077829
How could anyone possibly know the answer to this?
>>9077846
In the end, it doesn't even matter....
>ask the TA for some help
>"LOL just read the book its all there "
>book costs $120
>check library
>no copies left
if you do this, FUCK YOU
I'm not paying you $20,000 a year in tuition fees for you to fucking tell me to go read a book if I ask you for help.
>>9077706
Anyone who does this can't actually help you anyway. This is what TAs say when they don't remember because they took the course 5 years ago, but don't want to look like a dumbass.
>>9077706
what you don't understand is your TA learns by reading books, because there's hardly anyone to teach what he's trying to learn
man up
>>9077706
>I'm not paying you $20,000 a year in tuition fees for you to fucking tell me to go read a book if I ask you for help.
I'm not grading 100's of papers and answering 1000's of stupid questions that could be cleared up in chapter 1.
Friendly reminder IQ does not relate to intelligence and this board is simply autists circlejerking.
Sub 60 detected.
>>9077612
>IQ or "Intelligence Quotient."
>Does not relate to intelligence.
daily reminder that you can't support multiverse theory AND be against free will
I oppose the multiverse stupidity AND am for free will.
How does it feel being BTFO by a cartoon, OP?
8 years
>there are brainlets who shill for Sal "The khan/conman" Khan
>>9077332
His website sucks balls unless you are 12
His website is good
>>9077332
>budget david schwimmer
Really oscillates that amplitude
>>9077206
How the fuck did you fail this question? Have you never looked at a simple wave graph?
Science class?
Math class (sin&cos functions)?
A is the only one that makes any fucking sense kek
>>9077505
Amplitude is distance from equilibrium to peak dumbass. It's constant unless the wave is decaying, and even then it's not oscillating.
Why are postdocs in the US paid peanuts?
In Australia you do a PhD in 3 years, no teaching obligations, and you do a postdoc and get $80K or more.
In the US you do a PhD in 6 years, during which you're forced to teach for free, and when you graduate you can do a postdoc and get $50K.
Do professors just get paid a gorrillian so there's huge competition or something?
>>9077195
Well, 80k in Australia is like 60k here, so the difference isn't all that profound.
>Do professors just get paid a gorrillian so there's huge competition or something?
No, there's huge competition because:
1) academia is becoming a form of welfare for "achievers" who like to be given a scratch behind the ear and a gold star after they do (good thing).
2) Schools are becoming saturated with people who have followed an educational pipeline for their entire lives, have no idea how to exit the Kafkaesque operant conditioning chamber that society has created for under 22's and just assume that academia is a decent pathway into adulthood. So they just keep on chasing higher level degrees until they niche themselves as far as they can niche and the only place to go is sideways eternally.
The issue is too many people want to be students for the rest of their lives and see "bein uh professor" as a way to achieve this goal.
>>9077338
>have no idea how to exit the Kafkaesque operant conditioning chamber that society has created for under 22's and just assume that academia is a decent pathway into adulthood.
Hit me in the feels.
Started my PhD because I couldn't find a job.
Now I'm close to finishing my PhD and have applied for like 40 industry jobs but only got one callback
>>9077195
>postdocs in the US versus Australia
USA has a history of slavery.
Is Varg right that white people are descended from Neanderthals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02HZalIGsGg
>>9077140
Varg spent too much time on theistic Satanism.
However, why not?
>fly on airplane
>get 30x radiation you would on the ground
but hey at least i got there fast! :)
>not sneaking lead-lined cleanroom suit and a gas mask onto the plane every time you fly
>>9077075
Bane?
>>9077045
>30x near-zero number
INTEGRATE SIN(LN(X)) NOW
NOW!
NNOOWWW!!!!!!!!
APOLOGIZE
>>9076926
u = log(x)
No you integrate it
>>9076940
> log(x)
so base 2? i'm a computer science major you can't pull the wool over my eyes