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>family found the foot fetish folder
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Thank God my butthole folder is safe
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>>34869701
Lucky man.
>discuss fetishes with friends
>mention I like feet
>"You know a foot fetish is a sign of a damaged brain?"
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>dad found the futa farm
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>Hey anon, why don't you play some nice tunes for us before we go to bed.
What do you play /r9k/?
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snotfiddle
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Yo La Tengo is the only correct answer
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pff. too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sEt8jXFg1o
WHEN YOU WERE HERE BEFORE
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COULDN'T LOOK YOU IN THE EYEYEYEE
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>>34869547
COULDNT LOOK YOU IN THE EYE
YOURE JUST LIKE AN ANGEL
YOUR SKIN MAKES ME CRY
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YOU FLOAT LIKE A FEATHER
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DON'T look up your star sign compatibility with your oneitis. Please.
It will break your heart..
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>>34869505
>YOU ARE NOT COMPATIBLE
Fuck, OP was right.
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>get this text
>answer
>she never replies
>What did they mean by this?
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>>34869546
>>34869615
i dont want care if we arent compatible. i love her very soul
this is an altogether new feel
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You're alone on valentine's day. never even kissed a girl. this guy got married, and had a child. how does that make you feel?
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>>34869450
this guy got married and had a child as well.
where's YOUR girlfriend? where's YOUR wife?
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I feel really bad for the kid tbqhfamazilla
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>>34869468
>>34869450
They are probably either rich or have dicks like a toddlers arm
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Do you feel sad knowing that tons of people, even your oneitis, are having sex while you're home alone jerking off and crying?
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>>34869403
Used to. Dont feel much of anything anymore.
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>>34869403
>ever having a oneitis
normans OUT
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>>34869403
no because I have drugs, at least one (1) friend, and recently I've actually been making progress towards at least becoming a cyborg
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Ask a guy who's seen Sophie Turner naked anything
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>>34869341
what is your favorite 2d girl
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so how much did it cost? the pron or the lawsuit money?
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>>34869341
Did her asshole look delicious?
Was it bleached or chocolatey brown?
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I was offered to join theInteligentsiaof my country. As you can see I'm a robot tho.
What should I do? I hate my country actually and I'm scared I'll be surveilled or some shit.
Is it a dumb idea? The person told me I'd probably be doing papers and translations (I'm good at languages). Not given a gun or something at first.
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id do it for sure, you definitely should
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Vas a entrar en la SIDE ?
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>>34869447
At first it was "finally! A job!". Now I'm not sure.
Didn't apply anyways.
Jesus Christ the white-knightery and female bullshit is on full blast on normiebook today.
Literally all I see is posts by female friends and family members publicly guilt-tripping, shaming or humiliating their boyfriends/husbands with passive aggressive posts.
Is anybody else seeing this?
My sister posts a pic of her husband out shovelling with the top comment being by one of her friends' saying "get him out on the street there are womenless men there who need shovelling."
My cousin posts a buzzfeed article with her BF tagged saying "these are the acceptable things to get me on valentine's day."
Another guy posts something about how "I'm writing for a female audience and need to evolve past my caveman brain. Input from women needed."
I see one girl posting something about her husband that's actually loving and appreciative and--would you believe--she's a foreigner from Eastern Europe.
It's fucking over for the West, man.
Our societies aren't going to recover from this level of male emasculation and neutering. Our women have been trained to have such contempt for men that you need to remain perpetually single in order to have a shred of dignity in your life--the gauntlet of passive aggressive abuse that men are tacitly expected to put up with in Western society is just not something that more than maybe 50% of guys can actually handle. I know you can point to an exception here and there, there odd guy who has some magic touch, but overall, from where I stand, it just looks like men in the West are faced with a faustian bargain: either remain single or face an unrelenting (if subtle) barrage of emotional abuse by women who have been essentially trained by the school system to hate and nurse grudges against men.
This isn't going to end well.
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I thought all of the crazy feminist shit stopped after Trump became president
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>>34869404
Yeah, I don't think elections can undo 4-5 decades of social programming and the effects of excessive material comfort, unfortunately.
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>>34869254
>get him out on the street there are womenless men there who need shovelling
I can't understand a shit of this line
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>cute girl walk up to me
>"hey anon"
ok, how do respond
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>>34869235
this is a cute girl (male)
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*obvious bulge intensifies*
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eyy how you doin?
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You robots have to try this site if you're ever feeling lonely.
So many beautiful and lonely Russian girls thirsty as all hell for an American.
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>>34869221
In fact it is very true.
t. Ivan
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It's only good for music.
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>>34869221
Tell me your experience, do you speak russian?
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Top 3 Disney movies.
Top 3 Disney songs.
Go.
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>>34869180
>Top 3 Disney movies.
i dont know
>Top 3 Disney songs.
lmao
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>Movies
1. Inside Out
2. High School Musical
3. Lion King
>Songs
1. This is Halloween (Nightmare before Christmas)
2. Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
3. High School Musical (HSM 3)
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https://youtu.be/Jb7kJ-j_dKA
https://youtu.be/U3NoDEu7kpg
https://youtu.be/Bcg5rN-jlaw
Not really Disney songs but they are still is my top.
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I just did 100 sit up and 100 air squats and 15 min of jump rope with no breaks. feels good man
all robots should do exercise, it feels good and prepares you for the uprising
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>>34869152
I've been exercising regularly for a few months now, it does feel good and it gives me something to look forward to each day. Otherwise I would be consumed by self loathing and apathy
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>>34869152
>air squats
You can fly?
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i run a bunch of miles and did 300 pushups
still might do some indian pushups + some yoga
i carbo-loaded excessively
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>actually get friendzoned on Valentine's Day
End me now.
/r9k/ is always right
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r9k is not just always right, you are stupid to ever think otherwise, now learn more then just about women
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>>34869147
5 years ago i got trampled
If that makes you feel any better.
First time i asked a girl out.
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Reminder that some muscle Chad who she has never met in her life prior, will cum inside her tonight
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Anyone else doesn't understand the phenomenon of relationships?
>It seems like they are so extremely random.
>Soemtimes you get 4/10 guys going out with 7/10 qts.
>Or you get 7/10 chads going out with 5/10s.
>It seems like there is absolutely no correlation between looks/intelligence/physique and getting a relationship (except on the highest ratings (10/10-8/10s)
>Although there is usually a noticeable correlation when it comes to how social the person is.
How does this work?
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>>34869032
>>Soemtimes you get 4/10 guys going out with 7/10 qts.
>>Or you get 7/10 chads going out with 5/10s.
It could be a few things
You could have a warped and biased perception of beauty. You feel bitter when you see a guy with a girl so you go "oh he's not THAT attractive I bet she could be with me instead of that guy", or on the other hand you see a guy with a girl and go "oh she's not THAT attractive I bet I could be with her instead of that guy"
There's also the very real possibility that the guy/girl is only dating the girl/guy because he/she is extremely wealthy and gives them everything they want or there's some other benefit to their relationship.
Also, it could be that the girl is a practice girlfriend, or the guy is a practice boyfriend. Someone that you date either out of complete desperation, because of a drunken mistake, or just because you want to get over the last break-up of your most recently failed relationship.
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>Although there is usually a noticeable correlation when it comes to how social the person is.
Vague, but maybe in the right direction. I don't know since I'm a friendless loser.
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>>34869032
>looks/intelligence/physique
Unless you're outrageously good looking appearance is irrelevant to most relationships. Women don't operate on any plane of logic to put things simply. They like guys for how they make them 'feel'.