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>>34861343
That'd be kind of scary desu. Assuming humanity hasn't killed itself off, the world would be such a different place it'd be like being in another dimension.

>>34861343
what's going to happen in 8030?

>>34861389
the world will have contacted with aliens far more superior than us, but very caring and gentle at the same time, and we will be drinking our morning coffee on different planets of our choice due to the technology shared with us.

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>out walking by myself
>some woman comes up to me
>tells me her car broke down and she needs money
>keeps pestering me even after I repeatedly tell her I don't have any money
>have my hand in my pocket, messing with my phone
>the woman keeps "stealthily" eyeing my phone in my pocket while pestering me
>walk away and realise she thought I had a wallet in my pocket
I'm still not sure whether she genuinely needed the money or was just a thief, but she seemed sketchy as fuck the way she was eyeing my pocket.

>>34861234
Did you beat the living daylights out of him for that?

>>34861429
>robot beating anyone up
lmao. Surprised he didn't apologise and give the hobo some more money

Call a friend. Have them watch over you.

>>34861220
I don't have any fiends though.
This is fucked man.

Hope it's something deadly. A good junkie is a dead one.

>yes (but I don't want to break up with you just yet)

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>>34861204
>"I'm a fucking whore with no redeeming qualities, and this is the sacrificial shit test"

>>34861204
>Yes but [mental gymnastics here] it so it doesn't count

>>34861183
I need a picture of tartan blanket pepe on my wall so that when I wake up miserable I can at least smile at something.

>>34861183
Today might be the day neet friend.

Stressful office financial job getting me down.

I dun goofed too and might get shit for it.

Fair well neet friend. Seems you were correct all along

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>>34861183
>Wake up, wagie! Hey!
have we started the fire?..

Escapism?

Sir, I live here

>>34861168
Yes, I'm in the toilets are work. Wana run away desu

>>34861168
>>34861224
Should I run away?

Orgiblock

Damn. I'm a fat piece of shit and I don't even eat that much. What the fuck? How do you not have diabetes and high blood pressure>

I ate 800 grams of mixed vegetables and 200 grams of chicken breast

>>34861099
I don't eat this much very often, only on special occasions. Anything I don't eat will be leftovers for the next day.

But I honestly feel like shit today and food makes me feel better. It's something to look forward to in my lonely life.

got some cheap stillhouse

thought of 3dpd for like 2s

now gonna fap to 2d thicc office succ gg

then wait for aggie LS

I'm going to sit in a mcdonalds with my friend, drink some booze and whine about all the mistakes we've made. Not what I wanted, but still not all alone.

At tafe a grill I kind of know but not really hugged me and pushed her boobs against me. The last couple times we interacted last year she was kind of touchy-feely as well. Its probably just my imagination anyway but the worst part is that I'm not even that attracted to her even though she is cute.

>>34860981
just date someone 4 years older

or something like that

you sound 2 so yeah he's cool :)

Things work differently with you queers, so who knows.

I don't think I do anything on purpose that makes me creepy, but from experience I know that I come off as creepy, so I'm going to say yes.

>>34860977
>/r9k
>creep general

You are in the worst possible place to make this thread.

Most of creeps have no idea they are creeps. Some suspect it, but are not honest with themselves about it.

But sure, I'll bite. I'm a creep. I didn't realize it for a long time. After I gradually realized it, I just stopped hitting on girls.

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>>34860977
looks like the dream man

He work hard to lose body fat

They wil all die in the end, don't worry

>>34861023
I wanted this clown to die or have his face punched in behind bars and left unrecognizable. Life let me down again.

>going outside
>Anno MMXVII

I applied two years ago but I was too stupid to get accepted

I wouldn't meet up and hang with you people if you paid me a thousand dollars.

>>34860902
Did your mom write that?

>>34860902
It's something, yet nothing.

>>34860939
its pretty shitty, generic and whatnot

>>34860846
no

0rig1nal

>>34860846
nice dick, what a waste.

>>34860852
i mean with a tranny not a dead body

>>34860744
I hate her.

I hate that she'll have an easy life and will have no problem finding love.

I hate that she sees absolutely no value in me just because I'm an ugly man.

I hate that she'll degrade herself with multiple partners before finding some rich coward who will support her financially for her entire life.

>>34860744
Post an image of a cute girl and not a pimply slav and I'll tell you

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>>34860744
When I saw this photo:
>Put myself in the place of the camera man
>Imagining I am lone with her hanging out
>I like how she looks, maybe it is her outfit or she is just qt
>Try to think what/if I would complement her on her outfit
>Try to figure out how I would say that without coming off as a creep
>Would probably end up complementing her socks, because they seem the least sexual and are pretty cute
>I really like her hair
>I hope she doesn't think I am weird

I don't know what this means about me. I would just try to be nice and not creepy but would probably come off as beta or uninterested.