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Anyone want to play Dota 2 with me?

or Cs go

I used to play really competitively now I'm just 4.3k memer. I don't play ranked anymore. Looking for anyone who also plays just for fun. If I were to play seriously, I'd play carry. My top heroes are Antimage, Troll and Terrorblade.

But I actually only play jungle these days or safe lane.

I'm okay with any mmr/any position

Bonus if you are a grill.
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>>34836181
What do you think about the 7.0 changes anon?
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I'd consider it, but I'm shite at the game.
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>>34836216
It's a continuation of the fight heavy meta. Shrines really changed the game. Personally since I jungle a lot, the shrines make it easier for me to jungle but for anyone playing the game seriously, it focuses the map towards the mid and radiant offlane a lot more.

I'd say radiant is a bit stronger but I could be wrong.

Overall pretty cancer because there isn't any use playing for the ultra late game anymore. Most teams try to end by the 40-50 minute mark. I liked playing the long and grueling games.

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Another birthday spent on the chans
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>>34836155
Let me be the first to welcome you

Happy birthday faggot
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happppy birday
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If you spend your birthday on 4chan let's face it you wouldn't have actually enjoyed being in a bar or a club with a group of friends anyway.

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A girl I loves with all my heart cheated on me and we broke up. Blah blah blah everyone here is as familiar with that story as the back of their dick. What I have to talk about is the time of regret, the thoughts of possibilities, questioning if I should have just stayed with her because I would never find another who would love me, not to mention the thoughts of vengeance. She called me yesterday crying to me after years of no contact saying she should have realized what she had. How am I supposed to feel here? I'm not sure I've cared for quite some time. Anyone else experience something like this? What did you do or think?
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Stay away from, her you were right to leave her. She made her bed now she can sleep in it. Don't let her guilt trip you into using you again
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>>34836095
Don't get back together with her, she's done it once before, will probably do it again and it's taken YEARS for her to come back? It's probably because she's lonely and the guy she slept with left her or something like that. She'll use you and leave you when she's done. You don't need that shit Anon
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>>34836095
>if I should have just stayed with her

No. It is really that simple

Don't be a fuckhead

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>Turn 20 in 14 days
>In 14 days I won't be a teenager
>In 14 days I would have completely missed out on teenage love

I don't know what to do anons
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>turn 20 in July
I have no clue wth I'm going to do about it. I really never thought I would see that day I actually made it 20. Nothing has changed at all and it fucking sucks.
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>>34836022
>Drop out of college
>Keep lying to "friends", pretending I am still going to school
>Sit on the computer all day doing nothing
>One of them confronts me about it
>"Are you still taking classes anon? You are on the computer a lot lately"
>"O-oh yeah I am still in classes. I'm just on break right now is all."
>"When did break start?"
>Tfw I don't know when break is for my college
>"L-last week"
>"Okay anon."
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>>34836123
>failed half of my classes last semester
>told parents I would do better this time
>haven't gone to classes in two weeks
>lie and keep saying I'm doing fine
Uni is the real test of how can actually make it in the world.

im laid off and broke, whomst'd could possibly buy jimmy johns for my pathetic ass. i specify JJ cause theyre open till 3
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Heckin' bunmp
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have anotha one
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round tres

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Just turned 18. Is tinder a good idea for dating?
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>>34835900
>Just turned 18. Is tinder a good idea for dating?
no
if you aren't a normie it's a waste of time

also it requires facebook which no decent person should have
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Tbh trying to just get some what is the best idea???>>34835923
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>>34836009
go to >>>/adv/ and ask there

this is not the advice board

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This place does nothing but reinforce my negative beliefs about the world, which means I stay the same.

I gain absolutely nothing from being here. So why do I keep coming back?
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>>34835885
Why do prisoners go back to their cells?

Because they can't leave
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>>34835885
I agree with you anon, this place especially ingrains unhealthy notions about the world which are unnecessary, mostly inaccurate and cause you to have a negative outlook on life.
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You come back because accepting your situation and feeling bad about yourself around other people who understand your feelings is easy. The same reason we all come back.

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im 22
living with grandparents
18 yr old cousin comes to sleepover weekly
shes a 10/10 model
wearing booty shorts and high cut shirt
stretches so i can see underboob
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i want to fuck her so bad were barely related at all

im not complete robot. solid 8/10 live a good social life but wow i really want to fuck her god damnit.
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Just go around half naked like she is.

Let nature riiide
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>>34835852

>"Could you put on some more clothes?"
Look all flustered and shit, like you're trying really hard not to think of fucking her
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Show us some pics anon, we won't judge your incestuous tendencies

Fembots

They genuinely bamboozle me. On one hand, they enrage me. It's a bunch of roasties cunts harvesting orbiters and taking part in vapid attention seeking. Having numales max out their threads with replies and making "fembot" threads daily. On the other, they fucking confuse me. I have become partially convinced that it is some weird ERP thing where men are pretending to be women. Or that it is something being orchestrated by a group of anons just wanting to play around with the betas of r9k. Or maybe it is a even larger group consisting of "fembots" and their numale followers, which would be some next level meme magic. That last one is unlikely. But have you ever even seen a timestamped picture in a "fembot" thread? These threads really need to stop.
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H-hello? Pls.
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>>34835796
HI friend, I agree.
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They should stop, but you can't unfuck r9k its become a 'trap' and can't go back.

What does r9k think about Morrowind?
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I like mason more

^_^
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>>34835578
Kill random degenerates, take their skooma, get high and do it all over again. The simple life of a bandit.
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I wasnt crazy about it, there was almost too many elements to be considered an "RPG" - I would clasify it as more of an "ARORPG" instead

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>being unironically called a 'n00b' in 2017
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>>34835505
how about you get better OP and stop feeding instead of laughing at the dude who can't stand you because you're shit because he was cringy for a couple seconds.
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>>34835844

>OMG BRAUM FUCKING FLASH AND DIVE THE ADC. YOU ARE LEVEL 2! WE SHOULD BE GETTING DOUBLE KILLS BY NOW
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>>34835844
Someone unironically called him a noob in 2017. This is cringy and behind the times even by facebook standards this needs to be addressed.

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Drunk and thinking about her, anyone else doing the same.
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>>34835404
Let it all out, Anon. I will listen.
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Killing her.
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>>34835404
What's her name, Anon? Are you okay?

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IT:We post things that will improve the quality of life of aspies on this site

Clip your fingernails atleast once a week

Always keep your nose clear, you will receive more oxygen and will have more energy

Shampoo is for cucks

Lift, an ugly aspie that lifts and becomes buff will always be happier than one that doesnt lift...go on /fit/ more productive than the other boards on this site
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>shampoo is for cucks
Debatable. I stopped using it myself, now I use white vinegar and conditioner

Books have plenty of knowledge on working psychology (not any of that Psych 101 bullshit like actual usable why-do-people-do-this psychology), social skills, and self-actualization stuff that will help you attain a post-chad naturally happy mindset
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>IT:We post things that will improve the quality of life of aspies on this site
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>>34835345
any book recommendations anon?

orignalio spaghetti o

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Is it true that milk from feminine penises tastes sweeter?
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>>34835229
Semen from a feminine cock tastes like sweet condensed milk
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>>34835229
>Is it true that milk from feminine penises tastes sweeter?

I don't know but I would be interested in trying
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>>34835229
What's true is that milk from vegan penises/vaginas is sweeter, or at the very least tastes objectively much more pleasant than non vegan penises/vaginas. No, this isn't a joke.

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Meanwhile in bizarro /r9k/...
originalajsdfjasdfjasjfajsdfslfkajsflkadsjfkldjsafkljasdklfjlasdjfklasdjklfafuckyourobot
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>be malebot
>tfw no qt fembot gf
Why do fembots think we can't be lonely?
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I'm so excited to travel to Argentina this summer!

SO glad I worked hard in high school to get a full ride at UCF where I majored in comp sci <3
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>>34835272
>tfw attending ucf for computer engineering
Wanting to die everyday

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