Wake up, wagie! Hey!

>>34861183
I need a picture of tartan blanket pepe on my wall so that when I wake up miserable I can at least smile at something.

>>34861183
Today might be the day neet friend.

Stressful office financial job getting me down.

I dun goofed too and might get shit for it.

Fair well neet friend. Seems you were correct all along

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>>34861183
>Wake up, wagie! Hey!
have we started the fire?..

Today on my way home from work I'll buy some roses for my wife as she greets me at the door

Too bad you neetcucks don't understand.

>>34861183
"Wagie," here. What's up?

>>34861183
please anon...you are 31 now.surly you know how to make some tendies for yourself.just let me sleep

>>34861183
Are you getting a subway today? Or a proper man choice in a KFC?

>>34861231
You've ruined your life wagie. I understand fully.

>>34861231
>stopping to buy roses so Tyrone can fuck your wife for a few more minutes

How considerate!

>>34861183
"Wagie" here but I work from home, set my own hours (as long as I get done what I have to), and love my job. It's the ultimate wage cuc and neet hybrid lifestyle.

>>34861438
what do you do for a living where you can get away with that?

>>34861183
Are these Wake up wagie meme posts satire, or an extended NEET exercise in denial? I've often wondered.

>>34861557
They are a display of dominance by the eternal NEET over wagie ragies.

>>34861557
Huh, why would these be satire? Who wants to be a wagecuck? NEET lifestyle is of course better. You think I enjoy being plowed with burger grease as a lubricant by my boss every morning? I hate being a cuck.

>>34861666
>>34861610
I ask because, judging from the posts on /r9k/, the vast majority of NEETs seem depressed with their own stagnation. Whereas, these posts often contrast with that assessment.

>>34861529
Started out as research assistant for a consulting company in high school. Mainly code review, document review, and data entry. It was a really small company so ended up having business responsibilities related to managing the business after working there long enough (5 years). I can use that to do my own consulting work now. At the moment I'm running the business side for a small distillery. We have a production manager who handles the plant and I just do the business side of things as well as the marketing and branding.

>>34861183
Are you lonely, neetfriend? You seem desperate for wagecuck's attention. I think you're lonely

I finish Work in one hour

>>34861724
Are you employee for them or do you work similar to freelance/independent contractor?

>>34861557
It's a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B. Being a NEET sucks, but so does being a minimum wage cuck. People that actually make good money and have a good job are not the target of these threads, and as you would imagine, there aren't many of those people here anyways.

>>34861827
>Being a NEET sucks
Uh, no? lol

NEET for 10 months here, isn't it hilarious how our simple existence riles up these wagies so much?

The NEET life is the best life, being your own boss is the best feeling in the world.

>>34861814
Work as an independent contractor mostly but in this case I'm an officer with stake in the company. The nature of alcohol licensing in my country make it a long process with 0 return on investment for 1-3 years. This was the best way to mutually ensure my commitment to the project and my compensation.

>>34861838

The government is your boss, you leeching, bottom feeding fucking sack of shit. I hope your parents beat the fuck out of you if they haven't disowned you already.

>>34861838
>>34861872
>When nobody replies, the neetposter takes matters into his own hands and leaves a rage filled post directed at himself, in the vain hope that he will gain respect from the wagecucks, whom he secretly admires.

>>34861838
>being your own boss
You're not the boss of anything. This is almost as retarded as the anons that b8 NEETbros by saying that they work from home.

>>34861872
Don't get too angry, wagie, you've got to be on the road to get to work in 30 minutes and you need to be productive so you can earn money to buy your boss that new boat.

I think I'm going to get a nice breakfast and then have a nice relaxing morning reading!

>>34861893
what have you been reading anon?

>>34861890
I'm the boss of my own life unlike wageslaves. Self-employed are good too.

>>34861917
I've been reading a book called "Dead Mountain" which is all about the Dyatlov Pass incident, it's really interesting.
.

>>34861893
>you can earn money to buy your boss that new boat
>wording it to make it sound that you are buying the boat as a gift for your boss
I never understood this b8. The pretending to be retarded angle is dumb when your trying to act smarter than you actually are.

>>34861948
You're basically gifting him it if he's fucking you over in terms of wages and labor

>>34861893
FUCK OFF
AT LEAST I PAY MY TAXES YOU FUCKING NEET PIECE OF SHIT
HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING FUCKING NEET TRASH I HOPE YOU DIE

>>34861893

Nah, I'm earning money to pay for your welfare, you scummy faggot. Honestly, I would fucking kill myself if I was ever proud of being a sack of shit like you are.

Just end it all now, do us a favour.

>>34862017
fucking KEK
R A G I E
W A G I E

>>34862033
You know you're talking to a working person right.

I'm a clinically retarded NEET of a long time and I'm eternally grateful for the mercy of the help you're responsible for.

NEETs are far too downbeaten to do this kind of thing and draw peoples ire and not socially integrated enough to enjoy schadenfreude unless they're failed normies in which case just torment them about being virgins or something idk

tldr normies are trolling normies itt

>>34861183
It is the duty of every NEET to abuse the welfare state so that it may be destroyed, thank you NEETs.

>>34862081
i also want to add that beign on welfare is not a good way to live, i am subject to yearly and biyearly checks, it took 2 and a half years to set up after my case manager forced me to, it could take someone having a bad day at assessment and im out on my ass, every neet knows this deep down

its either wagecuck or statecuck but atleast when you wagecuck and get fired you arent forced to beg the man who took your money away to give it back while he makes up evidence on you

op will probably accuse me of being a worker because he doesnt want his stale bait to dye but leave neets alone op

>>34861183
Guess what, Fatboy ?

I just woke up... Its 6:27 here, and today, I have to slave my life away basically doing nothing.

At least nothing that I don't want to do

I have to work my fingers to the bone making coffee, then clock in for hours of mind-numbing 'doing whatever the fuck I wanna do', which includes drawing, playing with my cat, fucking my wife, and of course ridiculing sexless little proglottids like you.....

Such is the life of a professional illustrator

You're a failure at everything you attempt

>>34862140
Different countries have different standards, anon.

>>34862179
i know but it's universal that the governments of the world want to cut corners wherever they can and welfare is a popular attack angle because 'don't use my money on others' is very popular

>>34862163
Please calm down.
No one is forcing you to do your job. If you feel like you need to defend it that much, I'm sure you can quit anytime you want.

Make sure to buy those flowers(tm) heart shaped box of chocolate(R) from Mr. shekeberg for Valentines(c) and a card from (((hallmark))) or else your "gf" will probably refuse sex again.

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Wagecuck here. Was once a NEET and can confirm it's a thousand times superior to this miserable existence.

>>34862163
>illustrator

I guess that's cool, but there's no way you can afford a house, coffee, a cat, a wife, etc. with a job like that unless you're in the big-boy leagues, and if you're posting here, that seems unlikely.

>>34861231
My wife is obviously cooler than yours

Wendy hates flowers as a gift, BECAUSE SHE LOVES FLOWERS to remain alive. Killing flowers and offering them as a present is disgusting to my wife, who's a HUGE nature fan.

My mom was the same way. Thats how i knew Wendy was the right one for me.

I always make my wife smile by telling her instead of buying a dozen murdered flowers, I took out the time to notice all of the beauty of nature, it's magnificence and fractal splendor, and I thought about her, and how much I respect her philosophies on life...

You should try this with your wife one day. If it doesn't make her smile I would divorce the stupid bitch immediately

NEET pepe is eternal. So long as there's wagies the meme will never die.

>>34862250
Yet that's exactly what I'm doing...

Lol and I'm not joking at all

I supposed to say that I was ZZ Top's art director at Warner Brothers for years is 'little league' ?

Since you are the expert on Little League I'm going to trust your opinion

You might be the expert on Little League success ratio but you certainly don't know anything about how to read people

>>34862163
>B-but I LIKE wageslaving!
Yeah yeah yeah, wagie. I've heard it all before.

>>34862211
You've obviously never been in a relationship... it appears that everything you know about women came from some kind of cheese bag commercial

That's not the way things work in real life at all... Not at all

Thank you for demonstrating that your romantic experience roster consist of nothing more than predictable cliches

Jokes on you neetards I get $20 an hour to browse 4chan and work about 2 hours out of a 10 shift

>>34862250
If you saw where I lived, it would actually make your eyes cross... but the most expensive part was 'owning a cat'...

Right ?

Because cats are so expensive to own right?

Wow that's really strange that you would even think that way

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>>34861183
Wagies get cucked by mr skelstien

>>34861183
Either you are incapable of reading simple English... Or you're just incapable of comprehending things... Either way it doesn't appear that you're very intelligent.

You say you've 'heard this all before', as if there are a lot of people out there like me

I am a professional illustrator (an artist, for the uninitiated few don't understand what a professional illustrator is) and a creative conceptualist ( I actually get paid to think of ideas )

For years I was Art Director for ZZ Top at Warner Brothers Recording Do ( a distribution network )

My son, Jet Neptune, (the one you guys call 'hack_blastard') was actually baptized backstage at a ZZ Top concert by The Rev. Billy Gibbons ( the guitarist for ZZ Top )

These days I am a freelance artist... I have charged up to $16,000 for as little as eight hours of drawing or painting...

I barely ever have to work at all and even when I do I don't consider creating artwork to be actual 'work'...

( I would be drawing or painting or sculpting or creating 3D animation for free... I do it to keep myself from going crazy... I always have boundless creative ideas coming out of me, and I have been executing these creative projects my entire life. Getting paid for it is the icing on the cake)

Yeah, right....

You've 'heard this before from a lot of people', RIGHT ?....

>>34862616
I think you responded to the wrong dude.

>>34862563

If only you realized how badly you put your foot in your own mouth

In just ONE COMMENT, you proved that you are a lazy worthless uneducated bum, AND you never get laid

Men who actually get laid never use the word 'cuck'....

Because it is a ridiculous non-existent sub-genre that exists exclusively in pornography but not in real life

So it has become painfully obvious that you sit around on your fat lazy ass day after day... Sitting in front of an obsolete computer that your mother purchased for you because you really don't have any money at all... And your sex life consist of jacking off to internet pornography ?... impressive

I've got just one question for you

Since you don't have a girlfriend why is it that you fixate on pornography involving 'people fucking some guys girl in front of him' ?...

I've got the answer if you would like to hear it :

Because you have mommy issues and you don't trust women because you feel that your mother didn't pay enough attention to you, and for some disgusting bizarre inverted psychological reason you have managed to overlap your mother issues into your sexuality, or lack of sexuality

It's not surprising that you subconsciously chose the picture of a woman who resembles a pig because basically that's what you are a fat lazy sexless little pig boy

>>34861557
It goes towards the enlightenment of the wagie, WAKE UP WAGIE, turn from your ways and become a NEET.

>>34862640
I'm not actually responding to any one particular person when I do my special brand of performance art online

If you understood the entertainment industry you would realize that my intended target audience is everybody else other than the person I'm actually talking to at the time

So with that in mind...

Thank you for notifying me of this fact, but my efficacy rate is still at 100%

>>34862818

It's only you were aware....

.... aware of how ridiculous you look every time you try to blend into the crowd by using these stupid trendy catch phrases...

If only you were aware of how disgustingly effeminate all of these catch phrases are...

'Wagie'... 'tendies'... 'normies'....

Not only do you end up looking like a follower who's incapable of developing his own syntax to effectively convey the message he wishes to communicate, but you execute this trend following effemininity with all of the masculinity of the average 10 year old girl

So you are a trend following little girl?

That's who I always turn to for Life advice

>>34862869
>he takes the meme this seriously
Unless you're rich, being a NEET is a meme, so is being a wage though, a wagie even more so than that though.

>>34862818
I bet you would really enjoy an afternoon of listening to Radio Disney..

When I imagine you sitting there in front of your worthless computer, sedentary and unbathed... I can actually hear the song 'Mamma Mia' playing in the background...

it's hilarious to watch such a large group of adult males fail so miserably at everything that they attempt

you guys actually had the audacity to consider yourself to be 'cutting-edge', 'unique' and 'above' the rest of the crowd...

You talk about 'normies', yet in here, you all mimic each other incessantly, parroting the EXACT SAME RIDICULOUS, EFFEMINATE SISSY BOY CATCHPHRASES, terrified to be different or to stand out from the rest of the crowd..

Inherently, you have all become 'normies', but you are not intelligent or 'Elite' enough to realize this fact

Tell me what it's like to wake up every single God damn morning completely alone in your bed...

When I woke up this morning my wife rolled over and gave me a really big kiss and told me how much she loved me

Your special brand of loneliness must really chisel away at your soul

And you have chosen this social and sexual destitution like it was some kind of victory

So go ahead and tell me about the benefits you gain from being a sexless uneducated unemployed sedentary pile of dog crap that sits in front of a worthless little computer

>>34862892

The only thing that I take seriously about this bullshit is YOUR inability to look a woman in the eyes and convinced her to climb into bed with you

Because that's seriously gay

>>34862892

What's taking you so long ?

Is it customary for you to allow someone like me to reach out and bitchslap you so hard, and not do anything about it?

>>34861183
It's Valentine's Day, dumbass
You can use a personal day to not work. Or sick day, but don't use those unless you are actually sick

>>34863018
>>34862991
>>34862965
What happened Johnny? To make you so hateful, yet simultaneously crave the attention of the objects of your hate

>>34863018
pathetic larping namefag

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I miss these threads.
Where did pic related go?
I loved his memes like
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*uses radio tower as a toothpick*
OH I'M SORRY, DID I INTERRUPT THOSE PRECIOUS 15 MINUTES OF ENJOYMENT YOU GET ON YOUR WAY TO WORK?
*uses skyscraper as a backscratcher*
THIS IS MY TOWN NOW, WAGIE

very funny

>>34863078

Dude....

LoL

You truly don't seem to understand what it is that 'I do' or how I 'do it'....

.... I have perfected A specialized brand of performance art...

.... I'm not against you guys at all....

N O T

A T

A L L

I'm actually on your side....

... I happen to be very talented at creating the perception of opposition and defiance...

The PERCEPTION of it......

I'm in character, dude....

Today is Valentine's Day but my wife and I never celebrate that bullshit, contrived, idiotic 'holiday'....

Rather, we celebrate each other every day... you're only a kid once so why waste it ?... Right ?....

However today I am celebrating the approaching 25th anniversary of the day I actually invented what they now call 'internet trolling'....

April 21st, 2017 marks TWENTY FIVE YEARS since I first logged onto the original mIRC & BBS rooms, and became the original cure for boredom bye developing my 'disruptive guest' persona

I have made hundreds of thousands of enemies during those 25 years, but more importantly I have made tens of thousands of friends...

I've actually made hundreds of really really good friends doing this... Because those were the people who hated what I was doing at first until they realized what it was really all about

I even found my wife doing this

That's right!... By doing this, I actually found my current wife Wendy...

So...

You were saying ?....

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this ones funny.
What happened to retarded pepe?
*low thumping sounds in the distance*
waaaaagiiieeee
*window panes on the buildings rattle slightly as it grows louder*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee
*the noise is impossible to ignore now, wagies start running as they instinctively sense impending doom*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
*a gigantic figure looms over wagecuck city, clad in brown cotton, its head obscured by clouds*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*smashes monuments to assert dominance and demoralize the wagiecucks*
KNEEL BEFORE ME, FOR I HAVE RETURNED!
*leers at the wagies from above, the power of my voice launching screaming wagiecucks through buildings in their cars*
YESSSSSSSS, LET ME HEAR IT
LET ME HEAR THE CEASELESS TAPPING ON THE OFFICE KEYBOARDS
LET ME HEAR THE CURSES AT YOUR SUPERIORS , MUTTERED FROM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
LET ME HEAR THE AGONY IN YOUR VOICE AS YOU BARE ANOTHER CRUSHING LOAD!

>>34863205
Yeah thanks anon, but you seem to have confused this thread with your blog. Move along now.

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>>34861183
This is a cheerful wakeup.

>>34863205
this post has a big case of the tl;dr

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>>34863287

LOL @ you suddenly thinking you can pretend you have autonomously managed to develop some form of imaginary self-perceived 'authority', or be in 'control of something', when you made a decision long long ago to be nothing more than an irrelevant, faceless, nameless, worthless, sexless, powerless, effeminate little boy.....

Again that was your decision, not mine.

I tell you what I'm going to do...

Wow you enjoy this photograph of my wife kissing me about 10 minutes ago... I'm going to give you all the time you require to develop a technique to actually get rid of me....

In the meantime, you can shut your little mouth because nobody... Absolutely nobody... No woman man or child is intimidated by you, or even vaguely recognizes your existence....

( it was more convincing when you pretended that you were an astronaut or a cowboy or a fireman )

By the way... How's 'Zelda' going?...

... I hear that yesterday history was made when the first female on Earth actually thought an adult male who plays video games was sexually viable

>>34863329
I was wondering where the smug wojak is gonna show up.
Thought you died anon.