>give hobo a dollar >"that's it?" I DIDNT

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>out walking by myself
>some woman comes up to me
>tells me her car broke down and she needs money
>keeps pestering me even after I repeatedly tell her I don't have any money
>have my hand in my pocket, messing with my phone
>the woman keeps "stealthily" eyeing my phone in my pocket while pestering me
>walk away and realise she thought I had a wallet in my pocket
I'm still not sure whether she genuinely needed the money or was just a thief, but she seemed sketchy as fuck the way she was eyeing my pocket.

>>34861234
Did you beat the living daylights out of him for that?

>>34861429
>robot beating anyone up
lmao. Surprised he didn't apologise and give the hobo some more money

>give taxi driver 10% tip
>"get the fuck out of my car"

>give doctor $25 bribe
>"oh, I seem to have misplaced my prescription pads and forgotten everything I learned in med school, tee hee"

>give street parking "attendant" $2
>"take your car and fuck off or I'll call my burly friends with crowbars"

>>34861234
>other day with brother and friend
>just smoked a couple of bowls
>trying to keep my phone charged so acid connect can come through
>go into gas station that's open to buy a USB charger
>some fucking crackhead is waiting to the side of the line
>after asking if the clerk had USB cables the crackhead pops in offering me one
>attempts to give me fucked up USB cables to acquire a 40
>feel bad so give him a chance to try and give me one that isn't shit they're all shit
>tell him nope
>gets kinda butt hurt
>tell him I don't care buy USB cable from clerk
>guy still won't shut the fuck up
>give him a cig and leave
I hate crackheads

>>34861501
>weedcuck thinking he's any better than crackheads
You're all degenerates.

>>34861404
People whos cad broke ask for phone so they can call tow services because they ishit is out of batery again.

>>34861234
Stop getting upset. Just look at the dude and say.

"Sorry. I left my gold bullion in my other pants."

Seriously, don't let people fuck with you. People are shits, and you can be just as shitty, while still be better people than them.

>actually falling for the homeless meme.
Just do what I do and pay no attention to them. One guy got pissy at me once for not paying any attention to him and I responded by not paying attention to him even harder.

>walking by myself in shitty part of downtown milwaukee
>old homeless nigger missing half his teeth walks up to me
>"ay u got 4 dolla"
>he's actually asking for a specific amount
>don't have much money
>give him 4 singles anyway
>"nah nah that ain't enough"
>holyshitthisniggercan'tevencount.jpg
>sperg out and fumble with my wallet
>give him another three
>doesn't even say thanks and hobbles away
>end up unable to buy train ticket for myself
I deserve it for being spineless and not cracking a boon right then and there

>>34861463
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>>34861653
I never carry cash on me. Makes it easy to tell people "No."

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>Give a fat nigger woman $1
>"No no no give me $10 please"

>>34861652
i love how much normies hate being ignored

>giving money to scum
>ever

I gave homeless people money when I was younger, no more though

Once you realize they'd just as soon rob you, break into your car, etc, becomes a lot easier to realize they don't deserve your kindness

>walking downtown in shitty part of vancouver
>high as fuck
>hobo walks up to me
>asks me if I would like to eat at the keg
>i say sure
>he pulls out a $100 keg giftcard (probably used from the trash)
>says here have it they won't serve me
>puts it in my hand
>asks me if I could pay for his found at least
>tells me I should go over to the ATM and withdraw $20 for him
>i tell him to keep the gift card
>he gets mad
>says "fuck it ill just go rob somebody"
>runs off

hobos is wild man

This thread is why I show no remorse when some chad teens fuck up a bum

>>34861554
>weedcuck
how's that funposting going? have a (you) lad you need it more than me ;)
>(you)

>>34861718
>lol man weeeed dude it is totally harmless and everyone should do it maaaaaan weeeeeeeeeed

I don't mind if you smoke weed, just keep it to yourself otherwise you sound like a massive tool.

t. former weed smoker

>>34861463
>Work Street Parking
>Sit in a Booth literally 12 Hours a Day on my Phone
>Fuckwits actually tip me for my service
>Co-Workers get mad when Customers don't tip

I get paid 10 an hour to stare at my phone all day. Why do I get tips?

A bit less related to the tipping but

>Customer Hands you money, thank them
>As they leave say have a great day/night
>Half the time they get bitchy and say "UR SUPPOS TO TANK ME BITCH"

What is it with Normies and their self importance?

>at gas station
>women is running around going up to different cars asking for cash
>finally runs up to me
>clothes are dirty as fuck and I could smell her coming towards me even though she was walking against the wind
>can see all the track marks on her arms
>"hey honey I put waaaaaay too much gas in my car and my purse is at home and I can't pay for it wanna help me out?"
>Nah sorry
>she runs off to the next car
>when I'm walking back out of the gas station I see someone give her a $50
>she immediately jumps in her car and takes off like a fucking jet
>this poor cuck actually gave some very obvious crack head $50

>>34861758
Had that happen once. If you offer to put it on your card, instead of giving her cash, you'll help out the people who really need it, and make people who wanted to use you feel like fools.

>>34861727
>mention nothing about weed being harmless or that people should do it
Were you smoking it long enough to make you retarded?

>>34861703
I still give them money and a sandwich or coffee in spite of that. If you only ever helped nice people, you would be much richer but you would also not be a nice person. I think it's better to help but never to trust. People are shit but maybe in some small way we can make the world better.

>>34861234
dont fucking give them money you retard

>>34861847
Because I know how retards that are eager as fuck to tell people they smoke weed act and think.

>giving money to bums ever
shiggidy

>be at local kebab place, waiting for my order
>kinda worn out 50s woman comes in and greets the owner, mumbles something
>the owner nods, says sure
>woman starts looking for food in the trash inside the store
>feels bad, ask her if shes hungry
>shyly says umm yeah... visibly ashamed
>ask for a slice of pizza from the owner for her, say I'll pay for her
>she gets it, thanks and leaves
>owner says it was on the house I don't have to pay for it, and I have a good heart

Well that good heart still didn't land me a gf, but it felt good. I also got some 50s dudes cellphone from a fucking youngster thief. At least when I die, I can say I did something good.

>>34861900
No I think you're fun posting and RPing. It became really obvious when you started going on about shit I didn't even bring up.

>>34861946
Not that anon but I agree with what he said.

>at a vending machine
>homeless man comes up to me
>ayy yo you got a dolla
>No sorry, don't carry cash on me
>feed a dollar into the vending machine while he watches

>>34861963
Not that anon but I agree to what he has said

>>34862038
>Not that anon but I agree to what he has said
>this isn't an original comment
hmm

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>be me last year
>live far from parents because uni
>only source of income is the allowance they send me once a month
>goes out with normie friend to withdraw the money because I'm always too anxious to go out by myself
>got the $$$
>just enough to feed myself for 30 days
>random beggar comes at us
>ignore him because dad always told me beggars who come to people begging for money are usually thieves in disguise
>normie friend says he would give him money but he doesn't have any on him
>normie friend starts looking at me in a "are you really that heartless?" way
>proceed to explain to him what my dad taught me
>"that's just an excuse I thought you were better than that"
>beggar keeps rambling about how he hadn't had anything to eat for days
>normie friend loses it and tells me to buy him something in the grocery store next to us
>he says he will repay me after
>take the hobo to the grocery store
>picks up some bread, cheese and milk for him
>mfw hobo says "don't worry I'll take my stuff by myself"
>mfw when he picks all sorts of expensive items even a non-hobo like myself can't afford to casually eat
>normie friend will pay me back so who cares its his money he's wasting
>mfw cashier says "It'll be /halfofmyallowance/"
>normie friend will pay me back
>hobo gets his shit, thanks us and leaves the store laughing
>go back to uni
>two weeks pass and no sign of normie friend
>call him multiple times because I'm broke and can't afford shit
>can't call my parents to send me more money because they already sent me more than they can afford but I wasted it on a fucking ungrateful beggar
>had to spend days eating nothing but my roommates snacks (1 snack per day)
>tfw I became the beggar

>>34862068
Most actual universities include a meal plan, dude.

>>34862068
>>mfw hobo says "don't worry I'll take my stuff by myself"
>>mfw when he picks all sorts of expensive items even a non-hobo like myself can't afford to casually eat
That's when you're supposed to tell them to fuck off.

>>34862068
This is why your guidance counselor used to warn you about the dangers of peer pressure, dumbo

>>34862086
>extra $1200 a year to get a daily ration from the cafeteria chik-fil-a

Shiggydiggy

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>>34861234
>walking through Manchester
>going pretty fast to catch my bus on time
>middle eastern woman jumps at me from sitting down shaking her cup
>panic
>say "no thanks" to her as if she was offering ME money
>run away

>>34862150
The 3 unis I went to included them in the dorm room package. You could go to the cafeteria as many times as you wanted, so long as they were open.

It was because of the sports teams. In order to allow them to do that, they needed to let the other students do it, too.

Laws are weird.

>>34862086
the uni I went to didn't make meals during the weekends and public holidays and the meals were never enough because small portions

t. not an americuck
>>34862093
too beta to tell a hobo to fuck off after offering to help him
>>34862103
but we don't have guidance couselors here desu

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I met this homeless guy in San Francisco who was handing out newspapers. I didn't have any cash and he seemed pretty hungry, so we went into a pizza store and I paid for 1 slice of pizza for him. I said 'Just one' in a slightly autistic way and his response was 'I know' in such a calm manner. For all I know, he's probably dead or something. I kept the newspaper as a memory but I think I threw it away by accident. Regardless, I still don't recommend giving homeless guys money in SF

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>offer hobo a sandwich from work I wasn't going to eat
>No thanks, got any change though?
>no
I never give these assholes money because I never know what they're going to spend it on, probably on the same self destructive behaviours that made them homeless in the first place. There's no charity in giving beggers money, if accept food that's good enough. Volunteer in a soup kitchen if you really give a shit about these people

>>34861234
>all these faggots giving hobos money
You're the reason these niggers won't get jobs. Never give a hobo money

I swear street venders, surveyers an people just trying to get you to sign to something are in the same catagory, if not worse

>Walking down highstreet towards the bus station
>Woman in a headscarf throws a paper in my face saying big issue in mideastern accent
>'n-no thanks'
>Little bit later some woman walks up blocking my path trying to get me to donate to 'the poor syrian refugees'
>'no i'd rather not'
>A little further on some paki puts a leaflet for some take away into my hand
>Just shake my head
>Near the end of the street and the gauntlet
>Woman walks up with a clipboard and greets me
>Keep my face and eyes facing forward an keep walking not acknowledging het

>>34861703
This, I never gave money to homeless shits but never saw the reason to either

>>34861714
Gift card was probably spent, he just found it in the trash

>>34861740
>live in place where tipped min wage is same as regular wage
>order pizza
>never tip because fuck that
>watch how pissy the delivery guy now gets because of years of entitlement
Sorry, I'm not giving anyone (waiters, delivery peopl, hair cutters etc) extra, tax free income just because they feel entitled to it and most people do. I don't get tips in fast food, and neither do retailcucks. People never feel qualms about not tipping there. You don't deserve free money just for doing your job

>>34861234
Ha, that is fucking nothing.

>in college
>had recently returned to home country
>recently learned that bums can just walk in and ask for money
>rarely happens, but I had seen it a few times
>one day, this guy came into a lecture and everything got strangely silent
>he kissed this medal and looked up
>could barely talk, turns out he was deaf
>wanted to ask for money
>another guy had passed by earlier to ask for money and got almost nothing
>naturally, the deaf guy could only get some coins (which are mostly worthless here, everything is expensive) after walking around the room
>walks up to chalkboard
>lays the coins down where the chalk is and leaves angrily

I usually just pass by beggars but one time I was waiting at a bus stop and this woman wouldn't fuck off. Nobody else even looked at her so I gave her 30p and she looked at my with disgust and said "how am I supposed to get a burger with THIS?"
I took my money back from her, kek

>>34861884
That is a delusional line of thought in many countries. Maybe if you have homeless shelters in your country, along with other shit that actually helps them, I can see that, but where I live? Ha, they are fucked for life as things get more expensive by the season. A coin literally won't make a difference.

>giving them food out in the open
Don't do that. Go to a soup kitchen.

>all these people who have to deal with assholes lying and fucking them over
>Tfw live in a rural area so all the people who need help tend to actually just need help instead of being addicts or assholes
>The homeless hardly exist
Feels good not bring a citycuck

>>34861463
>give taxi driver 10% tip
>"get the fuck out of my car"
Kek, I love America. In Poland I often don't have the money to give drivers every cent but they're OK with it. I have no fucking idea why you think tipping is a must.

>>34863432
t. Romanian actually. Bribery - sorry, generosity - is like the basic building block of our culture.

>>34861234
Give him the hammer

>>34861652

This. Giving them eye contact is the worst thing you can do. That's their in. If you meet their gaze they think you're acknowledging them as a human being instead of as the background prop that they actually are.

>>34864433
Good advice, I gotta do this more.

>helping other people

fucking lol

they deserve their misery. I ran out of empathy for those ungrateful shits long ago. shit on them make their life worse. fucking normies aren't human.

>>34861234
>give homeless person sitting in front of a supermarket some bread, orange juice and other food stuff
>he's really happy and thankful

It felt good to share.

>>34861884
>you would be much richer but you would also not be a nice person.

Not them but who gives a fuck if giving away free shit in the first place isn't good enough? I learned the hard way. I absolutely do not help people if I think they're a shitty person. I actively do not feel sympathy for shitty people like liars and thieves and will kick them in the ribs if I need to, and likewise, I help people who are honest and polite. No Christian bullshit here.

>in mid-city LA at night
>taking like last bus home, kind of late
>spent the night staring at uppity LA women
>waiting at bus stop
>see a woman walking from a distance with sunglasses on
>start leering at her, waiting to stare he down
>notice she's homeless
>as she walks by she croaks "I saw that" and guffaws revealing blackened teeth

Normies are self centered hedonistic scum, dont you know that already fellow bots?

>>34861234
>woman comes up to me
>wants 20 bucks because she's "deaf"
>laugh at her and go away because she's a gypsy

Also:
>two guys who are taller than me come up
>want to sell me some shit
>"I'm not buying anything from you!"
>one of them threatens to beat me up
>laugh at his face and walk away

You just have to make Chad look like a beta when his friends are near. He can't take it.

>>34862178
lmao, whereabouts manclad?