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>>34889181
I'd marry you.
How is that not original?

Only if you are a girl, and willing to cook and clean and bear my children.

>>34889181
I would but you wouldn't wanna marry a non-virgin, I suppose.

>>34889067
Cum cant build up like that.
Right?!?

>>34889067
Cont
I think you can bail out easily

>>34889092
you ever jerked off in the shower and jizzed? you know how much of a cunt it is to get it all off you because the water has caused it to react???

2, never date a titty monster

in order of most cocks seen
2 > 5 > 3 = 4 > 1
those mammaries got 2 all the cock she could ever see

>>34889015
2. 5 is the hottest though.

>>34888888

>>34888934
Your own original shit

>>34888934
orange juice with bananas in it like a soup

>>34888934
Eat banana slices and ketchup

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>>34888727
Women > Men. That's why
If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too desu, who wants to fuck some icky guy

>>34889000
That still makes you a heterosexual, Anon.

>she's Muslim
Never even stood a chance desu

>>34888694
Watamote you said it yourself

>>34888694
Homunculus manga

>pls spoonfeed me

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What are you lads listening to?
As usual I'm listening to Redgum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL62Bx9zuE

Phew.. That thread trasfer was a little too exciting for me. Gonna have to have a rest .

>>34888557
>supposed to do 5 hours a day job search

You're supposed to, but they never hold you to that standard.

Simply say that you did and it's enough - it's then their onus to prove you're lying (nearly impossible and takes took long)

>>34888494
Good men and women worthy of marrying are hard to find these days and I'm thinking it's going to keep getting worse. The traditional family model of the 1960s is all but completely phased out and now we have career women and stay at home dads. Despite this, a good partner is still going to love you and support you. You won't be going through life alone and you will have someone to meet at home with at the end of the day, who is committed to you and no one else. And when you find someone you love and decide to spend your life with them, they give you a reason for all your wageslaving and suffering because you know it pays for your life together. This is why robots will always despair for love. Because no matter how much gender roles change and how much women have deviated from their roles as virtuous, domestic supporters, you know they will always be the only thing able to fill the void created by your unending desire for the companionship of someone else

Men offer the same things they did before, women offer less.

>>34888736
But what are those things and are they relevant?

Women (especially childless in their 20ties) earn a decent amount of money. There is no need "for protection" like there was for centuries before.

Things that women offered (children, emotional support & intimacy, being a good listener, creating good atmosphere in home, etc) seem to be as relevant a always, while men ones decreased.

drunk czech pig

>>34888317
Is Russia Eastern Europe?

>>34888333
Russia is Europe and Asia at the same time

>>34888071
So what kind of pizza did you get her?

why not just scam them? Order the pizza but set the payment method to cash on delivery.

>>34888090
I bought her the seafood one with prawn, no idea if she liked it because she ended up ignoring my msgs after oizza arrived

>>34888023
>women are attracted to that fish-lipped tard
No self-respect at all.

>>34888023

Grow up. He's attractive and he deserves that fame. Its that simple. You sound like you have a shitty personality anyways. I wouldn't even date you.

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>>34888081
>deserves

>Pretending to be a girl

>>34888012
I guess everyone was thinking about it at some point. But stopping existing and killing yourself are two different things. I wan't to be ersed from this world completely, not to die.

>>34888012
>I'm the worst kind of subhuman trash
No you're not. You're a human with feelings just like everyone

>>34888061
*erased from this world

destroy jews

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superAIDS

>>34888005
Is this porn or cuckshit?

>>34887941
>I like playing computer games and playing with me lego

I'm unemployed and live with my parents and need cash asap for more tendies

>>34887941
I live with my parents and masturbate to cartoon porn and I once killed a cat when I was 10 years old

what a nice looking ass

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I think i have hemorroids, so not too good.

A bit loose from the new toy.