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How do i gain life experience

what am i to do
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>>34773331
rape a bitch
kill a nigga
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What have been doing last years ?
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>>34773369
OP isnt a nigger

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>tfw KV
>tfw started to pickup girls
>tfw brown spic manlet (5"7)
>tfw never clearly a chad, but average
>tfw that shitty widow peak that is basically stage two of balding
>tfw no hopes
>tfw in my first four days of college started to approach all girls I saw alone
>tfw doing that teach me valuable pua lessons that are more important than the BS pua books I read
>tfw pua is BS, and being confident is enough
>tfw the confident meme is true
>tfw got like 15 cellphone numbers
>tfw only a 1% success rate IRL
>tfw from 15 girls numbers only 4 are talking to me
>tfw my confidence went throught the roof
>tfw lost my shaking hands
>tfw learned to have confidence talking to girls
>tfw I got rejected clearly by two girls, no big deal
>tfw I've became alpha
>tfw surrounded by betas
>tfw tired of all this pickup BS
Is fun, but I feel emotionally tired and used, is doing pickup even worthy?

Is clearly fun, but is hard work.

And for the betas here, girls don't give a fuck if you're average or even ugly.
Clearly real life experience teached me valuable lessons and show me the Chad r9k is an excuse of losers for not becoming alpha.

But yeah, girls can smell if you're a beta, but actually trying to talk to random girls alone in the library or in the cafeteria will give you extreme experience.

I will keep getting more numbers, right now I do understand that even getting fit doesn't matter, as long as you're not extreme overweight, but yeah, being fit helps, as long as you're also alpha, they're like RPG bonuses, they multiply.

So, to all the betas here, is possible to become alpha in a short period of time, is in the mindset, not in your body.

Also, lifting for girls is for fags.
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pic 2 mothafucka.
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picture 3, last.
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Bien por ti. Que queres que te haga una fiesta, pete?

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/Hand/ thread

Post hands, request hands, laugh at hands, critique hands

Requesting anon who posted this hand to post another
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handlet here

i wish i could get gene therapy

i would rather be fat than bony
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>>34773275
Post hand famagamkolo
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>>34773209
Damn, OP. That's a nice hand.

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BLACKED!

Not even your precious east aryan waifus are safe from the BBC.
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>>34773197
good thing most of japan hates niggers and knows how stupid they are
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>>34773197
like I give a shit about your perception about dicks.
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japanase women were literally made for bbc

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From how high does one has to jump in order to ensure death? That's a purely hypothetical question
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Pls respond, it's purely hypothetical
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http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/jumping-high-building

Personally, I'd go with shotgun mouthwash but I don't have easy access to firearms so the good old rope it is.
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>>34773079
The body is extremely resilient and there's cases of falling people reaching terminal velocity and still "surviving" (as a vegetable).

Why don't you go out Taxi style and shoot up some criminals?

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Why are so many boys becoming girls?

Progressive media, BPAs, more access to like-minded people via the internet?

Why is it so popular?
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>>34773075
It's becoming more accepted, people who're trans find it easier to come out and people with a fetish don't face the same kinda stigma they may once have for wanting to be a cute girl
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>>34773075
It should be more popular, bottoms and vagina (boipussy) are in high demand. Also if your below 6ft and penis is under 6.5 long you should start HRT. Small penis is not masculine and is more of a boiclit then true dick.
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Because we are under attack and hardcore biogical warfare including but not limited to estrogenic compounds in our food, and brainwashing young white men into thinking their pee pee is a vagino makes them easier to control, weaker, and infertile which renders their bloodline dead and their future nonexistant. Revolt against degeneration

I just wish you would treat like like a human being. Id give my last breath and dying minute to please you, anon. Why must you always be so angry and dissmisive. You told me I was always dissmisive and never wanted to fix any problems I had - well almost all are fixed besides us. You dont talk to me you just insult me. How am I suppose to feel?
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>>34773058

Im always here, you gotta give me a minute my brain doesnt work right, but you'll see im a bretty good guy. Hows about we set up a date?
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>>34773239

FUCK OFF STUPID IDIOT THIS MESSAGE WAS NOT FOR YOU REEEEEEE
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>>34773058
date = other modes of contact

this isnt my schizophrenia acting up again is it?

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College feels thread.

>to much of a brainlet to finish essay
>ask professor if he'll take what i have for partial credit
>"no"
>ok, could i email you a....
>"no"
>o-oh ok

Fuck college. Post college feels.
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>>34772999
Does your professor hate you?
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>>34772999
you should have joined the marine corps
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>>34773030
I dont see how. I've never even talked to him before today

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HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING HE ISN'T REPLYING
I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE THROAT
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>>34772971
Who isn't replying anon?
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>>34773007
"HE" ISN'T REPLYING
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>>34773022
hi im replying wassup

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Why don't you start working out and become a Chad?

Pic related, it's Chad and Brad.
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It doesn't fix your utterly horrible personality, trust me.
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What the fuck is wrong with their faces? This guy's are ugly af, I hope you know that lmao
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>Working out
>Looking like this

That physique is based on a very strict set of exercises and repetitions. If you're just into lifting weights and seeing how much you can lift, you'll most likely look like a bear eventually - not like that.

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i hate seeing the girl who broke me live a good life
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>>34772900
>i hate seeing the people/bullies who broke me live a good life
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blind them, paralize them neck down, cut their hearing, acid, or wait for their first child to be born and take it
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>>34772900
You forget that she's a women and has basically no life force.

you should feel happy you are a man.

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Have you taken the Lagrangepill yet?
Why don't you do something useful with your time?
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>>34772852
Like what? I'm in schooling currently.
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>>34772852
Are we really doing this?

This is now a bogpill thread
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because i'm not a fucking genius, i threw myself into mathematics but i'm no lagrange

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Who /sociopath/ here?

>Cannot relate to others, see them all as different beings than myself
>Around people I am but an actor in a play
>Manipulate everyone for personal gain with complete disregard
>People are quite literally nothing more than a game to me
>Despite all of this seem completely normal
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I have sociopathic tendencies, but I could never outright manipulate other people because of my low self esteem and crippling anxiety.
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>>34772815
if i had a dollar for every time someone had to explain that manipulating people and not caring isn't sociopathy because after talking with them for 30 minutes it turns out they're pretty neurotypical and do have a sense of right and wrong and do end up caring what people think, fnord i would be a millionaire
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>>34772815
You know what's really funny? When these normies act like they're some sort of supreme being and act like they see through you. Bitch stop pretending to br able to "read" me, what you see is what I'm choosing to let you see you dumb fucking cunt.

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I just can't handle university, i'm behind in all my classes and too depressed to work on any of them. I am thinking of telling my parents I want to drop out to work on a youtube channel. Do you think if I explain the revenue chances on youtube if I make quality content they would be ok with that? they pay for everything for me so it does matter what they say even though im technicqually an adult.
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What makes you think yt will work out if uni didn't?
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Listen kid. I've been in your situation.

You will sorely regret this most likely and get like 100 views on your YouTube content. You can easily do it as a side hobby until you see you get consistent viewer$hip. I wouldn't abandon any solid plans until then.

It's not too late to saddle up and make a B, C, or maybe even an A in all your classes.

The moment you're afraid to go to your classes is when you're on the wrong track. It can be fixed.
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>>34772988
you're probably right, truthfully I just don't know what to do with my life, I have trouble being motivated to do anything. I don't enjoy most hobbies, I don't know what career I would ever be happy in. ive never had many friends and the only social contact I have is therapy. I don't know if youtube would work, but I don't know what else to do. I don't seem to be able to adapt to life like everyone else. I just want to live and be happy.

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hey robots have you ever had surgery/stayed in the hospital?

i need some benign tumors removed and im gonna stay in the hospital overnight. what is it like?
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>>34772665
I had to stay in the hospital for a while for heart failure, then a psych ward for two months immediately afterward.
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>>34772665
for once in your life you get some decent shut eye and a moment of peace, sit back and enjoy it anon.
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>>34772665
It's like college but for sick people

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