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>>34757778
Did he get stabbed in the ass or did he seriously shot himself

>>34757811
Guy raped a little boy then got raped until his ass bled in prison

>>34757823
This was the second time he was rapped. The inmates fucked his stitches out.

Wonder how my dad got into my apartment

>>34757719
>you are a virgin
>we are going to see some hookers for you
dad I thought we were catholic

>>34757736
what this anon says

>>34757696
You're a faggot. Kill yourself.

Originall

>>34757696
It's not, everyone's a fucking dick on this board.

>>34757716
Compared to other boards, no way. Name a more hugboxy board.

>>34757691
Cause we don't want to meet someone like you. Simple as that.

>>34757772
The fuck are you talking about anon.
Just talk to girls and ignore all the perverts dudes. Not all chat websites are like omegle mongoloid

>>34757800
These fapping creeps hurt my gentle eyes.

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NORMIES BTFO

orisoottoost

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Mr Robot and Mr Normie

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little bit more than friends here

>>34757596
Be yourself, you'd be surprised what they like

>>34757609
>bee urself
Only ever works when "yourself" is something else.

>>34757638
So it doesn't work?

I think you'd be happier with someone who likes you honestly than someone who just likes your fake Chad alias

>>34757566
please dont say this is scarllet hohanson

I still haven't found an explanation as to why the thumbnail for that Simpsons live stream was fanmade porn.

>TFW NO HOT WAR INTERROGATION SCENE bf

>>34757561
yes it think it really is that easy to make a wine type substance

Just google it dude

I'm sure there are more guides to making alcohol than there is time to read through all of them

>>34757561
48 hours doesn't seem long enough

>>34757504
Maybe you shouldn't have shit your pants in class

>>34757504
you are quite comical

>hey anon, what do you think of Stacy? *giggles*
>mumble and awkwardly resume class

>Asian girlfriend
>girlfriend
>"girl"friend
hmmm...

Because they're shit at sex

>>34757470
They give good head tho

>>34757425
Cultural appropriation. Someone start a hashtag.

>>34757425
Black girls aren't human.

who the fuck cares what niggers do god damn take this shit back to /tv/ where it belongs

>>34757409
You're a demonic person. Fuck off

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>>34757409
>ywn be able to suck your own dick

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>ywn be a self-fellating demon bf(male) to a wistful robot
I don't know what I ever did to deserve this

>tfw crippling depression since age 11
>lost interest in movies, books, comics, manga, anime and video games by age 13
>do nothing but internet
>tfw 26 now and made like 2 friends and just now realizing how much i missed out on because I can't talk to them about any recent pop culture
>tfw can't even relate to other losers

pls just end my life

>finally get high speed Internet connection
>finally get decent income
>finally get a nice computer
>it's too overwhelming to spend every waking moment watching Anime just so I can recognize the source of every reaction image on 4chan
>even if I do somehow get caught up there's tons of new anime and manga I have to familiarize myself with just to be able to make small talk with someone my age

>>34757392

Pffft.

You dont need to win the lottery to do those things.

Just a job.

>>34757383

Why are you losing them ? Did you do something wrong?

>>34757383

pro tip: it was never your friend, only in your mind

just be like me and have no friends, who needs them?

>>34757383
I know the feel, what happened?

Realize that existence is fun.

>>34757342
You internalize it and then just wait to die

Be yourself
Be yourself

BEE YOURSELF
BUZZ BE
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BEE BE BE BE YER
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B e yourSELF

BE YOURSELF BE YOURSELF be your self BE YOURSELF BE YOURSELF BE YOURSELD BE YOURSELFBEYOURSELFBEYOURSWLFBEYOURSELF BE YOURSELF BEYOURSELF BE

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BE YOURSELF