/Assfeel/

what a nice looking ass

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I think i have hemorroids, so not too good.

A bit loose from the new toy.

>>34887935
T H I C C -OMANIA

>>34887935
I'd still fuck that ass, I'm that desperatre

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>>34887935
>be me
>dreaming that I'm laying on my stomach on my bed
>someone starts lubing me up from behind and fingering my poop shoot
>try to resist but end up letting it happen cause it feels good
>then I feel a member enter me
>slowly at first and then the speed picks up
>start moaning like crazy as I begin to get fucked like a grill
>it hurts and can feel it tearing me but it feels so good
>wake up to butt hurting and boxers full of jizz

Did I get raped by an incubus?

I don't think there are as many Assians here as Britbongs

mines sore from doing a datass exercise routine yesterday. I want a heavenly trap figure but I'm too tall ;~;

>>34888584
incubus done took ya boiginity

>>34889050
What's the datass exercise?

People say I have a cute butt and I want to make it cuter.

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>>34889963
its to the lower left

>>34890030
>tfw have trap figure
>tfw don't want it
>tfw want to be manly
REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34890348
if thats true, you need to put your little boiclit in a cage and get to work following >>34890030
at least youll be qt as fuck and attract someone, which is more than 90% here could do.
also, pics?

>>34890030
Oh! I was doing that for a while. I need to get back into it to get a tighter boipucci.

it feels like i'm about to shit myself

>>34890030
Hey this is a pretty good idea on what not to do.

>>34887935
>How does your ass feel today?
WHAT? Um it feels fine.

My ass feels allright

>>34890627
Why do you say that, Anon?

Original comment

Been hurting lately. I feel two pilonidal cysts. And my hemorrhoids have been flaring. I'm scared.

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>>34890765
i think i have a skin tag or something on my asshole. should i get drunk and just cut it off? i really dont want it there rrRREEEEEEEEeee

>>34890840
If it's a skin tag wrap floss around it. Don't cut it off. It will hurt.

is there any point in execrising to get a nice butt if I have a man butt that's not a nice shape

>>34890868
honestly, if it just hurts, i can deal with that. Im just worried about it getting worse / infected, but if I had it done professionally wouldnt they just do the same thing, cut it off? what does floss do?

>>34890902
Cuts off the circulation. Just google skin tag and floss.

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posting my ass

>>34890940
Cute. If I were a top I'd fuck you. I'd eat it though.

>>34890940
how did you get it like that? or were you just lucky?

My ass feels like I need to shit, but I don't. Probably because I just tried prostate stimulation for the first time

>>34890969
>if I were a top
Why is this a thing? What's so bad about sticking your dick in a hole?

>>34890348
This. I sure don't want to turn into a girl. I'd feel even more miserable.

>>34890406
lol I'm not gay fuck off

>>34892331
Nothing is wrong with that anon. I'm simply a submissive bottom bitch. I don't think I could get it up.

>>34890673
I want to be manly.

>>34892440
>replies to thread just to make sure anons hell never meet know hes not gay

sounds like you may be insecure about your sexuality, Anon. Dont worry, we dont judge you.

>>34893234
No I just crave attention and I'm really lonely.

I don't even care about sex I am human and I need to be loved.