Creep General

I don't think I do anything on purpose that makes me creepy, but from experience I know that I come off as creepy, so I'm going to say yes.

>>34860977
>/r9k
>creep general

You are in the worst possible place to make this thread.

Most of creeps have no idea they are creeps. Some suspect it, but are not honest with themselves about it.

But sure, I'll bite. I'm a creep. I didn't realize it for a long time. After I gradually realized it, I just stopped hitting on girls.

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>>34860977
looks like the dream man

>>34860977
if you want a real critique
physical features that are off putting:
1. sunken eyes
2. hairline
3. fat face

Fashion and general autism:
1. wife beater when not roided out or a minority
2. hair styling is out of date and inappropriate for someone with a receding hairline.
3. Forced half smile with a longing behind the eyes
4. Posters: Legend of zelda poster (C'mon), drawing by some artfag, stretching exercises.

you'd think watching the 40 year old virgin would beat some sense on why you keep any and all autism under wraps.

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A lot of it is just in the maniacal eyes. Look at how cold and emotionless they are and how fake the smile is, you expect serial killers to have this sort of expression. If you want to appear more friendly and not freak people the fuck out squint a bit instead of giving people the 1000 yard. Especially whenever you smile.

>>34860977
>That guy who never talks :S xxDDD

>>34861531
Is it just me or is he wearing eyeliner or something? His eyes look unnaturally defined.

>>34861577
It's just the eyes of someone who's been through shit. My eyes were fine but 4 pantshitting years in Afghanistan have sunken them way past the point of no return, and they still haven't gone back to normal 6 years later.

I only got shot at once in those 4 years too, all the stress came from waiting to get sent home in a fucking shoebox from an ied or something.

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I'm creepy.

>have a crush on a guy, try to ask him out but don't realise he's making excuses. One of his friend loudly announces I "make him uncomfortable" in front of a group of people at school.

>have oneitis
>he asks if I'm smelling him
>i'm not, I was sick
>say yes on impulse
>he's visibly repulsed
>proceed to get drunk alone and message him fucking verses from the Song of Solomon.
>cause nothing gets a guy's dick hard like verses from the fucking Old Testament

Pic related. It's me looking at my crush.

>>34862325
Song of Solomon is a very sexual book if that counts for anything

>>34861101
> Posters: Legend of zelda poster (C'mon), drawing by some artfag, stretching exercises.

Didn't notice that, good eye, anon. Very excellent points.

I knew a dude who looked like pic related. Creepiest motherfucker I ever met.

>carried stuffed bunny with him at all times
>in university
>in front of professors
>constantly bothering women in the class
>most girls too kind to tell him to fuck off
>i thought he was carrying the bunny for charity, like for children, since he said he worked with kids.
>realise that he doesn't do it for charity...he just....has a bunny.
>pokes people in the breasts with it
>picks up women while playing Phantom of the Opera on his phone
>making comments about women being jealous of each other's breasts
>constantly inviting himself in on plans that girls are making amongst themselves
>got banned from several frosh events for bothering girls
>this guy has had several gfs

>>34862325
Eye-fucking people isn't a good idea you know

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but i'm a crepe
i'm a weerdo
what the fuck am i doing here?

>>34862356
It is! But most people are too boring to appreciate that.

>>34862391
I don't "eye fuck" people, I Kubrick Stare them down.

>>34862467
Was your oneitis a good Christian qt?

who here isnt a creep? on fucking 4chan.

>>34860977
Can't be creepy if you are asocial :)

>>34861057
Looks familiar. I swear I've seen this guy before, I don't know where.

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>ugly
>weird eyes that look tired all the time
>brain fog so I stare into the distance often
>don't have any social media
>play videogames as a hobby

I'm pretty much creepy by default

>>34862492
I'm an atheist.

And nah, he was Jewish.

>needing to be Christian to read and appreciate the most venerated text in all Western canon

>>34860977
Dude is being too self-critical. Doesn't look creepy to me. Seems to me like the dude just feels creepy, so he projects that onto himself.

>>34862531
Eh, most atheists don't read it desu
They just assume since it relates to God they can't touch it

>>34862550
>capitalizing god

Lmao

>>34862577
>capitalizing God
ftfy

>>34862577
I mean, it's a proper noun.

>>34862525
You're joking right? jhm

>>34862550
Yeah, exactly. Too boring,

Case in point: >>34862577

>>34861101
this, he looks like a child molestor

>>34862550
You realise that the easiest way to make an atheist out of a christian is to get them to read the bible right? Specifically the new testament, e.g the most vile book ever written and compiled.

>>34862862
muhammed raped a 4 year old in the koran

>>34860977
dude looks like chris-chan

>>34862862
nice original b8 m8

>>34862913
Not him but I know a guy who was convinced to read the book from start to finish and he's not a bible thumper anymore.

>>34862927
Huh guess so, but I mean I've read it and I'm still moderately devout.
Priests have to analyse the entire thing and they're still priests. But yea, I guess I can see that people would leave after reading the Bible, but I mostly imagine it'd be people who are Christian from birth without ever really looking into their religion, or are more into the "culture" of it than the actual religion.

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I'm not attractive so I'm probably creepy, right?

>>34862908
OK? but muhammed was just a man of a false religion so I don't really see how it's that important.
On the other hand the NT insults and humiliates God by claiming that he is a man and basically spends it's time creating the largest monster in the history of literature.
>>34862913
It's not bait, it's the truth.
God is crying right now since his creation hates the true god and christianity is responsible for that.

>>34862325
>>34862531
guy or girl

if ur a homo then neck urself

>>34862862

The Old testament is without question worse. The worst part of the New testament is it's endorsement of the old testament.

>>34862990

If you look unkept and have bad social skills it matters little even if you won the genetic lottery in looks.

>>34863064
Are you saying God is crying because the New Testament says that Jesus Christ is a human person? Because, I guess depending on what branch of Christianity (at least in mine), Jesus is never actually seen as a human person. Instead, he is the literal embodiment of God in human form, the third part of the Holy Trinity. If you were to say he was a human person like us then you could also argue that since one of the angels of God appeared before Moses as a burning bush, then angels must be bushes.

>>34863172
No he was a man who thought he was God.
He went around telling Godly people that they should abandon God to fall at his feet and worship him, a mere man, thankfully not all of them did.
I think that God is very sad that the humans he loved had fallen so easily for this evil mans trick but ultimately God is a kind God and he doesn't hold it against us. Jesus was a child born of either a promiscuous women or just a normal women who had premarital sex with joseph, and somewhere in his childhood the bad idea that he would go around telling people that he was God went into his mind.
But your quite right about the last analogy.
Worshipping Jesus is like saying that a rat is gold or that a homeless man is like a very expensive large building, it doesn't make any logical sense.

>>34863172

Christcuck fuck off. If God exists he has forsaken us and is not deserving of anything but scorn.

>>34863292
Hey God loves us all, he might be wrong since Christ isn't God but God hasn't forsaken anybody.
He loves us all, He fulfills our lives, He gives us nourishment, He gives us joy, He will kindly and gently rest our head against His chest as He carries us from our dying position and carry us to a field of flowers and eternal green grass where we'll be comfy forever.

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>>34860977
I regularly check the facebook page of my oneitis back from highschool(5 years ago) for new pictures of her. I crop her out and post her on this massive collage containing all her previous pictures mixed with pictures of girls from /r/girlsgonewild that match her body type. Their faces cannot be seen so that I can imagine it's her.

The funny thing is that I don't even like her anyomore nor do I ever fap to my work. It kinda just became a habit of mine.

r8 creepiness.

>>34863219
Ah, I guess this is where our beliefs split haha
You didn't exactly interpret my analogy the way I laid it out. I was more saying angels=/= bushes obviously, just as Jesus is not =/= man despite APPEARING as a man. The Son appeared through a human body and lived in a human body with a human nature, but was still part of the overall Trinity that makes up God. But yea, I guess the difference between believing in only OT and OT and NT is where faith comes into play. I mean, there are a few verses in the OT that link up to the NT (like Zechariah 12:10), but these are also up for interpretation. That's one of the fun parts of the Bible: anyone can get their own interpretation from it.
>>34863292
Hey, I know there are bad things in the world but God still loves us. See >>34863325
Besides, when it comes down to it, most hardship is the work of man desu

>>34863325

I read that whole thing. If I weren't a NEET I'd be pissed you wasted my valuable time with your memery.

>>34863355
oops, I mean Jesus =/= man

>>34863355

You're ultimately cucked if you believe this world was created by a good and all-powerful god.

From my personal experience getting called creepy a lot its from showing and expressing no emotions. Like a robot

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>>34863366
Weren't you inspired by what I wrote?
God loves us all, He is the ultimate kind thing and will make me and you and everybody else comfy.

>>34863427

No, I wasn't. The fact that you seem to think most people are comfy proves you have the downs.

>>34860977
This guy needs to fuck angel tang

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>>34862381
>even this creep can get girls not to mention several of them

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>>34862325
>song of solomon
please type some verses that you wrote him

>>34863350
>i don't even like her anymore
drop that shit then. it is not good for your mental health
rate: i would say 5 or 6/10 (cause it doesnt creep me out much)
stacy would say "eeew he is pribably like serial killer 10/10"
just stop it

>>34863638
> that reaction
Thanks, anon.

> i am faint with love

> I opened for my beloved, but my beloved had left; he was gone. My heart sank at his departure. I looked for him but did not find him. I called him but he did not answer.

And my personal favourite,
> you are altogether beautiful, my darling, for there is no flaw in you.

Spoiler alert: he ended up stealing some money from me and dating a stacy. I'm alone on Valentine's Day.

> i used to be super bitter, but i'm okay now
> think i might even like someone else, but it's tentative.

>>34860977
"creepy" just means unattractive to women with additional social stigma

>>34863725
b-but my counselor said that having a routine is healthy

>bad hairline
>Haven't shaved since october and I developed a fucking neckbeard
>too lazy to compensate for the fact that I look bad no matter what I do

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>>34860977
I always have nightmares very early in the morning about making huge social blunders on social media like this. Stuff like accidentally insulting people on facebook, getting doxed, uploading retarded pictures of myself, accidentally clicking the like button on a pornhub video. It's very stressful and it makes sleeping very hard.

Its not his face. Hes smiling with his mouth closed. It always looks unnatural.

>>34864209
Delete kikebook then, that's the obvious solution.

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I have facial paralysis and when I get nervous one side of my face looks like a deer stuck in the head lights and the other looks relaxed.

I've given speeches before and have notice audience members looking weirded out.

And if I see any photos that anyone took of me it only confirms my suspicion that I looked like a freak on stage.

It's a shame, I think I'd be an 8/10 without the paralysis.

>>34864355
It is, but I fear I might lose out on something or people might talk shit about me. I also like to save the beach photo albums and similar stuff that girls I know upload.

>>34864364

Give yourself a break. They know you have disability, nobody is gonna give you shit and call you a freak for being disabled.

Watch the guy with no arms and legs on YouTube people really respect him.

>>34860977
At least the Asian chicks in the comments dig him. But that's a pretty low bar to reach since the only requirement to easily get an Asian girl is to be white.

>>34865121
I'm afraid that people won't realize it's a disability and think I'm making a weird face.

Some people have asked me before why I'm giving them the stink eye.

>bracco

It's those creepy Italian gangster psychopath genes that are fucking him over.

a creep is anyone who's ugly but we're gonna pretend it's your behavior. even though when chad does the same behavior we call it alpha.

>>34864209
you are safe, simon

>>34860977
>sunken eyes/bags under eyes
>cystic acne all over cheeks (thank god it's not on my forehead, atleast...)
>shitty glasses
>mild hunchback
>shifty/empty eyes half of the time due to constant brainfog & anxiety
>huge forehead
>bald part of hair in front due to picking my hair
>boney shoulders, despite being slightly overweight
>crooked bottom teeth
>journal full of "if I had a dick" paragraphs which I write in public when I'm nervous
>always looking down in fear of judgement/paranoia
>stutters when talking
>ill-fitting baggy clothing

Being so mentally ill and ending up like this wasn't the plan but shit happens desu